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@collettenope.bsky.social
Spending too much money at restaurants is not a personality but I’m trying anyway
Making a fancy little tipple as I cook Chinese food.
June 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Making a fancy little tipple as I cook Chinese food.
@eitmonline.bsky.social instructions to take these particular church blouses to goodwill
June 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social instructions to take these particular church blouses to goodwill
Local idiot boy stung by bee, updates at noon
June 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Local idiot boy stung by bee, updates at noon
I feel like garbage but - hear me out - maybe ice cream could fix me?
June 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I feel like garbage but - hear me out - maybe ice cream could fix me?
Opened the bottle of wine before looking at the current replacement cost which was great because the millennial part of my brain that saves iPhone boxes would’ve wanted me to hoard this wine until ???? my death??? the death of the universe???
May 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Opened the bottle of wine before looking at the current replacement cost which was great because the millennial part of my brain that saves iPhone boxes would’ve wanted me to hoard this wine until ???? my death??? the death of the universe???
Up to nine rums now - calling this one Desperate Times 💀
May 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Up to nine rums now - calling this one Desperate Times 💀
Alright I guess we gotta get weird (feat. Yellow Chartreuse and apple brandy)
May 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Alright I guess we gotta get weird (feat. Yellow Chartreuse and apple brandy)
Next round - trying to summon a @rmnb.bsky.social flailing frog gif with this one
May 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Next round - trying to summon a @rmnb.bsky.social flailing frog gif with this one
Washington Capitals are playing in a second round elimination game? Let’s see how many rums we can drink!
May 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Washington Capitals are playing in a second round elimination game? Let’s see how many rums we can drink!
Stood in a creek, took dramatic pics of a leaf. Would like to not be outdoors again because the water was the only place safe from ticks.
May 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Stood in a creek, took dramatic pics of a leaf. Would like to not be outdoors again because the water was the only place safe from ticks.
Post a pic of when your pet was little (relatively speaking, for us giant dog people)
March 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Post a pic of when your pet was little (relatively speaking, for us giant dog people)
I’d say send help but I don’t want to be free
February 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I’d say send help but I don’t want to be free
Going to try to spend a lot more time this year looking at dirt instead of my phone
February 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Going to try to spend a lot more time this year looking at dirt instead of my phone
You reach a certain point in every sewing project 🧵🪡 🗑️ 🚮
January 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
You reach a certain point in every sewing project 🧵🪡 🗑️ 🚮
My phone served up this photo and I hadn’t realized my dog was so incorrectly assembled?
January 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My phone served up this photo and I hadn’t realized my dog was so incorrectly assembled?
Trying to get Norman out of bed in the mornings makes me sympathize with all the parents of teens
January 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Trying to get Norman out of bed in the mornings makes me sympathize with all the parents of teens
Head chopping vibes, in progress
January 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Head chopping vibes, in progress
You should see this handsome young dude. He is now the biggest dog in the house (135 pounds, 8 months old)
January 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You should see this handsome young dude. He is now the biggest dog in the house (135 pounds, 8 months old)
I should be making this red dress (Portrait of a Lady in Red - Bronzino, 1533) but instead I am making this blue dress (Judith - Simon Vouet, 1620) because something about jewel tones and chopping heads appeals
January 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I should be making this red dress (Portrait of a Lady in Red - Bronzino, 1533) but instead I am making this blue dress (Judith - Simon Vouet, 1620) because something about jewel tones and chopping heads appeals
First cocktail of the year is The Sun Also Rises (a Hemingway daiquiri with absinthe, relayed to Ruhlman by Meehan of PDT fame)
January 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
First cocktail of the year is The Sun Also Rises (a Hemingway daiquiri with absinthe, relayed to Ruhlman by Meehan of PDT fame)
Came home to Norman unexpectedly out of his kennel. Just a loose dude. A young man about town. A guy out and about. A bro at liberty. (He was very pleased with himself)
December 31, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Came home to Norman unexpectedly out of his kennel. Just a loose dude. A young man about town. A guy out and about. A bro at liberty. (He was very pleased with himself)
It’s like all my expensive hobbies in one tableau - a winery coaster next to a Michelin star biscuit tin (full of pins) with my silk velvet fabric samples
December 31, 2024 at 2:42 AM
It’s like all my expensive hobbies in one tableau - a winery coaster next to a Michelin star biscuit tin (full of pins) with my silk velvet fabric samples