@colesgotjokes.bsky.social
Writer. Comedian. Wandering womb. Recovering perfectionist. Female Larry David. BLM. Free 🍉
What up, fellow kids? I’m hosting for Kentucky/America’s Dan Alten tomorrow night! Discounted admission at the door if you work in Benson! @danalten.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What up, fellow kids? I’m hosting for Kentucky/America’s Dan Alten tomorrow night! Discounted admission at the door if you work in Benson! @danalten.bsky.social
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A billboard in Times Square. Credit: Vincent Alban/NYT
July 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A billboard in Times Square. Credit: Vincent Alban/NYT
If Trump wants to prove that he’s not in the Epstein files, he could just…release the Epstein files? Oh wait…
July 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If Trump wants to prove that he’s not in the Epstein files, he could just…release the Epstein files? Oh wait…
Why is Joe Rogan on BlueSky, isn’t BlueSky kind of for the anti-Joe Rogan crowd?
July 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Why is Joe Rogan on BlueSky, isn’t BlueSky kind of for the anti-Joe Rogan crowd?
Also the last time I posted I was feeling v down about comedy but I have since killed at an amazing abortion benefit show and been asked to do another show I’ve kind of been dying to be asked to do 🫡
May 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Also the last time I posted I was feeling v down about comedy but I have since killed at an amazing abortion benefit show and been asked to do another show I’ve kind of been dying to be asked to do 🫡
Threads seems to be as much of a cesspool as twitter, but without the p0rn…
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Threads seems to be as much of a cesspool as twitter, but without the p0rn…
I just want to be a robot with my aggression cranked all the way up.
April 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I just want to be a robot with my aggression cranked all the way up.
Roughly a week ago, I was assaulted by someone I’ve known and trusted for 20+ years. I considered him my person for so long. And he called me toxic and blamed me for his bad decisions. He’s the person who pushed me to start comedy. This scene has hurt me so much, it doesn’t even feel worth it.
April 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Roughly a week ago, I was assaulted by someone I’ve known and trusted for 20+ years. I considered him my person for so long. And he called me toxic and blamed me for his bad decisions. He’s the person who pushed me to start comedy. This scene has hurt me so much, it doesn’t even feel worth it.
I miss feeling like I have friends in the scene/the last few times I’ve been onstage have been super mid and discouraging/I’m just not having a good time anymore ☹️🫠 Maybe my watch has ended.
April 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I miss feeling like I have friends in the scene/the last few times I’ve been onstage have been super mid and discouraging/I’m just not having a good time anymore ☹️🫠 Maybe my watch has ended.
She’s booked again 💅
March 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
She’s booked again 💅
Just gonna post this everywhere
March 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Just gonna post this everywhere
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Posted by @attorneycrump.bsky.social:
“Target, once a corporate leader in DEI, now faces a 40-day boycott led by Rev. Jamal Bryant after scaling back its diversity efforts. The retailer currently faces declining sales, tariff pressures, and customer visits dropping more than rival competitors.”
“Target, once a corporate leader in DEI, now faces a 40-day boycott led by Rev. Jamal Bryant after scaling back its diversity efforts. The retailer currently faces declining sales, tariff pressures, and customer visits dropping more than rival competitors.”
A 40-day Target boycott starts today. It couldn’t come at a worse time for the company | CNN Business
Target is facing a 40-day consumer boycott starting Wednesday over the company’s shift away from diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) policies.
www.cnn.com
March 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Posted by @attorneycrump.bsky.social:
“Target, once a corporate leader in DEI, now faces a 40-day boycott led by Rev. Jamal Bryant after scaling back its diversity efforts. The retailer currently faces declining sales, tariff pressures, and customer visits dropping more than rival competitors.”
“Target, once a corporate leader in DEI, now faces a 40-day boycott led by Rev. Jamal Bryant after scaling back its diversity efforts. The retailer currently faces declining sales, tariff pressures, and customer visits dropping more than rival competitors.”
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Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!
I’ve had a hard time getting into my BlueSky groove, but the Boast Rattle was the tits. I beat the pants off this guy at being nice. No March shows but I think I’m hosting the open mic next week? 🥴🤷♀️
March 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’ve had a hard time getting into my BlueSky groove, but the Boast Rattle was the tits. I beat the pants off this guy at being nice. No March shows but I think I’m hosting the open mic next week? 🥴🤷♀️
My final comedy thing of February is a Boast Rattle/anti-roast at the Sydney in Benson this Saturday! 9 pm! $10! Amazing lineup and the audience votes for the winners!
February 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My final comedy thing of February is a Boast Rattle/anti-roast at the Sydney in Benson this Saturday! 9 pm! $10! Amazing lineup and the audience votes for the winners!
Tonight!! I’m beefin’ at the Backline again, it’s gonna be great 🔪
February 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tonight!! I’m beefin’ at the Backline again, it’s gonna be great 🔪
Trying to find the right balance between posting about the end times and the fall of democracy in the United States, and you know, comedy stuff and silly lighthearted reels 🤦♀️
February 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Trying to find the right balance between posting about the end times and the fall of democracy in the United States, and you know, comedy stuff and silly lighthearted reels 🤦♀️
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Remember when America had friends?
Like a month ago?
Like a month ago?
February 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Remember when America had friends?
Like a month ago?
Like a month ago?
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Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
February 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
Valentine’s Day, 9:30 pm at the Backline!
February 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Valentine’s Day, 9:30 pm at the Backline!
Added a couple shows!
February 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Added a couple shows!
Doing something positive for morale
February 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Doing something positive for morale
I do not feel like I’m doing anything right at the moment. Not on social media, not with comedy, not as a parent, not at work…not looking for advice or sympathy, but I would like to do a The Holiday and trade lives 🫠
January 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I do not feel like I’m doing anything right at the moment. Not on social media, not with comedy, not as a parent, not at work…not looking for advice or sympathy, but I would like to do a The Holiday and trade lives 🫠
February shows, y’all 🫶
January 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
February shows, y’all 🫶