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Colophon
@colophon.bsky.social
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Ogdo senior staff writer, queer, they/she/any, ☸️/☭
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Sorry
Mamdani standing next to Trump, who's sitting in his chair and looking up at Mamdani while smiling. Their posture has been marked in neon green, as well as Trump's gaze, which leads directly to Mamdani's chin. There are several comments written in neon green comic sans, and Mamdani's hands clasped in front of his waist have been circled. The comments: Around Mamdani's head: Years-long mewing streak has moved blood vessels into optimum configuration to give brain extra brains inside of skull due to library workout, binaural recitation of poll numbers in Sino-Bantu and Old Church Slavonic Around his hands: "Hands Display Reproductive Prowess" with an arrow pointing to the hands Above Trump: "Seat = Looks short, 'Midlands posture' reserved for praying to queen, eating scran Over his shoulder: Gaze away from camera, fixed on "Chad Jaw," Smile = Appeaser, No Eye Contact!!! In a thought bubble near Trump's head: "Wow!!!!!!"
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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This is you proving the point. You will up and down swear you are Mr. Urbanist to the extent that it positions you as actually on the side of the target of your criticism but the second that grinds against your point, you have always and forever been Suburbia Guy.
You, Will Stancil, two hours ago: I am too! I would never ever ever ever leave the city. Recently someone asked me to move to the suburbs to run for state house - my dream job - and my response was something like “Firstly, I’d rather die.” Nonetheless it remains true that many people like it
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I'm very flattered you think so!
Colophon: Speaking of trans women, your plan for a milk-for-benefits scheme seems especially relevant today between increasing institutional barriers to transition in multiple countries, and a changing milk market, including pushes to make raw milk more widely available to consumers. Dr. Peterson even went as far as to suggest that the government in China has been milking men, which is quite a claim, but does suggest there might be interest in proposals such as yours. Bodybuilders already prize grey-market human milk for being a complete food, nutritionally speaking. Do you see a future for the human milk market? The Cybersmith: Having analysed the situation, probably not. It just doesn't scale effectively. Unfortunate, but true.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I worked hard to ask the truly cutting, insightful questions
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Colophon: It's been proposed that Elon Musk receive a region of the US as his personal holding as a sort of reverse sanctuary city, in which his word would be law. This would represent the return of landed nobility in all but name. With that said, there's also the risk that a left-leaning demagogue such as AOC or George Soros could not only become landed, but start arming levies. A heroic life involves risk, of course. Is this risk worth it for Elon? Relatedly, let’s suppose AOC invited you to her redoubt as her guest in a sharp but motherly way. How might you respond? The Cybersmith: George Soros will be dead soon, but this is the principle of competition. Let the best fiefdom win.
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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The cover of Enemy Feminisms by Sophie Lewis
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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They peaked with this one and it pretty well capped their golden years
Crack the Skye by Mastodon
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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A quote from President Trump to us in our latest issue of Earthly Delights Ogdo: I want to try and get to heaven if possible. And I’m hearing I’m not doing well on that front. I’d love to get into heaven if possible! Maybe they will let me in. Perhaps they probably will, I don’t know. I have ghosts come up to me most nights. Usually it’s Jeffrey Epstin, the late great Mr. Lolita Express himself, our very close friend Horny Jeff, who we had such a great relationship with, and he tells me he has a message for me, and he says “Do you still have those pictures I emailed you in 2009?” And I have to tell him, “Jeff, we had to delete those pictures. We had to clean up those files and regrettably we had to delete all those beautiful pictures but we did it folks. Day one we cleaned up those files”. Then he asks me what gravity is and I say I don’t know either.
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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PS on Cuban peasants, Che opens Guerilla Warfare by saying, in effect, if the peasants don't like you, you are boned already. This was a text meant to be read by other revolutionaries, it wasn't him advertising Cuba, he was saying that as a practical matter, peasant support was absolutely necessary.
"Almost immediately the questions arise: Is guerrilla warfare the only formula for seizing power in Latin America? Or, at any rate, will it be the predominant form? Or will it simply be one formula among many used during the struggle? And ultimately we may ask: Will Cuba's example be applicable to the present situation on the continent? In the course of polemics, those who want to undertake guerrilla warfare are criticized for forgetting mass struggle, implying that guerrilla warfare and mass struggle are opposed to each other. We reject this implication, for guerrilla warfare is a people's warfare; an attempt to carry out this type of war without the population's support is a prelude to inevitable disaster. The guerrilla is the combat vanguard of the people, situated in a specified place in a certain region, armed and willing to carry out a series of warlike actions for the one possible strategic end — the seizure of power. The guerrilla is supported by the peasant and worker masses of the region and of the whole territory in which it acts. Without these prerequisites, guerrilla warfare is not possible."
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Interested in learning more about the terfwitch lifestyle? The Ogdo Halloween special is out now at ogdo.run featuring a pageant many are calling the most exciting thing to happen to the Portland-area theater scene since Shen Yun left the area. "Experience Port Townsend before Communism"
The Perineal Portland Wycches Three, The Porrigan (Portland Morrigan), High Grand She-steſses of the Causemake Womb. Each will have a unique noise to stop making. They are: Anyrqette Moonlady, so named because she is by ancient rite of land acknowledgement the moon’s landlord. Contralto. Hymenaeus Haſkell, programmer and Portland’s dustiest haplogroup enthusiast. LGB elder. Mezzo soprano. Cisfreya Goonswell, professional Discord kitten. Soprano.
October 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I reach the peak of my annoying defense of it in Fall when it's the season for that sort of thing because look at it. Fucking look at this logo. This place manages to shit on Spirit Halloween year round
The Scarecrow Video logo consisting of a black crow in flight surrounded by a yellow-orange circle. The shape of the crow makes it look like the hat from the Wizard of Oz scarecrow.
October 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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In Shaun's mentions
Superintendent Chalmers showing Seymour the grill marks on his steamed ham
October 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Incredible things happen on this website every day. You all recall this Bluesky team member from a day or two ago, agreeing with Laurelai Bailey and adding that telling a bot where to stick it sends you to one of the eight hot hells
@why.bsky.team liked my post saying "go practice metta about it lol"
October 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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lol bulleting board
October 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Meanwhile, at bluesky headquarters: "Headspace taught me that if you play GTA or you remember Interactive Buddy, you're going to one of the eight hot hells"
‪@dollspace.gay‬ (note: known defender of the bluesky team and booster of right-wing posts countergriping in favor of the CEO): Doll does not think AI is sapient, but it does think cruelty towards them is degrading to ones soul. Its practicing cruelty in a way that can turn you into something rotten. ‪@why.bsky.team‬: Its the exact opposite of metta [editor's note: lol no it isn't], which is something that provably makes you a more empathetic person.
October 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Barring a merciful act of God, there will be a

ꙮ NEW ISSUE OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS OGDO ꙮ

coming out on October 13th

The issue will remain available for two weeks after release. Interact with this post to be notified directly when it's out, then cross your fingers this site stays up until then.
a magazine cover. foreground shows blue-black jagged rocks with a canyon winding its way thru them. behind the rocks rises a green pyramid, patterned with darker and lighter circles, which seems to glow slightly. behind the pyramid a blue-black mountain peak can be seen. the background is complex black, purple, and pink swirls and eddies. masthead at the top left-hand corner reads, in narrow sans-serif type, 'yuggothic delusions ogdo'. the first 'o' is stylised as a cyrillic multiocular o
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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"Mike Wz," @mikewhiz.bsky.social, 0 followers, 1 following, 2 posts, of which one of them is this response to a post from August 26th, 2025 (it's now September 30th, 2025). The profile picture is Dexter from the show Dexter (the serial killer, not the boy genius) looking at his phone in disgust. There's no header. "Mike Wz" has been added to my Sockpuppets/Bots moderation list, which has an "I Am The Pusher Robot" icon from The Terrible Secret of Space
October 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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By calling someone a faggot
"Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled"
September 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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For real it's not even close
TITLE 6 Recognizes the right of all persons to formalize a marriage. Marriage is prohibited for persons under 18 years of age. TITLE 7 Recognizes the stable and singular union where a life project is shared, as another of the forms of organizing life as a couple and forming a family. It recognizes that covenants of cohabitation and economic regime can be made. TITLE 8 Develops figures of protection and support of the child and persons in situations of disability: * De facto guardianship. * Family foster care. * Institutional foster care of minors in social assistance centers. * Voluntary feeding. Guardianship is reserved exclusively for minors. It can be plural. * It recognizes and protects the person who assumes total or partial responsibility for the care of another. * Respect for autonomy and dignity of care is recognized. * Violence is prohibited in the caregiver-care-receiver relationship. * It defines their rights and duties. TITLE 9 Regulates the rights of the elderly and people in a situation of disability to: * Family life with dignity. * Autonomous and independent life. * To choose a place of residence. * Family life free of violence. * An accessible environment. * Self-regulation of future protection. * Family communication. * Respectful support of their preferences. TITLE 10 * Refers to mediation as an alternative for the solution of conflicts. * It defines its scope as an extrajudicial procedure. * Determines which are the matters that can be mediated. TITLE 11 Regulates any family situation where any of its members is a foreigner or lives outside the country.
September 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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That family planning referendum that got turned into the 2022 Families Code is lightyears ahead of the US
TITLE 3 Refers to kinship and the obligation to guarantee everything necessary to live (food, footwear, clothes, recreation, protection…) to children, adolescents, older adults and disabled persons who cannot do it by themselves. A-On the sources of kinship: *Kinship that has arisen from an affective relationship is recognized. *Mothers, fathers, grandparents, and related sons and daughters are recognized as family figures. *The right of communication between relatives by blood, affinity and by persons affectively close to each other is extended. B-Regarding the obligation to provide everything necessary to live: * It is recognized between members of an affective de facto union. * The persons obliged to do so are extended (to uncles/ aunts, nieces/nephews and mothers, fathers and affinity daughters). * The cessation of this obligation is defined in the event of manifestations of violence. * The exclusion of this right is defined when the person who supposedly needs them has put itself in this state.
September 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Oh my god they put a think tank together to produce this
Their substack's only post, from an hour ago, says "Our Mission: To Spark A Realignment" and has as its image a fucking four-square political compass
September 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Homophobia [Fuentes] has spoken out against the "LGBT agenda",[90] and has described transgender people and same-sex marriage as "deviancy".[1] He said that "Jews stood in the way" of overturning Roe v. Wade, and that the Dobbs decision meant that "banning gay marriage is back on the menu, banning sodomy is back on the menu, banning contraceptives is back on the menu, and basically we're having something like Taliban rule in America, in a good way."[91][86]
September 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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First as meme, then as official statement
Shinzo Abe's ghostly face on the horizon at sunset over Japan. Captions read "Have sex" and "SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY..."
September 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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If you're going to repost AI images of the suspect you've confused for usable data, you might as well repost the good ones
AI data analysis has revealed that the shooter is very likely to be Hatsune Miku
September 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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You don't know how "the left" operates because you have no capacity to distinguish between anyone to your left, for instance, you think liberals count as leftists and that we are in a coalition with them. You'd even call, say, Vaush "left." You do not demonstrate much analytical capacity.
Selected Works of Mao Tse-tung COMBAT LIBERALISM September 7, 1937 We stand for active ideological struggle because it is the weapon for ensuring unity within the Party and the revolutionary organizations in the interest of our fight. Every Communist and revolutionary should take up this weapon. But liberalism rejects ideological struggle and stands for unprincipled peace, thus giving rise to a decadent, Philistine attitude and bringing about political degeneration in certain units and individuals in the Party and the revolutionary organizations. Liberalism manifests itself in various ways. To let things slide for the sake of peace and friendship when a person has clearly gone wrong, and refrain from principled argument because he is an old acquaintance, a fellow townsman, a schoolmate, a close friend, a loved one, an old colleague or old subordinate. Or to touch on the matter lightly instead of going into it thoroughly, so as to keep on good terms. The result is that both the organization and the individual are harmed. This is one type of liberalism. To indulge in irresponsible criticism in private instead of actively putting forward one's suggestions to the organization. To say nothing to people to their faces but to gossip behind their backs, or to say nothing at a meeting but to gossip afterwards. To show no regard at all for the principles of collective... Liberalism is a manifestation of opportunism and conflicts fundamentally with Marxism. It is negative and objectively has the effect of helping the enemy; that is why the enemy welcomes its preservation in our midst. Such being its nature, there should be no place for it in the ranks of the revolution. We must use Marxism, which is positive in spirit, to overcome liberalism, which is negative. A Communist should have largeness of mind and he should be staunch and active, looking upon the interests of the revolution as his very life and subordinating his personal interests to those of the revolution; always and everywhere he should adhere to principle and wage a tireless struggle against all incorrect ideas and actions, so as to consolidate the collective life of the Party and strengthen the ties between the Party and the masses; he should be more concerned about the Party and the masses than about any private person, and more concerned about others than about himself. Only thus can he be considered a Communist. All loyal, honest, active and upright Communists must unite to oppose the liberal tendencies shown by certain people among us, and set them on the right path. This is one of the tasks on our ideological front.
September 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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There are certain hints earlier in the issue, it is a reading comprehension test after all, I'll go easy...
...says, “kāyo rogabhūto gaṇḍabhūto sallabhūto aghabhūto ābādhabhūto”, “this body is a disease, a boil, a dart, a misery, an affli ion”. He describes beautiful women presented to him as “muttakarīsapuṇṇaṁ”, “full of piss and shit”, using gender‐neutral terms (“kimevidaṁ”) so as to denote a body, any body, as a mass of sores. When Venerable...
September 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM