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Future former OBGYN physician.

This bio used to say, “Do not obey in advance”, but it’s now down to just “Nope.”
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Pie chart, most in blue. Title “Did this happen?” Figure legend: Blue = no, Yellow = No but in yellow
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Third-grader named the dog Nacho because she was a food thief and…What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Black dog with a gray muzzle, resting her head on a cushion
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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They had to send her home because on Halloween there’s…this
Pumpkins displayed on 2 shelves. Each has a number in cm for a hat; googly eyes; and a circle for a mouth which corresponds to the cm
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I keep misgendering the cat.
#caturday
Ginger tabby, looking at the camera, in loaf position on a gray surface. In front of the cat is a toy with bright pink & teal feathers
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Noodle requires a tummy toll of all passers-by
Orange tabby, on his back, requesting a belly rub
October 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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This is Noodle. He can adopt any number of pasta shapes, from linguine to fusilli to tortellini.
Orange tabby cat, curled up on a red backpack, looking winsomely at camera Orange tabby against off-white sheets, stretching both front legs down off the bed to reach the rear floof of a brown and white dog Orange tabby sleeping on the back of a couch, one paw raised as if beckoning. Under him is a fawn-colored blanket and a pink/white/blue plaid sheet. Behind him on the wall is a tapestry in black/yellow/blue/green, with a pattern of knots and vines surrounding tree roots
October 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Black & white photo, Charlize Theron as Imperator Furiosa. Shaved head, covered w motor oil, gas mask slung around her neck, sidelong stare
October 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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paws up #caturday
orange tabby, eyes nearly closed, one paw on the furniture, one curled up near his cheek. beige cover on the furniture, bit of blue/brown/tapestry behind him, pale pink wall
October 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Noodle, a) napping and b) massaging the dog
September 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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It’s another Caturday without the release of the Epstein files. Noodle disapproves.
Orange tabby cat on his back, looking at the camera, reaching up toward a doorknob. The white door holds a flat black cat-shaped panel. This is a threshold with wood flooring beyond and white tile in the foreground. A gray & white marble piece delineates the threshold.
September 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Here is the best coffee kiosk I found in Ukraine
September 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Saw this map on a wall at Auschwitz. Train lines that brought the deported from all over Europe.
Map showing train routes from all over Europe to Auschwitz. Legend says, in Polish & English: “Main sites—ghettos, transit camps, & prisons from where Jews & prisoners of other nationalities were deported to KL Auschwitz.”
September 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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It’s clear where she got it
Black & white, shows a costumed plague doctor holding a lamp, and the individual pieces: wide brimmed hat, mask shaped like a bird beak, black gloves, etc
September 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Apple’s dog emoji (light brown, lifting a paw, tail curled) facing in the other direction
September 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Coffee kiosk in Lviv, Ukraine, from August
Two women (no faces visible) on a street in front of a wood-clad coffee kiosk. The name of the business—She Coffee—is prominently featured. In the background are green-leafed trees, a limestone building, cars.
September 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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(from Alice Austen, 33 Place Brugmann)
Black text, white page: The occupation of Brussels was immediate, but the constraints—the impositions, the curfews, the ostracizing, the marking, the bans, the roundups, the deportations, the murders—these happened so gradually they might be called cunning, for just as you got used to one thing, there was another. It was always happening to someone else, until it wasn’t, and by then it was too late.
September 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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idk about that explanation, junior
September 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Presenting the Cyrillic version. I think.
September 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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On the shelves at a local pet supply place
Several bags of dog kibble, stacked on their sides. Package reads Natural Balance Ultra Fat Dogs Bag of cat kibble on a shelf, pink & white, stylized food bowl & cat silhouette below the text, which says Natural Balance Ultra Fat Cats
September 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Backpack keychain in the larger size
Orange tabby cat curled up on a red backpack, one paw covering an eye
September 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Pete wanted to be confirmed as Chief of War (secretary is so girly) but he couldn’t measure up to Momoa
Bare-chested man with tattoo and necklace scowling against a backdrop of green hills and overcast skies
September 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Gary Larson cartoon shows a path with green fields adjacent, leading to hills, under a wooden gate which stands open. Scattered all around are white birds in limp postures on the ground. Sign over the gate reads “Boneless Chicken Ranch”
September 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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A couple of lessons I learned from 2 weeks in Ukraine & Poland:
Fight as long as you can. The alternatives to victory are only death or the unthinkable.
Map of Europe, gray & white, hanging on a wall. Center, in red, is the word AUSCHWITZ. From cities as far north as Oslo and as far south as Greece run lines leading to that center. Legend in the upper left of the map reads, in Polish and in English: “Main sites—ghettos, transit camps and prisons from where the Jews and prisoners of other nationalities were transported to KL Auschwitz.” Legend in the lower right reads: “Names of localities within state borders on September 1, 1939, the day of World War II outbreak.” Exhibition behind glass. In the background, cast of a grayish material, are small human figures being herded behind railings down an incline; they are surrounded by armed soldiers and dogs. In a cut-away section, underground, similar figures, now naked, are crowded into a small chamber. Some are standing, some have collapsed. In the foreground of the exhibition is a black tray holding large blue-tinted crystals, with a black placard whose white lettering says “Zyklon B” in Polish and English. On the back wall of the display is a plaque that reads, in Polish and English: “Model of the gas chamber and crematorium II which worked since March 1943 until November 1944 in Auschwitz II — Birkenau.”
August 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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this NaCl-sculptured princess in the Wieleczka salt mine is here to say different
In a dark cavern, 3 life-size armored figures in the background, a man on one knee in the foreground holding a gift in his outstretched hand, to a woman wearing a robe and headdress. The foreground figures are illuminated with a yellowish light. All are carved from gray salt
August 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Teaching in Ukraine: this is the bathroom we all use, in case Nancy Mace needs another pretext for performative outrage.
Frosted glass door (reflecting overhead fluorescent lights) labeled WC, with geometric icons representing male & female figures
August 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM