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IT monkey. Eats anything. Mostly housetrained.

Zero tolerance policy on sex and crypto scammers. Expect abuse.
Paddington station. Café playing music created by some guy who learned two notes on a Bontempi organ and sings like he's got some kind of torture device attached to his genitalia and super important people shouting super important business stuff into their Chromebooks.

So glad to be leaving.
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I rarely post, let alone repost but this is 100% me.
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
42 - forty-two - per cent? It's hardly a wonder there's a potato in the White House.
Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune
New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.
fortune.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Could the press/media please stop using "assassinated"? He was killed by his own kind (far-right gobshite) so any association with political motives ends there.

He lived by the right to bear arms, he died by the right to bear arms. "Killed" is what he was. Nothing more, nothing less.
Keyboard warriors grieving this week’s assassination of self-anointed champion of “free speech” Charlie Kirk have launched an online campaign to get anyone who criticizes him fired from their jobs.
Free-Speech Crazed 'MAGA Karens' Go Full Cancel Culture on Kirk Critics
Bereaved fans of the late far right activist are hellbent on getting anyone who criticises him fired from their jobs.
trib.al
September 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Rugby du sud. The women arrive coiffed, make up done, best bib and tucker. The blokes grudgingly put on their second best pair of track suit bottoms.
August 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Could all native-English speakers please stop "reaching out"? What's wrong with "contacting" or just "speaking to"?
August 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Also? What are the odds?
August 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Your cooperation is appreciated.
July 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Anyone got the guitar riff from "Last Night a DJ Saved my Life" stuck in their head?

You're welcome.
July 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Some 'people' - by which I mean bot accounts - make themselves very easy to block. It's like they imagine that we are as stupid as Uncle Vlad wishes we were. Try harder, Mother Russia.
July 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Brings to mind the saying "there's aklways a reason a sign goes up'.
July 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
June 23, 2025 at 10:16 AM
You don't need to speak German. Ausgezeichnet!
June 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
The US didn't seem to be able to make the last couple of world wars until later on. Third time lucky - looks like they'll be bang on time for this one.
June 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I'm not American, but this is probably the most concise summing up I've seen for ages.
June 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
God, but people are fucking nauseating.
🇺🇸 Influencers rush to cover trial of Sean 'Diddy' Combs and gain 'whole bunch' of followers

Dozens of influencers have been setting up their live feeds at Sean "Diddy" Combs trial in Manhattan. Some say being present at the courthouse has boosted their popularity online and led to brand deals.
June 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
June 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Vive la fédération!
June 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
June 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Top.
June 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
June 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Allez la France!
May 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Do it.
May 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
For the love of all that's good, someone send for the guys with the straitjacket.
Trump Claims Taylor Swift Is ‘No Longer Hot’ After He Posted ‘I Hate Taylor Swift!’
Donald Trump took a break from his presidential duties Friday to cast shade on Taylor Swift, opining that the singer 'is no longer hot' after he posted 'I hate Taylor Swift!'
variety.com
May 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM