The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.
@colonelnutz.bsky.social
“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
You can see why she got on so well with Joe Wilkinson so well early on in their careers, they complimented each other perfectly.
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You can see why she got on so well with Joe Wilkinson so well early on in their careers, they complimented each other perfectly.
She always had a quality about her, with absolutely no effort whatsoever. She never fucked about, if she had a joke on her it was placed top corner, no stepovers needed. She honed that persona from an early age.
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
She always had a quality about her, with absolutely no effort whatsoever. She never fucked about, if she had a joke on her it was placed top corner, no stepovers needed. She honed that persona from an early age.
It’s a point of reference that we went to college together, rather than a claim to fame. She’s ace, and she was always nice to chat to when we were 17. Deserves all the good things happening to her.
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It’s a point of reference that we went to college together, rather than a claim to fame. She’s ace, and she was always nice to chat to when we were 17. Deserves all the good things happening to her.
I rang them up. they said “we did watch you walk out and you looked a bit dazed to be honest so we left you to it and figured we’d call you back tomorrow if we didn’t hear from you”
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I rang them up. they said “we did watch you walk out and you looked a bit dazed to be honest so we left you to it and figured we’d call you back tomorrow if we didn’t hear from you”
Such was the effort in extracting that she decided to keep them to get them counted and put on display in her surgery.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Such was the effort in extracting that she decided to keep them to get them counted and put on display in her surgery.
Nah, Bolton has a larger military occupation.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Nah, Bolton has a larger military occupation.
Just like Basra. But without the weather.
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Just like Basra. But without the weather.
No shit, Sherlock.
Also, Miss Nantwich is a driver’s ambition, not a beauty contest. Jimmy Greaves would win it, never mind Beau
Also, Miss Nantwich is a driver’s ambition, not a beauty contest. Jimmy Greaves would win it, never mind Beau
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
No shit, Sherlock.
Also, Miss Nantwich is a driver’s ambition, not a beauty contest. Jimmy Greaves would win it, never mind Beau
Also, Miss Nantwich is a driver’s ambition, not a beauty contest. Jimmy Greaves would win it, never mind Beau
Miss Crewe 1992, in other words….?
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Miss Crewe 1992, in other words….?
Freddo - very popular when younger, but now much smaller and more expensive now you’re older
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Freddo - very popular when younger, but now much smaller and more expensive now you’re older
A Revels - a night of bedroom gymnastics that is in equal measure smooth, crunchy, tangy and tasting like shit depending on the moment
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A Revels - a night of bedroom gymnastics that is in equal measure smooth, crunchy, tangy and tasting like shit depending on the moment
I can’t have been the only one to pick up Roger’s Profanisauris to see if was already an entry.
It’s probably a season where you don’t come for ages, but suddenly it happens twice in quick succession…
It’s probably a season where you don’t come for ages, but suddenly it happens twice in quick succession…
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I can’t have been the only one to pick up Roger’s Profanisauris to see if was already an entry.
It’s probably a season where you don’t come for ages, but suddenly it happens twice in quick succession…
It’s probably a season where you don’t come for ages, but suddenly it happens twice in quick succession…
“Get down, Shep! Oh, sorry, I suppose I’ve got to call you They/Thep these days, don’t I? You know, COS OF WOKE THESE DAYS EH? EH?”
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“Get down, Shep! Oh, sorry, I suppose I’ve got to call you They/Thep these days, don’t I? You know, COS OF WOKE THESE DAYS EH? EH?”
RED?!?!?!
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
RED?!?!?!
“Single mindedness” = “biased”
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Single mindedness” = “biased”
Never tell me shit like this has run its course. Shit like this will never not be funny until Jimmy Fallon gets hold of it.
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Never tell me shit like this has run its course. Shit like this will never not be funny until Jimmy Fallon gets hold of it.