coleen
@coleen.top
☥ Network Witch ☥ Pilates Bitch ☥ Typewriter Lich ☥
well kids, I've been doing a lot of thinking recently and I've decided that it's time for me to go - I don't know when, or if I'll be back, but social media became another addiction for me - my last to address it seems
I made you one final mix-tape, with two bonus tracks
keep it real and take care
I made you one final mix-tape, with two bonus tracks
keep it real and take care
Coleen's list 09/29-ish/25
So long, and thanks for all the fish 🖤
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September 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
well kids, I've been doing a lot of thinking recently and I've decided that it's time for me to go - I don't know when, or if I'll be back, but social media became another addiction for me - my last to address it seems
I made you one final mix-tape, with two bonus tracks
keep it real and take care
I made you one final mix-tape, with two bonus tracks
keep it real and take care
man, I had to great weekend y'all, worked a lot fixin other peoples stuff, but I also had a lot of interactions with nature
next weekend, I am taking off for myself, and nature
please enjoy these dolphins surfing hurricane waves from down south - I enjoyed watching them, very much
next weekend, I am taking off for myself, and nature
please enjoy these dolphins surfing hurricane waves from down south - I enjoyed watching them, very much
Hurricane Surf's Up Dude! 🤙🐬
YouTube video by coleen shane
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September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
man, I had to great weekend y'all, worked a lot fixin other peoples stuff, but I also had a lot of interactions with nature
next weekend, I am taking off for myself, and nature
please enjoy these dolphins surfing hurricane waves from down south - I enjoyed watching them, very much
next weekend, I am taking off for myself, and nature
please enjoy these dolphins surfing hurricane waves from down south - I enjoyed watching them, very much
felt cute again yo...
I'm on another social break, but I'll get to your messages and replies by Monday, promise!
I'm on another social break, but I'll get to your messages and replies by Monday, promise!
September 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
felt cute again yo...
I'm on another social break, but I'll get to your messages and replies by Monday, promise!
I'm on another social break, but I'll get to your messages and replies by Monday, promise!
tacked a secret bonus track onto the end of my last playlist for ya - a personal fav of mine, and a reminder of when I was not so sober
and one last thing before I go 🇺🇦
and one last thing before I go 🇺🇦
September 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
tacked a secret bonus track onto the end of my last playlist for ya - a personal fav of mine, and a reminder of when I was not so sober
and one last thing before I go 🇺🇦
and one last thing before I go 🇺🇦
I stand corrected - my show was Wed and Sunday, not Tuesday and Sunday
man this shit takes me back...
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man this shit takes me back...
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DarksideRadio
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September 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I stand corrected - my show was Wed and Sunday, not Tuesday and Sunday
man this shit takes me back...
web.archive.org/web/20061106...
man this shit takes me back...
web.archive.org/web/20061106...
well kids, it's my favorite time of year again...
I woulda decorated waaaaay sooner, but I was still unsure I would sign another least here - I just agreed to 13 more months, so I am here for another two Halloweens 🎃
I woulda decorated waaaaay sooner, but I was still unsure I would sign another least here - I just agreed to 13 more months, so I am here for another two Halloweens 🎃
September 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
well kids, it's my favorite time of year again...
I woulda decorated waaaaay sooner, but I was still unsure I would sign another least here - I just agreed to 13 more months, so I am here for another two Halloweens 🎃
I woulda decorated waaaaay sooner, but I was still unsure I would sign another least here - I just agreed to 13 more months, so I am here for another two Halloweens 🎃
man, this little exercise has renewed my love for darkwave and reminded me how much I appreciate Tactical Sekt, Psyclon Nine, and Suicide Commando... 🖤
and you thought those other playlists needed content warnings... this shit is disturbing - just the way I like it
you've been warned
and you thought those other playlists needed content warnings... this shit is disturbing - just the way I like it
you've been warned
Coleen's list 09/24/25
More Darkwave for ya
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September 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
man, this little exercise has renewed my love for darkwave and reminded me how much I appreciate Tactical Sekt, Psyclon Nine, and Suicide Commando... 🖤
and you thought those other playlists needed content warnings... this shit is disturbing - just the way I like it
you've been warned
and you thought those other playlists needed content warnings... this shit is disturbing - just the way I like it
you've been warned
on my way to do some stuff offsite, so I decided to stop home for lunch, and a little quality time with my bestest friend in the whole wide world
clearly, I'll need to bust out the lint roller before I hit the road again, but totally worth it
clearly, I'll need to bust out the lint roller before I hit the road again, but totally worth it
September 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
on my way to do some stuff offsite, so I decided to stop home for lunch, and a little quality time with my bestest friend in the whole wide world
clearly, I'll need to bust out the lint roller before I hit the road again, but totally worth it
clearly, I'll need to bust out the lint roller before I hit the road again, but totally worth it
remember, time is a human construct
an illusion, easily manipulated by gravity
one of the weakest forces in the universe
there is no past which to return, it no longer exists
the future has yet to even be written
there is only the present
I choose to live in it
an illusion, easily manipulated by gravity
one of the weakest forces in the universe
there is no past which to return, it no longer exists
the future has yet to even be written
there is only the present
I choose to live in it
September 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
remember, time is a human construct
an illusion, easily manipulated by gravity
one of the weakest forces in the universe
there is no past which to return, it no longer exists
the future has yet to even be written
there is only the present
I choose to live in it
an illusion, easily manipulated by gravity
one of the weakest forces in the universe
there is no past which to return, it no longer exists
the future has yet to even be written
there is only the present
I choose to live in it
well, as expected Kitty had only excuses when I arrived home and asked her about chores
anyway, while we sort things out, please enjoy my epic fall playlist, comprised mostly of the music I played when I was an internet radio MP3-DJ for Darkside Radio in the early 2ks
so many content warnings...
anyway, while we sort things out, please enjoy my epic fall playlist, comprised mostly of the music I played when I was an internet radio MP3-DJ for Darkside Radio in the early 2ks
so many content warnings...
Coleen's list 09/23/25
it's Fall y'all
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September 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
well, as expected Kitty had only excuses when I arrived home and asked her about chores
anyway, while we sort things out, please enjoy my epic fall playlist, comprised mostly of the music I played when I was an internet radio MP3-DJ for Darkside Radio in the early 2ks
so many content warnings...
anyway, while we sort things out, please enjoy my epic fall playlist, comprised mostly of the music I played when I was an internet radio MP3-DJ for Darkside Radio in the early 2ks
so many content warnings...
on my way out the door, I asked Kitty to pick her toys up, and maybe pass the vacuum, and she just gave me a look like, 'don't hold your breath lady'
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
on my way out the door, I asked Kitty to pick her toys up, and maybe pass the vacuum, and she just gave me a look like, 'don't hold your breath lady'
much ass was kicked this day
also made y'all another mix-tape, heavy on London After Midnight and Diva Destruction, because no one was around to stop me 💋
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also made y'all another mix-tape, heavy on London After Midnight and Diva Destruction, because no one was around to stop me 💋
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Coleen's list 09/22/25
more darkwave and goth 🖤
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September 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
much ass was kicked this day
also made y'all another mix-tape, heavy on London After Midnight and Diva Destruction, because no one was around to stop me 💋
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
also made y'all another mix-tape, heavy on London After Midnight and Diva Destruction, because no one was around to stop me 💋
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
donno bout y'all. but i'm starting to think TikTok is better off in the hands of Communists, than in the hands of fascists
September 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
donno bout y'all. but i'm starting to think TikTok is better off in the hands of Communists, than in the hands of fascists
for the first time in my life, I sat down and created a budget
I included the necessities - rent, food, pilates, phone, internet, electricity, fuel - things will be tight, but if I stick to it, I will be ok
I figured it was time to stop flying by the seat of my pants
I'm not crying, you're crying
I included the necessities - rent, food, pilates, phone, internet, electricity, fuel - things will be tight, but if I stick to it, I will be ok
I figured it was time to stop flying by the seat of my pants
I'm not crying, you're crying
September 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
for the first time in my life, I sat down and created a budget
I included the necessities - rent, food, pilates, phone, internet, electricity, fuel - things will be tight, but if I stick to it, I will be ok
I figured it was time to stop flying by the seat of my pants
I'm not crying, you're crying
I included the necessities - rent, food, pilates, phone, internet, electricity, fuel - things will be tight, but if I stick to it, I will be ok
I figured it was time to stop flying by the seat of my pants
I'm not crying, you're crying
oh right, Spinal Tap II - I loved it, it was fun, and if you're a tap fan, you probly will too
two men are standing next to each other with the words " it 's such a fine line between stupid and clever "
Alt: two men are standing next to each other with the words " it 's such a fine line between stupid and clever "
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September 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
oh right, Spinal Tap II - I loved it, it was fun, and if you're a tap fan, you probly will too
man, woke up from a dream where I was tasked with cleaning up vats of hydrochloric acid at work, which still had about half an inch of acid in them and the tech bros kept telling me to just dump liquid soap in there...
I was all, NO! we need to treat it with something, but I could not remember what
I was all, NO! we need to treat it with something, but I could not remember what
September 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
man, woke up from a dream where I was tasked with cleaning up vats of hydrochloric acid at work, which still had about half an inch of acid in them and the tech bros kept telling me to just dump liquid soap in there...
I was all, NO! we need to treat it with something, but I could not remember what
I was all, NO! we need to treat it with something, but I could not remember what
had a great day yo - made Pilates class at 0800, then homeboy in 7-11 told me he loved my accent n said "you're a Bad B!", I said, "you're pretty rad yourself"
taught two women how to drive a tractor - one was V, so she no longer has to rely on others to get shit done
then I fixed a bunch of shit
taught two women how to drive a tractor - one was V, so she no longer has to rely on others to get shit done
then I fixed a bunch of shit
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September 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
had a great day yo - made Pilates class at 0800, then homeboy in 7-11 told me he loved my accent n said "you're a Bad B!", I said, "you're pretty rad yourself"
taught two women how to drive a tractor - one was V, so she no longer has to rely on others to get shit done
then I fixed a bunch of shit
taught two women how to drive a tractor - one was V, so she no longer has to rely on others to get shit done
then I fixed a bunch of shit
as women become more chatty with me and ask me when they will next see me, I'm left with the thought, "am I ready for a relationship?" I've been over hookups for a while now, because it always feels so shallow and confusing
maybe at some point in the future - I have been sober more than a year now
maybe at some point in the future - I have been sober more than a year now
September 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
as women become more chatty with me and ask me when they will next see me, I'm left with the thought, "am I ready for a relationship?" I've been over hookups for a while now, because it always feels so shallow and confusing
maybe at some point in the future - I have been sober more than a year now
maybe at some point in the future - I have been sober more than a year now
I was going to skip Pilates and sleep in this morning, cause I've felt like I need more rest lately - but I woke up on time, without my alarm, and with the thought that I would just feel like a slacker all day because of it
I'm heading up to the ranch again today, and planning a nap for tomorrow
I'm heading up to the ranch again today, and planning a nap for tomorrow
September 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I was going to skip Pilates and sleep in this morning, cause I've felt like I need more rest lately - but I woke up on time, without my alarm, and with the thought that I would just feel like a slacker all day because of it
I'm heading up to the ranch again today, and planning a nap for tomorrow
I'm heading up to the ranch again today, and planning a nap for tomorrow
wakin up to the sad, frightening, realization that we are indeed now living in an authoritarian, fascist country
September 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
wakin up to the sad, frightening, realization that we are indeed now living in an authoritarian, fascist country
meanwhile, in an innocuous, icy cool data centre somewhere in Southern California, our heroin continues to kick ass and solve the world's communication problems, one major issue at a time
no playlist today y'all, I had my hands full
and I got this one so stuck in my head...
no playlist today y'all, I had my hands full
and I got this one so stuck in my head...
New Constellations - Hot Blooded (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by New Constellations
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September 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
meanwhile, in an innocuous, icy cool data centre somewhere in Southern California, our heroin continues to kick ass and solve the world's communication problems, one major issue at a time
no playlist today y'all, I had my hands full
and I got this one so stuck in my head...
no playlist today y'all, I had my hands full
and I got this one so stuck in my head...
this lunch is inspired by, and completely dedicated to, my friend Nomi, who was shocked and saddened when she found out how many times a week I eat PBnJ
bought some turkey slices on offer, and I share them with kitty, just as I do with the tofurkey
bought some turkey slices on offer, and I share them with kitty, just as I do with the tofurkey
September 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
this lunch is inspired by, and completely dedicated to, my friend Nomi, who was shocked and saddened when she found out how many times a week I eat PBnJ
bought some turkey slices on offer, and I share them with kitty, just as I do with the tofurkey
bought some turkey slices on offer, and I share them with kitty, just as I do with the tofurkey
row-hamm-er!
row-hamm-er!
row-hamm-er!
y'all know I love a good row hammer!
theregister.com/2025/09/17/ddr5_dram_rowhammer/
row-hamm-er!
row-hamm-er!
y'all know I love a good row hammer!
theregister.com/2025/09/17/ddr5_dram_rowhammer/
Ruh-roh. DDR5 memory vulnerable to new Rowhammer attack
: Google and ETH Zurich found problems with AMD/SK Hynix combo, will probe other hardware
theregister.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
row-hamm-er!
row-hamm-er!
row-hamm-er!
y'all know I love a good row hammer!
theregister.com/2025/09/17/ddr5_dram_rowhammer/
row-hamm-er!
row-hamm-er!
y'all know I love a good row hammer!
theregister.com/2025/09/17/ddr5_dram_rowhammer/
it's amazing what I can accomplish when I'm not fucked up all the time
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
it's amazing what I can accomplish when I'm not fucked up all the time
one of my old co-workers introduced me to the Elgato Stream Deck, and man do I love it - I now own two - started with a mini, then bought a refurbished Stream Deck 7
I used them today to automate over 500 repetitive actions, including mouse clicks, I just supervised
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I used them today to automate over 500 repetitive actions, including mouse clicks, I just supervised
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Explore Stream Deck
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September 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
one of my old co-workers introduced me to the Elgato Stream Deck, and man do I love it - I now own two - started with a mini, then bought a refurbished Stream Deck 7
I used them today to automate over 500 repetitive actions, including mouse clicks, I just supervised
www.elgato.com/us/en/s/expl...
I used them today to automate over 500 repetitive actions, including mouse clicks, I just supervised
www.elgato.com/us/en/s/expl...