colette
@colettethebirb.bsky.social
colette/della/max | 17 | 🇺🇸 | she/her
attention deficit nerd
DO NOT REPOST MY ART OR TRAIN AI!!!
🏳️⚧️TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS🏳️⚧️
current hyperfix: south park
attention deficit nerd
DO NOT REPOST MY ART OR TRAIN AI!!!
🏳️⚧️TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS🏳️⚧️
current hyperfix: south park
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colette
@colettethebirb.bsky.social
· Nov 8
Welcome! Here’s some stuff about me:
- I’m cis female, she/her
- I’m a lesbian
- I have cool guy syndrome (ADHD)
- I love birdwatching, dancing, singing, playing video games, and drawing
- My hyperfixations include Splatoon, The Denpa Men, Puyo Puyo, and Super Mario
- I’m cis female, she/her
- I’m a lesbian
- I have cool guy syndrome (ADHD)
- I love birdwatching, dancing, singing, playing video games, and drawing
- My hyperfixations include Splatoon, The Denpa Men, Puyo Puyo, and Super Mario
ts app is a ghost town 🥀
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
ts app is a ghost town 🥀
EARTHBOUND IS MY LIFE NOW BTW
August 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
EARTHBOUND IS MY LIFE NOW BTW
alright I’m finally back on this account—for bingo we got the pope dying, economic recession, and elio sucked so that’s a bad disney/pixar movie
June 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
alright I’m finally back on this account—for bingo we got the pope dying, economic recession, and elio sucked so that’s a bad disney/pixar movie
I like duck hunt now
May 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I like duck hunt now
my life is a train wreck that nobody bothered to look at in the first place
April 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
my life is a train wreck that nobody bothered to look at in the first place
March 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
March 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
this idea came to me randomly, decided to draw it and make it all surreal and shit
March 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
this idea came to me randomly, decided to draw it and make it all surreal and shit
lesbians will have crushes and be like “she’s probably not even into girls” meanwhile the girl in question looks like THIS
March 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
lesbians will have crushes and be like “she’s probably not even into girls” meanwhile the girl in question looks like THIS
Me genuinely tweaking watching our country fall apart from the inside (credit: poofesure)
March 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Me genuinely tweaking watching our country fall apart from the inside (credit: poofesure)
all caught up as of yesterday
started watching south park from the beginning a few days ago, on season 2 rn
February 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
all caught up as of yesterday
i have finally found her again…my very first waifu
February 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
i have finally found her again…my very first waifu
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February 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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1. Google Gulf of Mexico...Google search, not maps
2. "Gulf of America" shows up at the top
3. Click three little dots to the right
4. Click "Send Feedback"
5. Click "Gulf Of America" text
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in whatever text you want like
RESIST!!
2. "Gulf of America" shows up at the top
3. Click three little dots to the right
4. Click "Send Feedback"
5. Click "Gulf Of America" text
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in whatever text you want like
RESIST!!
February 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
1. Google Gulf of Mexico...Google search, not maps
2. "Gulf of America" shows up at the top
3. Click three little dots to the right
4. Click "Send Feedback"
5. Click "Gulf Of America" text
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in whatever text you want like
RESIST!!
2. "Gulf of America" shows up at the top
3. Click three little dots to the right
4. Click "Send Feedback"
5. Click "Gulf Of America" text
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in whatever text you want like
RESIST!!
spent most of precalc today doodling
February 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
spent most of precalc today doodling
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There's depth in dark chocolate's bitterness, while milk chocolate has a creamy yet nostalgic flavor. And white chocolate's soft sweetness is something all its own. Which is your chocolate champion?
Wow that was deep. Anyways, the Splatfest kicks off today at 4pm!
Wow that was deep. Anyways, the Splatfest kicks off today at 4pm!
February 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
There's depth in dark chocolate's bitterness, while milk chocolate has a creamy yet nostalgic flavor. And white chocolate's soft sweetness is something all its own. Which is your chocolate champion?
Wow that was deep. Anyways, the Splatfest kicks off today at 4pm!
Wow that was deep. Anyways, the Splatfest kicks off today at 4pm!
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An unelected shadow government is conducting a hostile takeover of the federal government.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
February 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
An unelected shadow government is conducting a hostile takeover of the federal government.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
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True then. True now. Thank you, Willem Arondeus.
January 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
True then. True now. Thank you, Willem Arondeus.
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more quick doods,, i'll draw non denpa stuff at some point i sweeaaarr
#TheDenpaMen
#TheDenpaMen
January 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
more quick doods,, i'll draw non denpa stuff at some point i sweeaaarr
#TheDenpaMen
#TheDenpaMen
you assholes BETTER vote for jimmie /lh
January 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
you assholes BETTER vote for jimmie /lh
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fucking GOOD
Twin Cities Pride executive director Andi Otto says the nonprofit made the decision because Target is not standing up “against those who are fighting against us.”
Target gets booted from Twin Cities Pride festival after rolling back DEI efforts
Twin Cities Pride executive director Andi Otto says the nonprofit made the decision because Target is not standing up “against those who are fighting against us.”
www.mprnews.org
January 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
fucking GOOD
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