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collslaw.bsky.social
Collslaw
@collslaw.bsky.social
140 followers 110 following 450 posts
Just a Cabbage doing Cabbage things.
I stream when my internet works: https://www.twitch.tv/collslaw
PNG Model: @rhapsperhaps.bsky.social
Scrungle Model: @starlilybud.bsky.social
PFP/Banner: @rhapsperhaps.bsky.social
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December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I heard today was rapture day and felt the need to check in with my family. We proceeded to have a perfectly normal conversation.
September 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA, thanks @saturnidaefae.bsky.social my friends love it.
Just imagine Macho Man Randy Savage, but he's made of cabbage, and he's wearing purple. Purple hat, purple glasses, arms crossed, with a hairy chest. Just imagine Macho Man Randy Savage, but he's made of cabbage, and he's wearing purple. Purple hat, purple glasses, arms crossed, with a hairy chest. He's got a bit of a smirk on his face, and the classic line of "Oh Yeah" in the speech bubble.
May 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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HA! Here, just a head of cabbage for ya.
May 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Well, everyone, we made it to Friday, and to celebrate this achievement, here's some art made by @starlilybud.bsky.social.......teehee.
A very smexy cabbage holding a purple book over his chest about how to be a smexy cabbage.
April 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Oh shoot I forgot to share this yesterday! Here's my Steam Replay. When I wasn't going around slaying dragons and other mythical creatures, I was capturing them into little orbs and making them build stuff for me.
December 19, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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YOUR CABBAGE LORD RETURNS! Some more CO-OP Elden Ring with my buddy miniaturedevil! #vtuber #raging

www.twitch.tv/collslaw
In the background shines the Elden Ring symbol which is basically a bunch of overlapped golden rings atop a staff-like symbol with a crescent shape atop it. In the foreground, a figure is seen knelt with both hands on the handle of a sword, as their cape bellows behind them......the figure's head is a cabbage with black beady eyes.
November 10, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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I'm glad you asked Lumi, I did indeed get a picture!!! Here you are:
A brown bottle of Cider with the words "Hard Dixon Cider" written on it. At the bottom are the words "Cabbage Brewing Co." with an image of a Cabbage wrapped in a purple blanket beside it.
October 30, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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Trying to be the wettest Cabbage around, with miniaturedevil's viewpoint! We diving deep y'all in Subnautica!
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
October 26, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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Oh right, I stream today.....OH RIGHT I STREAM TODAY!!
Come as we once again journey into these lands so that I may become Cabbage Lord of all that is Green!...and golden too I guess.
8pm at www.twitch.tv/collslaw
In the background shines the Elden Ring symbol which is basically a bunch of overlapped golden rings atop a staff-like symbol with a crescent shape atop it. In the foreground, a figure is seen knelt with both hands on the handle of a sword, as their cape bellows behind them......the figure's head is a cabbage with black beady eyes.
October 24, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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Shoutout to @saturnidaefae.bsky.social for these awesome freaking emotes she made for me!!! I'mma need more of these at some point!
It's a head of cabbage with furrowed eyebrows and wide white eyes, the mouth is open as if yelling or shouting, and a bright red tic mark is on the upper right side of this head. It's a head of cabbage that looks to be in shock. The mouth is hanging open with the edges downturned, the eyebrows are raised fully, and the eyes are wide, white, and in an oval shape. It's almost as if he's been surprised or frightened. It's head of cabbage that appears to be laughing. He has his mouth open in a smile, showing teeth, with his eyes closed and tears at the corners. On the left side of his face are bright red marks denoting an exclamation or loud noise.
October 21, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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The first piece of art I've ever gotten is something I've never stopped using. It meant a lot to me then and means a lot to me now.

🎨RhapsPerhaps

....I think I did this right lol.
On the left is an image of a cabbage colored in green. With black eyes, and a W-shaped smile. On the right is the word Collslaw sketched in black with green highlights.
October 19, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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In about 45 minutes, you're Cabbage Lord returns!!!!! ......and Mini to I guess lol. Tonight we don't have a plan, we only have thoughts of violence!
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
In the background shines the Elden Ring symbol which is basically a bunch of overlapped golden rings atop a staff-like symbol with a crescent shape atop it. In the foreground, a figure is seen knelt with both hands on the handle of a sword, as their cape bellows behind them......the figure's head is a cabbage with black beady eyes.
October 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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I'm playing Star Citizen right now and it is a riot of bugs and glitches.
Image 1: The door closes on my friend while she's trying to land.
Image 2: She tries to land and clips through the floor.
Image 3: I'm running to the back of her ship, and get teleported 600m away.
Game works perfectly.
The ship is stuck sideways in the hangar doors as they close on my friend's ship. My friend's ship is stuck under the floor after the ship clips through the floor trying to land on the landing pad. I'm 600m away from my previous location after it teleports me away while running through my friend's ship. I'm staring through a window at the hanger we were in.
October 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Just a little introduction:
I AM COLLSLAW CABBAGE!
Just your little Cabbage guy who became sapient, at least, that's what I believe happened. Why do people keep trying to eat me?!

I like reading, a lot
Coding, sometimes.
Playing Games, often.
Complaining about IT work, always.
Hi.
October 17, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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Shoutout to @mushpuppii.bsky.social for this awesome bit of work below. I like to imagine I'm gaming with my buddy Miniaturedevil and he just says something off the wall.
March 5, 2024 at 2:43 PM