they took my damn appendix dude
October 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
they took my damn appendix dude
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Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!
September 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!
Curls have been curling lately, ignore the dirty mirror
May 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Curls have been curling lately, ignore the dirty mirror
finshed a book series I was reading. the voices have returned
May 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
finshed a book series I was reading. the voices have returned
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility
March 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility
Im so excited for spring training
February 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Im so excited for spring training
Need a big nosed woman to set me straight
January 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Need a big nosed woman to set me straight
Love a good jar jar binks tiki drink
January 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Love a good jar jar binks tiki drink
Never needed a beer more in my life
January 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Never needed a beer more in my life
Love that it's not 110 degrees out but I'm yearning for some beers in the pool
January 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Love that it's not 110 degrees out but I'm yearning for some beers in the pool
I need a show to fixate on, I got nothin until baseball season
January 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I need a show to fixate on, I got nothin until baseball season
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
peanut butter jelly so damn good fuck
January 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
peanut butter jelly so damn good fuck
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there’s fungus among us 🍄
December 19, 2024 at 5:17 AM
there’s fungus among us 🍄
I need Soto to just sign somewhere so I can have peace
December 9, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I need Soto to just sign somewhere so I can have peace
diet dr pepper got me feelin nicey
December 7, 2024 at 1:50 AM
diet dr pepper got me feelin nicey
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good morning
December 4, 2024 at 9:29 PM
good morning
read a book instead of playing video games tonight and I feel the grooves in my brain reforming
December 3, 2024 at 5:42 AM
read a book instead of playing video games tonight and I feel the grooves in my brain reforming
chainsaw man is so peak right now
November 26, 2024 at 3:57 PM
chainsaw man is so peak right now
sometimes you need a good hangover to put it all into perspective
November 24, 2024 at 5:52 PM
sometimes you need a good hangover to put it all into perspective
my flirting technique is love bombing and inviting to thanksgiving
November 23, 2024 at 8:06 PM
my flirting technique is love bombing and inviting to thanksgiving