Colin Shawhan, DDS
@colinshawhan.bsky.social
Dentist, instrumentalist, smart-ass, photographer, animal lover and culinary dabbler.
They’ve been promising the End Times for a while now. What the fuck are they waiting for?
December 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
They’ve been promising the End Times for a while now. What the fuck are they waiting for?
This just in: Request to, “write, ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ for the Trump era’ crashes ChatGPT. Servers down for the foreseeable future.
December 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
This just in: Request to, “write, ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ for the Trump era’ crashes ChatGPT. Servers down for the foreseeable future.
Ever since I listened to 90’s Grunge I have always wanted to allegiate my condensation.
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Ever since I listened to 90’s Grunge I have always wanted to allegiate my condensation.
Calls to OK suicide hotline down 36% since Christian Right lunatic Ryan Walters resigned.
Calls to suicide hotline decline sharply after Christian conservative resigns as education head - LGBTQ Nation
Teachers have literally been celebrating his departure.
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Calls to OK suicide hotline down 36% since Christian Right lunatic Ryan Walters resigned.
“Smooth Criminal” is a classic.
Michael Jackson really leaned into his performance on that one.
Michael Jackson really leaned into his performance on that one.
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
“Smooth Criminal” is a classic.
Michael Jackson really leaned into his performance on that one.
Michael Jackson really leaned into his performance on that one.
Three things about the hurricane:
1) This is the new normal
2) This is Climate Change
3) The Fascist GOP is Lying (surprise)
1) This is the new normal
2) This is Climate Change
3) The Fascist GOP is Lying (surprise)
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Three things about the hurricane:
1) This is the new normal
2) This is Climate Change
3) The Fascist GOP is Lying (surprise)
1) This is the new normal
2) This is Climate Change
3) The Fascist GOP is Lying (surprise)
Pros and Cons of the Trump Regime:
Pros.. making a lot of new friends at protests against the Trump Regime.
Cons.. the whole damn team. Every fucking one of them.
Pros.. making a lot of new friends at protests against the Trump Regime.
Cons.. the whole damn team. Every fucking one of them.
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Pros and Cons of the Trump Regime:
Pros.. making a lot of new friends at protests against the Trump Regime.
Cons.. the whole damn team. Every fucking one of them.
Pros.. making a lot of new friends at protests against the Trump Regime.
Cons.. the whole damn team. Every fucking one of them.
United Stutterers Association has backed JD Vance for President.
“He sofa fucking good.” 👍🏽
“He sofa fucking good.” 👍🏽
October 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
United Stutterers Association has backed JD Vance for President.
“He sofa fucking good.” 👍🏽
“He sofa fucking good.” 👍🏽
The Turtles, “Happy Together” would make a great metal cover 🤘
Random thought. If it already exists, cool, because it should.
Random thought. If it already exists, cool, because it should.
October 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Turtles, “Happy Together” would make a great metal cover 🤘
Random thought. If it already exists, cool, because it should.
Random thought. If it already exists, cool, because it should.
Diddy gets four years? C’mon Donald! I thought he’d be Secretary of Something by now.
You’re disappointing me here.
You’re disappointing me here.
October 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Diddy gets four years? C’mon Donald! I thought he’d be Secretary of Something by now.
You’re disappointing me here.
You’re disappointing me here.
It’s heartwarming how everyone came to Stephen Colbert’s defense.. wait?
September 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It’s heartwarming how everyone came to Stephen Colbert’s defense.. wait?
For 24 years a potential terrorist who decides to crash an airplane into a building finds out, “Geez, it’s really tough to gain access to a jet!”
The same should be true of guns.
The same should be true of guns.
September 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
For 24 years a potential terrorist who decides to crash an airplane into a building finds out, “Geez, it’s really tough to gain access to a jet!”
The same should be true of guns.
The same should be true of guns.
A gun license should be hard to get. If you are a conscientious hunter and you honestly want to pursue that interest, well?
Get the license and maintain it annually. Allow the licensing body to track what guns you have and regulate their storage.
If you go crazy? Bye bye guns. Period.
Get the license and maintain it annually. Allow the licensing body to track what guns you have and regulate their storage.
If you go crazy? Bye bye guns. Period.
September 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A gun license should be hard to get. If you are a conscientious hunter and you honestly want to pursue that interest, well?
Get the license and maintain it annually. Allow the licensing body to track what guns you have and regulate their storage.
If you go crazy? Bye bye guns. Period.
Get the license and maintain it annually. Allow the licensing body to track what guns you have and regulate their storage.
If you go crazy? Bye bye guns. Period.
This might make a fun series; single panel cartoons featuring children’s story protagonists struggling with mental illness.
September 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This might make a fun series; single panel cartoons featuring children’s story protagonists struggling with mental illness.
If we had sane gun control Charlie Kirk might still be alive.
September 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If we had sane gun control Charlie Kirk might still be alive.
I was studying to become a veterinary chiropractor, but I had to press paws.
September 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I was studying to become a veterinary chiropractor, but I had to press paws.
How about a deduction on my taxes for these fucking tariffs?
I know, technically there isn’t such a deduction available.
What if we all claim it anyway?
I know, technically there isn’t such a deduction available.
What if we all claim it anyway?
August 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
How about a deduction on my taxes for these fucking tariffs?
I know, technically there isn’t such a deduction available.
What if we all claim it anyway?
I know, technically there isn’t such a deduction available.
What if we all claim it anyway?
With all the abysmal shit Metallica has done for the past 30 years, I am surprised we haven’t heard “One Two”
August 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
With all the abysmal shit Metallica has done for the past 30 years, I am surprised we haven’t heard “One Two”
Reposted by Colin Shawhan, DDS
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on and on.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on and on.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
August 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on and on.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on and on.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
We received the monthly Catholic magazine we can’t get rid of.
Not ONE DAMN WORD about the neofascist takeover of our country, nor the concentration camps we are building for brown people, nor the convicted felon we elected President.
Sound familiar? Too familiar. They were silent in 1939 as well.
Not ONE DAMN WORD about the neofascist takeover of our country, nor the concentration camps we are building for brown people, nor the convicted felon we elected President.
Sound familiar? Too familiar. They were silent in 1939 as well.
August 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
We received the monthly Catholic magazine we can’t get rid of.
Not ONE DAMN WORD about the neofascist takeover of our country, nor the concentration camps we are building for brown people, nor the convicted felon we elected President.
Sound familiar? Too familiar. They were silent in 1939 as well.
Not ONE DAMN WORD about the neofascist takeover of our country, nor the concentration camps we are building for brown people, nor the convicted felon we elected President.
Sound familiar? Too familiar. They were silent in 1939 as well.
It was good to be free of “the orange one” for a week. Why the hell would anyone want to live in an authoritarian hellscape? I don’t.
August 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It was good to be free of “the orange one” for a week. Why the hell would anyone want to live in an authoritarian hellscape? I don’t.
I am frustrated with Americans. We elect this asshole who now has, like, 30% approval on a good day.
Vote correctly in the first place, or simply don’t vote if you’re that stupid.
Vote correctly in the first place, or simply don’t vote if you’re that stupid.
August 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I am frustrated with Americans. We elect this asshole who now has, like, 30% approval on a good day.
Vote correctly in the first place, or simply don’t vote if you’re that stupid.
Vote correctly in the first place, or simply don’t vote if you’re that stupid.
Writing “We Didn’t Start the Fire” in 2025:
ChatGPT - list shit that happened in the past fifty years
Add corny chorus and go…
ChatGPT - list shit that happened in the past fifty years
Add corny chorus and go…
August 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Writing “We Didn’t Start the Fire” in 2025:
ChatGPT - list shit that happened in the past fifty years
Add corny chorus and go…
ChatGPT - list shit that happened in the past fifty years
Add corny chorus and go…
Isn’t it ironic that the regime is pushing regulation on artificial food dyes, like the ones Frito-Lay uses in Cheetos.
I wonder if the orange man’s makeup is petroleum based?
I wonder if the orange man’s makeup is petroleum based?
July 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Isn’t it ironic that the regime is pushing regulation on artificial food dyes, like the ones Frito-Lay uses in Cheetos.
I wonder if the orange man’s makeup is petroleum based?
I wonder if the orange man’s makeup is petroleum based?