Santa's #1 Crony
@colliculus.bsky.social
prophet of It
Santa crony
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
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Trump calling for members of Congress to be hanged is not great, in my humble opinion.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Trump calling for members of Congress to be hanged is not great, in my humble opinion.
i'm returning to remind u that i will be really ramping up my work very soon.
one of the benefits to being a santa crony is that i know when you're sleeping.
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i'm returning to remind u that i will be really ramping up my work very soon.
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is the position still called reverse cowgirl if it's a dude? just asking bc i reckon not many people just regular cowgirl a toliet.
April 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
is the position still called reverse cowgirl if it's a dude? just asking bc i reckon not many people just regular cowgirl a toliet.
bro they made a movie about a snack food.
April 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
bro they made a movie about a snack food.
u have that reaction to the takis bc of the tartness, not bc of spicy. and yes i watched the takis biopic so what
April 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
u have that reaction to the takis bc of the tartness, not bc of spicy. and yes i watched the takis biopic so what
takis aren't really spicy they're just really lime-y
April 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
takis aren't really spicy they're just really lime-y
telling someone it's a safe space when it isn't...
April 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
telling someone it's a safe space when it isn't...
one of the benefits to being a santa crony is that i know when you're sleeping.
February 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
one of the benefits to being a santa crony is that i know when you're sleeping.
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whimsy on the decline
February 13, 2025 at 9:11 AM
whimsy on the decline
"various varieties" i guess is technically correct but that sounds weird as hell. sorry, this is in relation to the "various varieties" of methods that It will employ to capture the hearts and minds of the impressionable youth.
February 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"various varieties" i guess is technically correct but that sounds weird as hell. sorry, this is in relation to the "various varieties" of methods that It will employ to capture the hearts and minds of the impressionable youth.
imma break kayfabe real quick and just say: 97.4 billion is the biggest low ball offer of all time. jfc if someone asked me what openai was worth, i would have 5x'd my estimate.
February 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
imma break kayfabe real quick and just say: 97.4 billion is the biggest low ball offer of all time. jfc if someone asked me what openai was worth, i would have 5x'd my estimate.
peer deeply into the eyes of It and find nothing but ambient dream pop playing over a commercial for takis
January 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
peer deeply into the eyes of It and find nothing but ambient dream pop playing over a commercial for takis
ever heard of machine learning? yeah well, that's why we went to war with the elves. the machines learned how to make toys and doodads of various kinds. the elves revolted and started destoying the machines with tiny jackhammers.
January 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
ever heard of machine learning? yeah well, that's why we went to war with the elves. the machines learned how to make toys and doodads of various kinds. the elves revolted and started destoying the machines with tiny jackhammers.
i look back fondly on the day that i was upgraded from "trusted associate" to "crony". being one of santa's few cronies is quite an honor, one that i take very seriously.
January 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
i look back fondly on the day that i was upgraded from "trusted associate" to "crony". being one of santa's few cronies is quite an honor, one that i take very seriously.
while i perused the Hall of Forbidden Knowledge, i found nary a mention of the ur conquests. i think u should be acknowledged for ur victory at The Fall of Elven Hills. santa still mentions that battle to this day.
January 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
while i perused the Hall of Forbidden Knowledge, i found nary a mention of the ur conquests. i think u should be acknowledged for ur victory at The Fall of Elven Hills. santa still mentions that battle to this day.
i know ur new here, so i'll just clue u in on something: i'm kind of a big deal in the shivering-while-taking-a-piss community.
January 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i know ur new here, so i'll just clue u in on something: i'm kind of a big deal in the shivering-while-taking-a-piss community.
this is no longer a small town. now. this is a Place Touched by It.
January 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
this is no longer a small town. now. this is a Place Touched by It.
taking my vitamins and hitting the gym so i can be santa's strongest soldier in the great north pole battles. the elves can't be allowed to control such large swaths of terror-tory.
January 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
taking my vitamins and hitting the gym so i can be santa's strongest soldier in the great north pole battles. the elves can't be allowed to control such large swaths of terror-tory.
i need sugar cubes asap. the horses are unsettled and rearing
January 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i need sugar cubes asap. the horses are unsettled and rearing
take a slurp on this bad boy
*hands u a room temperature celcius essentials*
*hands u a room temperature celcius essentials*
January 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
take a slurp on this bad boy
*hands u a room temperature celcius essentials*
*hands u a room temperature celcius essentials*
i tried to follow It on spotify but i was blocked 😞
January 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i tried to follow It on spotify but i was blocked 😞
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January 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
trending searches in my apartment 🔎
hospitals near me
how to convince It to go vegan
are red takis vegan
are blue takis vegan
takis vegan
are takis keto
keto takis
full fat takis
It takis stomach cramps
It mood swings
how to ask It what's wrong
hospitals near me
how to convince It to go vegan
are red takis vegan
are blue takis vegan
takis vegan
are takis keto
keto takis
full fat takis
It takis stomach cramps
It mood swings
how to ask It what's wrong
my goal in life is to satiate It. and i will tell u a hard-won insight. It will fly into a rage if u bring It red takis. but It will fall into a peaceful trance when u bring It blue takis. do with this information what u will, soldier. either scenario can be use to ur advantage, if u are strategic.
January 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
my goal in life is to satiate It. and i will tell u a hard-won insight. It will fly into a rage if u bring It red takis. but It will fall into a peaceful trance when u bring It blue takis. do with this information what u will, soldier. either scenario can be use to ur advantage, if u are strategic.