Cold Crash Pictures
@coldcrashpics.bsky.social
I write screenplays and make YouTube videos about movies—usually from a leftist perspective. Yes, even the dinosaur movies. He/him.
Not sure what the point of "Dead Birds" is. It's a big pet peeve of mine when movies choose to depict the Confederacy, but for no particular reason. It deliberately evokes the horrors of slavery and yet has absolutely nothing to say about it (save to spare us from caring about most of the victims).
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Not sure what the point of "Dead Birds" is. It's a big pet peeve of mine when movies choose to depict the Confederacy, but for no particular reason. It deliberately evokes the horrors of slavery and yet has absolutely nothing to say about it (save to spare us from caring about most of the victims).
I'm probably going to be eating this on stream. My brother tells me that will make it a "mukbang"
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm probably going to be eating this on stream. My brother tells me that will make it a "mukbang"
Fuck offfffffffffffffffff
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Fuck offfffffffffffffffff
Feel like shit, just want her back
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Feel like shit, just want her back
That's not *explicitly* part of their pitch, but I'd bet good money that's what they're using on the back-end.
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
That's not *explicitly* part of their pitch, but I'd bet good money that's what they're using on the back-end.
Everybody look at this cursed email I just got.
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Everybody look at this cursed email I just got.
When watching a film like Seventh Son, you'll have a lot of questions. How did a film like this get made? Why is the plot being pulled in ten different directions? Why are there fifty arcs competing for dominance that ultimately go nowhere? The answer is always the same: eight different writers.
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
When watching a film like Seventh Son, you'll have a lot of questions. How did a film like this get made? Why is the plot being pulled in ten different directions? Why are there fifty arcs competing for dominance that ultimately go nowhere? The answer is always the same: eight different writers.
Americans witnessing Americans doing something extremely American in America: "What are we, a bunch of COMMUNISTS???"
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Americans witnessing Americans doing something extremely American in America: "What are we, a bunch of COMMUNISTS???"
Very funny to me to see which blu-rays have gone out of print and subsequently skyrocketed in price.
October 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Very funny to me to see which blu-rays have gone out of print and subsequently skyrocketed in price.
I don't have any memory of watching "Don't Look Under the Bed" as a kid, but I must've at some point because when I watched it before listening to the new episode of @movieoubliette.bsky.social I seemed to know what was gonna happen just a sec or two before it happened. Heightened the eerie effect!
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I don't have any memory of watching "Don't Look Under the Bed" as a kid, but I must've at some point because when I watched it before listening to the new episode of @movieoubliette.bsky.social I seemed to know what was gonna happen just a sec or two before it happened. Heightened the eerie effect!
Moment of weakness + Kino Lorber sale
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Moment of weakness + Kino Lorber sale
I'm putting a team together. We're hitting the Disney vault.
October 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm putting a team together. We're hitting the Disney vault.
Many such cases.
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Many such cases.
I hate you Disney Movie Club
October 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I hate you Disney Movie Club
Help I only meant to send someone the "you got me there" reaction image but I accidentally sent the whole panel 🙃😅😈
October 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Help I only meant to send someone the "you got me there" reaction image but I accidentally sent the whole panel 🙃😅😈
I have only seen one Friday the 13th movie (the very first one), didn't like it, and yet I came SO CLOSE to buying this box-set yesterday. It's going out of print so even if I didn't wind up liking the series I could still make my money back by re-selling it.
October 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I have only seen one Friday the 13th movie (the very first one), didn't like it, and yet I came SO CLOSE to buying this box-set yesterday. It's going out of print so even if I didn't wind up liking the series I could still make my money back by re-selling it.
Tron is really hard on first watch. Hard to tell what the stakes are or the goal is from scene to scene. But on *SECOND* watch, most of it is pretty clear. Despite a wildly anticlimactic ending, I think it's a fun little adventure film, on top of a game-changing effects reel.
October 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Tron is really hard on first watch. Hard to tell what the stakes are or the goal is from scene to scene. But on *SECOND* watch, most of it is pretty clear. Despite a wildly anticlimactic ending, I think it's a fun little adventure film, on top of a game-changing effects reel.