Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!

those are such pokemon trainer shoes

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what beat

love a good cancelled plan

I got a car you can hit me with

cant hear you from all the way down there

I fuckin love salt water taffy

oh hell ya

Let me eat it liv agar