Colin Hughes
@colindhughes.bsky.social
coffee shop owner
failed comedian
failed comedian
Can’t wait for the “Could WWIII be a Net Positive for Climate Change” articles.
June 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Can’t wait for the “Could WWIII be a Net Positive for Climate Change” articles.
Is Faces of Death still streaming on Disney+ or did it move to Criterion?
June 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Is Faces of Death still streaming on Disney+ or did it move to Criterion?
I'm at the age where, when I hear a new band that I really like, I think "wow, that's good, I'll probably never hear them or remember this" and feel no pain associated with that.
May 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm at the age where, when I hear a new band that I really like, I think "wow, that's good, I'll probably never hear them or remember this" and feel no pain associated with that.
Jessica Walter, from Arrested Development, has now been dead longer than the Confederacy was a thing.
May 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Jessica Walter, from Arrested Development, has now been dead longer than the Confederacy was a thing.
The government is finally banning food dyes that have basically no effect on health until you drink them by the gallon. I’m not against it. I’m just against the idea that it’s meaningful.
April 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
The government is finally banning food dyes that have basically no effect on health until you drink them by the gallon. I’m not against it. I’m just against the idea that it’s meaningful.
I'm a 45 year old white man who does not, at the moment, own a hoodie. It's very unsettling.
April 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm a 45 year old white man who does not, at the moment, own a hoodie. It's very unsettling.
I haven’t watched much baseball yet but every time I check the scores the Cubs have won by 8 runs and when I check their record they stink. I’ll keep you all poorly updated.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I haven’t watched much baseball yet but every time I check the scores the Cubs have won by 8 runs and when I check their record they stink. I’ll keep you all poorly updated.
how long can your legs be asleep before you have to move your dog because you may never be able to walk again but she looks cute and is being sweet?
April 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
how long can your legs be asleep before you have to move your dog because you may never be able to walk again but she looks cute and is being sweet?
I’m rereading The People’s History in case I seem more cunty than normal it’s because I’m better than you.
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m rereading The People’s History in case I seem more cunty than normal it’s because I’m better than you.
I think people with youtube channels who do entry level computer tutorials and name themselves something like "Myst" or "Tsunami" are the only people still living with that Obama era optimism.
April 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I think people with youtube channels who do entry level computer tutorials and name themselves something like "Myst" or "Tsunami" are the only people still living with that Obama era optimism.
When you own your own company and you're weeks away from your first colonoscopy it's very difficult because you can't constantly make jokes about it.
April 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
When you own your own company and you're weeks away from your first colonoscopy it's very difficult because you can't constantly make jokes about it.
he's so dumb. just so, so unintelligent it's painful.
April 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
he's so dumb. just so, so unintelligent it's painful.
I’m a very far left dude who pays, approximately, 19% attention to the news and I have zero clue what #handsoff is. I’m assuming it’s a Democrat protest because of how poor the messaging is.
April 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m a very far left dude who pays, approximately, 19% attention to the news and I have zero clue what #handsoff is. I’m assuming it’s a Democrat protest because of how poor the messaging is.
Maybe we can find a vaccine that works to remove the MAGA virus
April 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Maybe we can find a vaccine that works to remove the MAGA virus
This is the GDP before Trump Tarrifs. Hope he can fix this absolute mess that we are…winning, I guess.
April 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is the GDP before Trump Tarrifs. Hope he can fix this absolute mess that we are…winning, I guess.
I wish I knew what Passkey was, how to use it, or why I should know these things. I hit 45 years old about a month ago and it's all over for me.
March 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I wish I knew what Passkey was, how to use it, or why I should know these things. I hit 45 years old about a month ago and it's all over for me.
We’re now all finally allowed to say that Impractical Jokers is fucking awful.
March 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We’re now all finally allowed to say that Impractical Jokers is fucking awful.
Liquid Death is Monster for people who think they’re too good for Monster.
March 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Liquid Death is Monster for people who think they’re too good for Monster.
will things ever be fun again? lie to me if necessary.
March 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
will things ever be fun again? lie to me if necessary.
Bill Burr may save the world.
March 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Bill Burr may save the world.
I hate drinking alcohol but I’ll never be able to retire and I need to die around 65 so I have to keep drinking. If I’m too healthy at 55 I’ll start smoking again.
March 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I hate drinking alcohol but I’ll never be able to retire and I need to die around 65 so I have to keep drinking. If I’m too healthy at 55 I’ll start smoking again.
Lobster used to be served in prisons as trash food and liver deserves the same glow up. It’s incredible if prepared properly.
We need some variety on the timeline. Quote this with a take that has nothing to do with politics
March 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Lobster used to be served in prisons as trash food and liver deserves the same glow up. It’s incredible if prepared properly.
I’m starting to worry Trump may not be good at this.
March 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m starting to worry Trump may not be good at this.
My 20’s were nothing like the movie Singles and that’s what I thought I was promised.
March 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My 20’s were nothing like the movie Singles and that’s what I thought I was promised.
I’m starting to worry Trump may not be good at this.
March 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’m starting to worry Trump may not be good at this.