Long John Silverfish
@colonelsauce.bsky.social
I'm just happy to be here, wherever it is, really. Thank you. *tag applied for* Rocket City
I get up for 30 seconds to get a piece of pecan pie & this sorry bastard steals my seat. #Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I get up for 30 seconds to get a piece of pecan pie & this sorry bastard steals my seat. #Thanksgiving
Reposted by Long John Silverfish
Every day the POTUS takes off should be a paid federal holiday for all of us.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Every day the POTUS takes off should be a paid federal holiday for all of us.
No wonder Whataburger is struggling
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
No wonder Whataburger is struggling
If you buy an antique, bring it home, & your dog barks at it non-stop, then you need to burn that shit immediately.
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If you buy an antique, bring it home, & your dog barks at it non-stop, then you need to burn that shit immediately.
Unsure why Pitt would fake punt when they’re up by 14. Punt the ball & play D.
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Unsure why Pitt would fake punt when they’re up by 14. Punt the ball & play D.
Nightmare fuel…$35.00
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Nightmare fuel…$35.00
It’s ok to shoplift only if you’re really bored.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It’s ok to shoplift only if you’re really bored.
I will continue my lifelong boycott of this largely unwatchable sport.
Fifa agrees World Cup matches can be moved at Trump’s request
The president has been warning host cities under Democratic control that he will call on Fifa’s president to switch venues if he deems there is a problem
www.thetimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I will continue my lifelong boycott of this largely unwatchable sport.
Too many turnovers by Bama today; Ty Simpson is not the best QB in CFB right now & will likely return to Tuscaloosa next season. DeBoer has to take the kicking game seriously in ‘26 to win these close games & the SEC. Regardless, all due credit to the Sooners, who played a terrific game. #RollTide
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Too many turnovers by Bama today; Ty Simpson is not the best QB in CFB right now & will likely return to Tuscaloosa next season. DeBoer has to take the kicking game seriously in ‘26 to win these close games & the SEC. Regardless, all due credit to the Sooners, who played a terrific game. #RollTide
South Carolina got A&M under that voodoo this afternoon.
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
South Carolina got A&M under that voodoo this afternoon.
When Walmart asks me for a donation
a man in a suit and tie is looking down .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking down .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
When Walmart asks me for a donation
Fluorescent lights are hardcore porn to ladybugs.
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Fluorescent lights are hardcore porn to ladybugs.
Ok, hear me out: Squid Game for anyone on Epstein’s list(s).
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ok, hear me out: Squid Game for anyone on Epstein’s list(s).
If it had “fallen” from a window, then we could immediately determine the cause.
High-Tech Russian Robot Walks On Stage To Rocky Theme Song And Immediately Falls Over
AI Robot In Russia Falls Over While Rocky Song Plays
♫Trying hard now....It's so hard now♫
kotaku.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If it had “fallen” from a window, then we could immediately determine the cause.
Bill Belichick to coach the NY Giants in ‘26, yay or nay?
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Bill Belichick to coach the NY Giants in ‘26, yay or nay?
Crazy dumb call by Vandy to go for it on 4th down. Take the points.
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Crazy dumb call by Vandy to go for it on 4th down. Take the points.