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baby its cole outside
@coleslaw-m.bsky.social
full of jammy mischief, no added nasties
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Poirot game update: its just murder on the orient express. Like everyone did it. No one is innocent. Im tearing my hair out (having fun)
January 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Paused my sosgb yaoi% run to play a hercule poirot game (it was 3$) and they made him a twunk. 0 stars
January 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
@crimson2877.bsky.social im going to get you
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Nearing 100hrs of sos:gb and not only can i not kiss my wife in game but i also havent had our stupid kid yet. How long will it take before my yaoi% run
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I made a hat that i REEEEALLY dont want to have to remake but it is like comically too large should i try and shrink it in the dryer or what
December 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Watching a streamer vod and im getting pissed off bc the same person over and over and over keeps tipping and telling jokes that switch off from being super annoying to being like WAAAAY too personal like why do people act like that
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I tricked myself into having a shopping problem bc i was just saying oh its the thrift store oh ill just check out the estate sale…. Its still overconsumption even if its second hand
December 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Movies i have watched in the past 24 hrs: spinal tap ii (fun), josh o’connor knives out (DELICIOUS), godzilla: destroy all monsters (auditory nightmare, minilla is there)
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Also the spinal tap sequel was fun i liked it
December 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ive possibly figured out exactly why it makes me stomach so fucking sick every time That Guy texts me even tho i havent talked to him or anybody else from That Place in months: its a feeling that i should just give in and go back on my word and be miserable again even tho life is so much easier rn
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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not reading anything else this is all that matters
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What do you motherfuckers know about my butch flag expensive self striping yarn
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Finished work for this week went to the wine store and asked if they had any reds that would pair nicely with pizza, and the girl showed me a wine that may as well be called “papa giacomo’s mamma mia pizzaria vino!!!!” & its gonna slap
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love grand bazaar so much i love my wife kagetsu she gives me a daily buff i wish i could be gay in real life
December 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I put on so much lotion that i am now impervious to melee attack. They just slide right off
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Detective instinct fmb was good and kept me on my toes and maybe its just cuz i have layton brain, but the puzzles werent like….hard. And it isnt really a deduction system either? Just a powerpoint
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Michigan license plate “HOMESTK” should we ram them
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ive had like three glasses of wine and my cousin kelly tried telling us that my aunt who died as a baby was actually switched at birth girl come on dont do this now
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ive been deadnamed so many times at my family dinner (idc) but just now while watching the hockey game someone shouted goal and i was like ME??!?
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Anybody know if theres a way to ask the people you work with if youre bad at your job without getting a pity answer or sounding like youre gonna kys
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM