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@colinthemusical.bsky.social
hard pretzels are not food, they are disbursement mechanisms for little knives in your mouth
got it
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i should walking into my friends place and hear “bro look at this shit I need a new toothbrush”
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Haha, did you read past the first three words tho?

No I voted and volunteered for Zohran. Lets go!
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Voted for Cuomo. Sure, he is a sex pest that killed thousands of elderly New Yorkers to protect his image. Yea he has deployed explicitly racist messages. Trump did endorse him.

But he’s also a failed writer that released two dog shit books no one read.

And that’s just so relatable.
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If I send you this face it means your Venmo is late
October 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
after three beginning ceramics classes I think I’m gonna need a fourth…
October 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Imagine if @bloomberg.com ever asked this question about billionaires
August 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Damn are we talking about my ex governor who loves to tear peoples’ lives away and used to be with Kimberly Guilfoyle because he loves power more than any principle?
August 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
first vacation in awhile 😅
August 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Call me an ancient millennial but there are 10M people pumping out ai slop imagery and this astonishingly dumb meme is a better part of the internet than every single one #aiart
August 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
maybe duels were a good thing, like when someone says something like this people were able to social correct the behavior but also literally end this guy
August 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I found the piece?
August 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
no more followers accepted
July 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I-5 says what’s up
July 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Do you feel you’re not qualified to cover this election if you’re sinking to this sort of unhinged framing?

You can stop, no one is making you do this.
July 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Many people think sperm whales are poised to overtake publishing, as it was one of the first sectors to deploy a sperm whale, with Moby Dick chasing Captain Ahab’s real time movements
July 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
when someone says “rfk jr has a lot of good points”
July 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
What is going on here? What happened to shame? Aesthetics? Not being 14 on the internet???
July 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh yea Ling Ye also got trounced. I think her entire campaign was her in a photo with Chuck Schumer.
July 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Somehow in an article about expensing strip club visits, the craziest fact might be that the guy lives in a life size Hot Wheels diorama
July 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
let the boy out
July 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM