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Chocolate features
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Found this on an old "make your own beard oil" thread.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Just rejoin ffs. Tell all the Brexit wankers we can't afford their little Englander cosplaying bullshit.
The UK is losing up to £250m a day in lost tax revenue due to the economic impact of Brexit, House of Commons Library analysis for the Lib Dems suggests.

Brexit has blown a "black hole of [up to] £90 billion a year in the public finances" the party says. Even under lower estimates the hit is ~£65bn
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Why Isn’t Wile E. Coyote in The Seventh Seal? It's more complicated than you might think...
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Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Again. Cunts with full trollies who don't let you go before them in the Lidl queue. FUCK OFF.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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It’s wet & miserable out so here’s an antidote
It’s Dudley Moore’s birthday.
One of the things that brings me a lot of joy is watching Dud start corpsing whilst doing a sketch with Peter Cook.
They brought out the best in each other in their 60s tv shows.
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Often wished that Marathon Man was actually about Roy Scheider’s highly capable, smart & lethal government secret agent Doc Levy.
Irl Roy was an ex-Golden Gloves boxer with an 11–1 (6 knockouts) record.
Hence his physique in this brutally short fight:
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Roy Scheider Fight Scene
YouTube video by DaneTheConquerer
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November 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Brilliant delivery of an insane monologue
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Sam Rockwell Monologue from White Lotus [4K]
YouTube video by Tomaz R.
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November 5, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Felt personally vindicated when screenwriter Stuart Beattie confirmed that Jason Statham is indeed playing Frank Martin which makes Collateral part of The Transporter Cinematic Universe.
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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It’s Jeremy Brett’s birthday
Here’s my favourite Holmes delivering a pub fight masterclass with panache, killer moves & a knowing smile.
He even gets a round of applause from the regulars at the end.
Love the post-fight analysis with Watson.
The man was ridiculously watchable.
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Superb use of ‘other’
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Stewart Lee on Prince Andrew 🧸 | Stewart Lee: Basic Lee | Royal Family Clip
YouTube video by Sky TV
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November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Me looking moody but actually wondering who stole my curtains
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Reboot The Terminator series with Emma Thompson instead of John Connor
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Or The Brutal Git, to give it its UK title
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Great interview with John Foxx, an influential pioneer in electronic music covering early Ultravox, Conny Plank, Mark E Smith, Brian Eno, Holger Czukay, On The Waterfront, Leigh Bowery, Keith Richards & tape loops…
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EP.262 - JOHN FOXX
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October 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Maybe Trump’s a big M. C. Escher fan
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Off you fuck!
October 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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I got to meet Elizabeth
October 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Ironic
October 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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RIP Diane Keaton
My favourite picture of her where everyone else is giving it their best Blue Steel & she looks like she’s just wandered in off the street looking super cool.
She was allowed to wear her own clothes & her wonderful personality shines out.
What a unique talent & human being.
October 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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A very hard scene to watch but Diane Keaton is fiercely brilliant in it as Kay finally gets to call out Michael on ‘this Sicilian thing’.
She was a great comic actress but was also stunning in dramatic roles as well.
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"Our Marriage is an Abortion" - Diane Keaton in The Godfather Part II
YouTube video by Veronique Laurent
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October 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Listen, you fascists, you MAGATS. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, Fox News, the Trumps, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up! Here is...
October 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Matt is one of my favourite people on here, witty, smart & kind.
If you could repost this I’d appreciate it.
If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer
I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch!
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
October 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer
I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch!
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
October 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM