Collslaw
@collslaw.bsky.social
Just a Cabbage doing Cabbage things.
I stream when my internet works: https://www.twitch.tv/collslaw
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I stream when my internet works: https://www.twitch.tv/collslaw
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Collslaw
@collslaw.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Just a little introduction:
I AM COLLSLAW CABBAGE!
Just your little Cabbage guy who became sapient, at least, that's what I believe happened. Why do people keep trying to eat me?!
I like reading, a lot
Coding, sometimes.
Playing Games, often.
Complaining about IT work, always.
Hi.
I AM COLLSLAW CABBAGE!
Just your little Cabbage guy who became sapient, at least, that's what I believe happened. Why do people keep trying to eat me?!
I like reading, a lot
Coding, sometimes.
Playing Games, often.
Complaining about IT work, always.
Hi.
You're not getting any context for this:
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You're not getting any context for this:
OMG IS THAT THE 1.0 OF VOIDTRAIN..... chugging along with the homies
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
OMG IS THAT THE 1.0 OF VOIDTRAIN..... chugging along with the homies
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Screaming and crying...and definitely and probably alt f4-ing...
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Screaming and crying...and definitely and probably alt f4-ing...
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Oh god, it's just the two of us....again
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Oh god, it's just the two of us....again
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
During a slow week, I complete 10-20 tickets. In a regular week, I complete around 20-25 tickets. Weekend work might boost that to 30-35. This week......66 TICKETS. SIX D SIX. THAT'S TWO SIXS SIDE BY SIDE.
The weekend can't come soon enough...
The weekend can't come soon enough...
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
During a slow week, I complete 10-20 tickets. In a regular week, I complete around 20-25 tickets. Weekend work might boost that to 30-35. This week......66 TICKETS. SIX D SIX. THAT'S TWO SIXS SIDE BY SIDE.
The weekend can't come soon enough...
The weekend can't come soon enough...
Nothing better than coming into shift at 10am, attending a meeting, discussing a high-priority ticket with another team member, and then finding a ticket that had been sitting in the queue....FOR TWO HOURS, that no one else picked up, and was obviously skipping over.
Anways, Good Morning.
Anways, Good Morning.
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Nothing better than coming into shift at 10am, attending a meeting, discussing a high-priority ticket with another team member, and then finding a ticket that had been sitting in the queue....FOR TWO HOURS, that no one else picked up, and was obviously skipping over.
Anways, Good Morning.
Anways, Good Morning.
JUST THE TWO OF US, WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY....THAT'S A LIE
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
JUST THE TWO OF US, WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY....THAT'S A LIE
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
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October 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Another day, another scream, another bad dream, scary games with the homies or something
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Collslaw - Twitch
My name is Collslaw and I don't know what I'm doing. I stream whenever I flipping feel like, and I don't know how to setup anything so that it runs smoothly. I'm a cabbage :)
www.twitch.tv
October 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Another day, another scream, another bad dream, scary games with the homies or something
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
I almost spit out my drink mid-sip here today while I was helping a lady with an issue. Had just finished up, and was giving the classic, "If you have any other issues, reach out and let me know," and she replies with "Oh, I will, I'll be your favorite hemoroid".
Ma'am?! What does that mean?!
Ma'am?! What does that mean?!
October 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I almost spit out my drink mid-sip here today while I was helping a lady with an issue. Had just finished up, and was giving the classic, "If you have any other issues, reach out and let me know," and she replies with "Oh, I will, I'll be your favorite hemoroid".
Ma'am?! What does that mean?!
Ma'am?! What does that mean?!
Nothing better than coming into my 10am shift.....and finding out two applications are currently down. One because a certificate expired, and the other....no one fucking knows lol. Figuring that out now.
GOOD MORNING!
GOOD MORNING!
October 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Nothing better than coming into my 10am shift.....and finding out two applications are currently down. One because a certificate expired, and the other....no one fucking knows lol. Figuring that out now.
GOOD MORNING!
GOOD MORNING!
Scary Fun Time Continues! TO SCREAM OR NOT TO SCREAM, THAT IS THE QUESTION!
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Collslaw - Twitch
My name is Collslaw and I don't know what I'm doing. I stream whenever I flipping feel like, and I don't know how to setup anything so that it runs smoothly. I'm a cabbage :)
www.twitch.tv
October 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Scary Fun Time Continues! TO SCREAM OR NOT TO SCREAM, THAT IS THE QUESTION!
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
OMG IT'S THAT SCARY MONTH!!! I promise not to scream!
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Collslaw - Twitch
OMG IT'S THAT SCARY MONTH!!! I promise not to scream!
www.twitch.tv
October 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
OMG IT'S THAT SCARY MONTH!!! I promise not to scream!
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
It's perfectly normal to go to bed at 7am and wake up at 12pm.....right?
September 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's perfectly normal to go to bed at 7am and wake up at 12pm.....right?
I'm over here trying to lower the number of tickets in our team's queue.
But these applications for the company are deciding for the second day in a row to die.
But these applications for the company are deciding for the second day in a row to die.
September 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'm over here trying to lower the number of tickets in our team's queue.
But these applications for the company are deciding for the second day in a row to die.
But these applications for the company are deciding for the second day in a row to die.
I heard today was rapture day and felt the need to check in with my family. We proceeded to have a perfectly normal conversation.
September 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I heard today was rapture day and felt the need to check in with my family. We proceeded to have a perfectly normal conversation.
Here's how my day has been.
Started the day with 64 tickets in the queue.
Resolved two of them, 63 tickets.
Resolved three of them, 61 tickets.
Resolved three of them again. 61 tickets.
This job is so hateful today, I just wanna get sub 60 😭
Started the day with 64 tickets in the queue.
Resolved two of them, 63 tickets.
Resolved three of them, 61 tickets.
Resolved three of them again. 61 tickets.
This job is so hateful today, I just wanna get sub 60 😭
September 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here's how my day has been.
Started the day with 64 tickets in the queue.
Resolved two of them, 63 tickets.
Resolved three of them, 61 tickets.
Resolved three of them again. 61 tickets.
This job is so hateful today, I just wanna get sub 60 😭
Started the day with 64 tickets in the queue.
Resolved two of them, 63 tickets.
Resolved three of them, 61 tickets.
Resolved three of them again. 61 tickets.
This job is so hateful today, I just wanna get sub 60 😭
I'm proud to announce that after over a year of streaming and playing Elden Ring, we finished it....OH THANK GOD, IT'S BEEN SO LONG!
www.twitch.tv/collslaw/cli...
www.twitch.tv/collslaw/cli...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
September 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I'm proud to announce that after over a year of streaming and playing Elden Ring, we finished it....OH THANK GOD, IT'S BEEN SO LONG!
www.twitch.tv/collslaw/cli...
www.twitch.tv/collslaw/cli...
Recovering from yesterday with some scary games or something......
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Collslaw - Twitch
Recovering from yesterday with some scary games or something......
www.twitch.tv
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Recovering from yesterday with some scary games or something......
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
After two hours and around forty attempts, my buddy Mini and I beat Malenia on stream yesterday....I am not well after that experience lol.
September 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
After two hours and around forty attempts, my buddy Mini and I beat Malenia on stream yesterday....I am not well after that experience lol.
We Finish Elden Ring Tonight for sure, probably.
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Collslaw - Twitch
My name is Collslaw and I don't know what I'm doing. I stream whenever I flipping feel like, and I don't know how to setup anything so that it runs smoothly. I'm a cabbage :)
www.twitch.tv
September 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
We Finish Elden Ring Tonight for sure, probably.
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
I can't keep Eldening this Ring like this....or something
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
September 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I can't keep Eldening this Ring like this....or something
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Endurance Stream, do we beat Elden Ring Today?! Probably Not.
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Collslaw - Twitch
My name is Collslaw and I don't know what I'm doing. I stream whenever I flipping feel like, and I don't know how to setup anything so that it runs smoothly. I'm a cabbage :)
www.twitch.tv
September 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Endurance Stream, do we beat Elden Ring Today?! Probably Not.
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Getting Revenge on this Vengeful Planet or something......
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
Collslaw - Twitch
Getting Revenge on this Vengeful Planet or something......
www.twitch.tv
September 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Getting Revenge on this Vengeful Planet or something......
www.twitch.tv/collslaw
www.twitch.tv/collslaw