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Future former OBGYN physician.

This bio used to say, “Do not obey in advance”, but it’s now down to just “Nope.”
I have always found it preferable to train with a coach at a gym. It is more expensive but keeps me accountable. And the trainer will write me programs I can do at home (resistance bands are cheap & easy to transport, though you can invest money in kettlebells or other iron.)
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Lead with First We Take Manhattan for this audience.
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Third-grader named the dog Nacho because she was a food thief and…What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
As Edwin Edwards once said, unless he’s caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
By the end of this story, Hank Dogs’ song 18 Dogs was playing in my head. youtu.be/uBOv-d7IBhM?...
Hank Dogs--18 Dogs
YouTube video by MsKittychat
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I literally do not know what is on this plate. Soylent Green?
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
No. But she’s the enemy of our enemy and that’s at least a help.
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I took my oral board exams in a hotel room. As was standard at that time, creepy as it was. 2 male examiners (they were usually men in those years) per already-nervous candidate. 3 pairs of examiners in 3 different hotel rooms. 😱
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Joe & Elon, late to the party, but fumbling toward the explanation.
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
hmm. I’d have chosen a different adjective albeit it would still start with C.
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
OMG Bovino is a minifig.
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
There is, technically, a diocese of the moon. It falls under the aegis of the bishop of Orlando because that’s where the original US moon missions departed from.

www.iflscience.com/the-catholic...
The Catholic Church Officially Has A Moon Bishop
Bishop John Noonan is in charge of the diocese of the Moon.
www.iflscience.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
uh huh. Remind us how you headlined other politicians without governing experience. JD Vance? Epstein’s best friend Don?
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sad, not the VF news I’ve been hoping for.
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
We talking Democratic or Republican primary? He only cosplays D.
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM