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Cdub
@colleenie.bsky.social
A basic witch.
An aspiring improv troupe member.
A random rando.

All walk into a bar…
Pinned
I’m really sorry to everyone but in 2019 I wrote a mini-story and I think I may be a fortune teller.
Potato!
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
We need to bring shame and embarrassment back into the zeitgeist
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Cc: @bencollins.bsky.social my 12 year old really enjoys your publication.
October 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Some people think about the Roman Empire often but I’m cut from a different cloth I think about MuffinTops from Seinfeld at least once a week.
October 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Can we seal them in?
rich guys are gonna manufacture a doomsday because they want to use their apocalypse bunkers, is what i'm hearing
rns.org RNS @rns.org · Sep 10
OPINION: The alternative to the Antichrist system, Thiel argues, is “Armageddon” — the catastrophic collapse of civilization through global warfare and destruction.
religionnews.com/2025/09/09/a...
September 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Congratulations @mark-carney.bsky.social now don’t fuck it up.
April 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Canada is literally a beacon of democracy and liberalism and doing what’s right, not succumbing to catchphrases and fearmongering - and I could not be more proud.
April 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Blessed to live in a country that only has a 5 week election schedule and limited political advertising. My nervous system is shot.
April 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Dow Jones?

More like down jones amirite? 🫠
April 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
So are we tariff-ied or tariff-ic?
April 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Like anyone who has ever suffered through living with an abuser - you don’t ever EVER give them what they want, because it’s never about what they say they want.
That’s how it worked in the streets too. If you had a cigarette, they took it. If you had money, they took it. If you gave them nothing, they hit you just because. There was no right answer, because it was never about cigarettes, or money, or hats. It was about power.🧵8/14
March 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Amazing that the US exited Afghanistan, saw the result and said: “ooo yah baby we want summa that!”
March 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Canada does NOT want this.
Trump is talking about Canada being the 51st state so it gets normalized by the billionaire controlled press. Then, when he does go Canada what Putin did to the Ukraine people will say, but Canada wants this! Canada does not want this.
February 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Had a (East coast based) US coworker tell me “we started building a trench to separate us from CA, OR and WA” and my dude - you do not understand how much money CA brings to the table do you?

Also. Aren’t you all Americans?

We are degenerating to a city-state/regionalism type of citizenship huh?
February 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My mom got diagnosed with cancer Feb 4 and she had a consult yesterday and is literally going into surgery Feb 25 FOR FREE so fuck off with your myth of American exceptionalism and your supposed 51st state bullshit.
February 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Earths an egg and it’s about to crack.
February 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Reposted by Cdub
I realize now that I have a “trade deficit” with the store across the street. I walked over and bought a jug of milk. The store is abusing me and I’m tired of subsidizing it by buying something at a fair price that I want. I’m going to apply a tariff that will raise the future price of milk for me.
January 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!
February 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Canada - where comedy is still legal.
February 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Don’t threaten me with a good time
February 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Reposted by Cdub
i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet
February 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Since the lines on a map are up for grabs I think Canada should merge with California Oregon and Washington. Why not? They seem a bit frazzled at the moment.
February 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
To all Americans. If you heard about the Canadian retaliation to tariffs I want you all to know that, for real, that was a Canadian yelling at you.
February 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM