vampire private detective
@colindweir.bsky.social
I am inscrutable. I cannot be scruted. (he/him)
Calzone it is.
July 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Calzone it is.
About to see Terrifier for the first time. I understand it’s a tad gory.
May 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
About to see Terrifier for the first time. I understand it’s a tad gory.
At first I thought this said boner and I was like haha nice but then I saw it said goner and I was like aw man.
May 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
At first I thought this said boner and I was like haha nice but then I saw it said goner and I was like aw man.
Who's your favorite Pokémon? Wrong answers only.
May 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Who's your favorite Pokémon? Wrong answers only.
The toilet in my new apartment:
May 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The toilet in my new apartment:
We should have known the Nazi insurgence was coming when they tried to sell us on Mr. Operation Paperclip himself:
May 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We should have known the Nazi insurgence was coming when they tried to sell us on Mr. Operation Paperclip himself:
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
How about now, @mahlerfest.bsky.social? #classicalmusic
April 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
How about now, @mahlerfest.bsky.social? #classicalmusic
A film that takes place where you’re from:
April 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
A film that takes place where you’re from:
This tweet is why Joker: Folie à Deux was only eligible for Best Adapted Screenplay.
April 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This tweet is why Joker: Folie à Deux was only eligible for Best Adapted Screenplay.
Wait a minute…
Dr. Frances Mehlfi is…
A MAN?!?!
Dr. Frances Mehlfi is…
A MAN?!?!
April 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Wait a minute…
Dr. Frances Mehlfi is…
A MAN?!?!
Dr. Frances Mehlfi is…
A MAN?!?!
