That seems... Excessive...

Polar bears are all Irish

Happy Christmas, bud

Pretty sure all of them are

I can see it, but you don't look as bored as she constantly does

It takes more than a week to read a book one finds interesting at 751 pages for them?

That's insane, maybe they should stick to "The Very Hungry Caterpillar."

I did my book report on that for my Senior year in High School, picked it kind of randomly from the list, I love the ending of the book.

The movie can suck an egg.

Try dealing with the guys who call themselves "warriors" because they spend all of their time in the gym, I was told to apply for SF when I was 19 and I was an NCO, I wouldn't take any of them into battle if I were paid

Try being a mix of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo and John Wick, it's weird, and nobody believes it until the old guy tries to scare us off

Oh, so worse than I thought, but the guy has it coming

I HATE Christmas music, as it's a very select group of songs repeated for several weeks, though different styles are used but they're all the same songs

That being said, I was one of those kids

I would like to be clear to anyone who reads this, I had no anger in my response

I felt that correcting me without asking a question in regards to my interpretation is being rude, ask questions, don't snap if you really want to ask

One of my coworkers at my last job was ESL, and he had a habit that makes me laugh because it just shows how locked into thought patterns we can get, he said "today morning" instead of "this morning"

Some people just don't know how to have fun

You were being rude, I responded in kind, you argue just like MAGA morons

I don't feel I'm being persecuted, I'm just making fun of an idiot who refuses to see my viewpoint

I get that you're most likely bilingual, but your grasp of English seems really shaky, didn't need it for your Master's?

I explained why surprise and being impressed are interconnected, I explained it to you, and you took offense because I made a joke about you having an ego where you think your shit doesn't stink

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You start shit and then try to tell me I started it?

Get fucked

Correcting someone who is correct is being rude, you didn't have to comment either, instead you thought it would be fun to start shit

I left a comment in regards to my life experience, you decided to be an arrogant prick about it, and I responded

The comment about your butt was about your ego