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IT monkey. Eats anything. Mostly housetrained.

Zero tolerance policy on sex and crypto scammers. Expect abuse.
Fewer low effort scams, please.
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Porque no los dos ?
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
So he's a respectful rapist? Well, that makes it OK then.
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
A dangerous sexually deviant narcissist cheered on by a troupe of toadying lickspittles. Oh, and this:
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
"You have a strong opinion". Too bloody right I do.
October 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Also the FT...
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Surprised I scrolled so far before seeing this. I hope Roberts was involved before this poisonous dimwit started spouting his drivel.
October 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Yep, but then there's the other 50% who would vote for the whole shitshow again "because foreigners".
October 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Waouh. Quelle surprise.
October 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
But has she stopped ten wars in a couple of weeks?

I'm neither Latina/Hispanic nor a woman but this feels so sweet. I don't recall her stamping her feet and saying "Wah! I'm the bigliest peace guy of all time". I guess that's not how the Nobel selection works then.
October 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Every single one of them would like you to get your manager NOW.
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Project Fear. Everything is obviously all absolutely fine.
October 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
"Big kids made me do it and ran away" is a pretty crap excuse at the best of times.
October 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
September 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Exactly. To be 'scathing' it needs to be concise, accurate and truthful. Perhaps I could offer 'dribbling' as an alternative?
September 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Experts say "what the fuck are you and your roadkill eating minion doing now, you mad orange fuck?"

Fixed the strapline.

"skeptical" is entirely the wrong word here.
September 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Due to this guy?
September 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The shitty part is that it won't matter. He'll get away with it again. It saddens me but it's true.
September 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Not an interesting narrative for the "take back are country" brigade though, is it?
September 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Rotten tomatoes? He should be so lucky...
September 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Well, at least they weren't attacking the cops. Just kidding, of course they were.
September 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"One of us"? I think it was obvious from the moment the bullet hit who it would be. I note they are still attempting to smear "the left" over it.
September 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM