Collin J K
@collinjk.bsky.social
Veteran, gamer, write stuff, trying to be a better person, I swear a lot, i also feel that I need to state; I am not a comedian, those are just my initials. Possible Deadpool variant.
Slowly hating Hank MacLean almost as much as Robert Edwin House
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Slowly hating Hank MacLean almost as much as Robert Edwin House
Insomnia is a nightmare
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Insomnia is a nightmare
If you want my opinion on Robert Edwin House from Fallout, I must reference how I tend to leave him;
"Oh no! You mean to tell me that you'll continue living on in your enfeebled state because of how your life support is designed, but you're no longer able to interface your computer systems?"
"Oh no! You mean to tell me that you'll continue living on in your enfeebled state because of how your life support is designed, but you're no longer able to interface your computer systems?"
December 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you want my opinion on Robert Edwin House from Fallout, I must reference how I tend to leave him;
"Oh no! You mean to tell me that you'll continue living on in your enfeebled state because of how your life support is designed, but you're no longer able to interface your computer systems?"
"Oh no! You mean to tell me that you'll continue living on in your enfeebled state because of how your life support is designed, but you're no longer able to interface your computer systems?"
Advice to fellow men; if you want something done right the first time, read and follow the instructions.
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Advice to fellow men; if you want something done right the first time, read and follow the instructions.
I just wanted to publicly state that the reason why Tucker Carlson was rejected by the CIA is because, if you look at him for more than 5 minutes, you would know he would break before even being tortured.
That, and he's remarkably incompetent at a desk job.
That, and he's remarkably incompetent at a desk job.
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I just wanted to publicly state that the reason why Tucker Carlson was rejected by the CIA is because, if you look at him for more than 5 minutes, you would know he would break before even being tortured.
That, and he's remarkably incompetent at a desk job.
That, and he's remarkably incompetent at a desk job.
To quote Ice T; "real recognizes real," and it's rare for me to meet another guy who's real, and I find current day masculinity to be a joke.
I've had other guys threaten, "You hurt her, I hurt you."
My response; "'Kay," people underestimate me, and I laugh at them
I've had other guys threaten, "You hurt her, I hurt you."
My response; "'Kay," people underestimate me, and I laugh at them
December 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
To quote Ice T; "real recognizes real," and it's rare for me to meet another guy who's real, and I find current day masculinity to be a joke.
I've had other guys threaten, "You hurt her, I hurt you."
My response; "'Kay," people underestimate me, and I laugh at them
I've had other guys threaten, "You hurt her, I hurt you."
My response; "'Kay," people underestimate me, and I laugh at them
My primary question when it comes to forgiving bad behavior is; are they trying to be better than they were when they did it?
Yes, forgiven
No, fuck them
Yes, forgiven
No, fuck them
December 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My primary question when it comes to forgiving bad behavior is; are they trying to be better than they were when they did it?
Yes, forgiven
No, fuck them
Yes, forgiven
No, fuck them
"So, what can it do?
"Push that red button."
"That's not going to kill everyone, is it?"
"Push that blue button."
"Push that red button."
"That's not going to kill everyone, is it?"
"Push that blue button."
December 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"So, what can it do?
"Push that red button."
"That's not going to kill everyone, is it?"
"Push that blue button."
"Push that red button."
"That's not going to kill everyone, is it?"
"Push that blue button."
I need to ask a British person, @mertkaykay.bsky.social , how brutal of an insult is "dodgy tosser?"
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I need to ask a British person, @mertkaykay.bsky.social , how brutal of an insult is "dodgy tosser?"
I now give @retr0j.bsky.social "man in his late 30's badass voice;" for Christmas, I am giving my 5 year old twin nieces the gift of... Me torturing myself with a Kingdom Hearts...
The universe asked: "So, you've chosen violence?"
I said: "Don't start nothing, won't be nothing..."
No swearing...
The universe asked: "So, you've chosen violence?"
I said: "Don't start nothing, won't be nothing..."
No swearing...
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I now give @retr0j.bsky.social "man in his late 30's badass voice;" for Christmas, I am giving my 5 year old twin nieces the gift of... Me torturing myself with a Kingdom Hearts...
The universe asked: "So, you've chosen violence?"
I said: "Don't start nothing, won't be nothing..."
No swearing...
The universe asked: "So, you've chosen violence?"
I said: "Don't start nothing, won't be nothing..."
No swearing...
"Was it not said, 'Judge not, least ye be judged?'"
He said, screaming into the void that is the lore community
I'm feeling goofy, sorry
He said, screaming into the void that is the lore community
I'm feeling goofy, sorry
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
"Was it not said, 'Judge not, least ye be judged?'"
He said, screaming into the void that is the lore community
I'm feeling goofy, sorry
He said, screaming into the void that is the lore community
I'm feeling goofy, sorry
My niece is an absolute monster that stole my heart, so, I am now installing Kingdom Hearts on my PS5
Of the twins; one made me hold her heart buddy, the other forced me to hold her hand
The other one made eating pumpkin pie cheesecake awkward, so we're on the fence, there
Thanksgiving was good
Of the twins; one made me hold her heart buddy, the other forced me to hold her hand
The other one made eating pumpkin pie cheesecake awkward, so we're on the fence, there
Thanksgiving was good
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
My niece is an absolute monster that stole my heart, so, I am now installing Kingdom Hearts on my PS5
Of the twins; one made me hold her heart buddy, the other forced me to hold her hand
The other one made eating pumpkin pie cheesecake awkward, so we're on the fence, there
Thanksgiving was good
Of the twins; one made me hold her heart buddy, the other forced me to hold her hand
The other one made eating pumpkin pie cheesecake awkward, so we're on the fence, there
Thanksgiving was good
Just wanted @mertkaykay.bsky.social to know, I'm playing through Soulsborne Ring modeling my character after myself, Bloodborne is strangely the easiest for me
The video is taking longer than expected, modifying, sorry
Courier out
The video is taking longer than expected, modifying, sorry
Courier out
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just wanted @mertkaykay.bsky.social to know, I'm playing through Soulsborne Ring modeling my character after myself, Bloodborne is strangely the easiest for me
The video is taking longer than expected, modifying, sorry
Courier out
The video is taking longer than expected, modifying, sorry
Courier out
There's a hair on the soap, it's short and it's curly.
There's a hair on the soap, and I don't think it's mine.
There's a hair on the soap, and I don't think it's mine.
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
There's a hair on the soap, it's short and it's curly.
There's a hair on the soap, and I don't think it's mine.
There's a hair on the soap, and I don't think it's mine.
Rewatching The Greatest American Hero, it's entirely reasonable how the manual was lost in the first place, seconds time was entirely on Ralph
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Rewatching The Greatest American Hero, it's entirely reasonable how the manual was lost in the first place, seconds time was entirely on Ralph
Okay, I don't think @xgigglypuff.bsky.social is up on Dispatch or not, but I am baffled by the number of people who choose to keep Sonar on team
Why?
He's a Bat-Man/Man-Bat, do you know what Umbrakinesis is?
SHE CONTROLS DARKNESS/SHADOW
No apologies to Charlie, you know the facts now
Why?
He's a Bat-Man/Man-Bat, do you know what Umbrakinesis is?
SHE CONTROLS DARKNESS/SHADOW
No apologies to Charlie, you know the facts now
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Okay, I don't think @xgigglypuff.bsky.social is up on Dispatch or not, but I am baffled by the number of people who choose to keep Sonar on team
Why?
He's a Bat-Man/Man-Bat, do you know what Umbrakinesis is?
SHE CONTROLS DARKNESS/SHADOW
No apologies to Charlie, you know the facts now
Why?
He's a Bat-Man/Man-Bat, do you know what Umbrakinesis is?
SHE CONTROLS DARKNESS/SHADOW
No apologies to Charlie, you know the facts now
I will listen to "Last Christmas" by Wham! any time I damn well please
October 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I will listen to "Last Christmas" by Wham! any time I damn well please
@xgigglypuff.bsky.social figured you'd appreciate a good Kirby
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
@xgigglypuff.bsky.social figured you'd appreciate a good Kirby
Well, Bloodlines 2 just dropped, and I pre-ordered it basically the moment it was available. Kept it despite the development issues, so, @retr0j.bsky.social ...
a man says see you on the other side
ALT: a man says see you on the other side
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Well, Bloodlines 2 just dropped, and I pre-ordered it basically the moment it was available. Kept it despite the development issues, so, @retr0j.bsky.social ...
@xgigglypuff.bsky.social I got some colored pencils
October 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
@xgigglypuff.bsky.social I got some colored pencils
Just sharing some notebook covers I've worked on
October 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just sharing some notebook covers I've worked on
Trying out "To Your Eternity," and wow, thanks for just being emotionally devastating
October 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Trying out "To Your Eternity," and wow, thanks for just being emotionally devastating
I'm personally baffled by the notion of "Fuck around and find out"
I am a scientist, fucking around is against lab safety protocol, finding out is the point of experimentation
I am a scientist, fucking around is against lab safety protocol, finding out is the point of experimentation
August 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm personally baffled by the notion of "Fuck around and find out"
I am a scientist, fucking around is against lab safety protocol, finding out is the point of experimentation
I am a scientist, fucking around is against lab safety protocol, finding out is the point of experimentation
Every day, I wake up and go to a job that makes me feel like a horrible person because I am in a situation I can't get out of
August 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Every day, I wake up and go to a job that makes me feel like a horrible person because I am in a situation I can't get out of
What is it about characters that initially give me "the ick" but are actually really cool that I love so much?
Bishop Bagley in The Faraway Paladin is the GOAT
Bishop Bagley in The Faraway Paladin is the GOAT
August 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What is it about characters that initially give me "the ick" but are actually really cool that I love so much?
Bishop Bagley in The Faraway Paladin is the GOAT
Bishop Bagley in The Faraway Paladin is the GOAT