Dude, don’t be ridiculous. You don’t have to do that. Just have a massive stroke instead.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Dude, don’t be ridiculous. You don’t have to do that. Just have a massive stroke instead.
Yeah, it’s pretty great. But you have to watch out for that next day when all our flaws come back with a vengeance.
December 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Yeah, it’s pretty great. But you have to watch out for that next day when all our flaws come back with a vengeance.
Even if you set aside all the obvious baggage associated with them, those things are a monstrosity to look at.
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Even if you set aside all the obvious baggage associated with them, those things are a monstrosity to look at.
Oh man, my oldest loves those books. He enjoys confusing older relatives by threatening them with the “cheese touch.”
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Oh man, my oldest loves those books. He enjoys confusing older relatives by threatening them with the “cheese touch.”
Oh, that’s an easy one. That was YOUR MOM
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Oh, that’s an easy one. That was YOUR MOM
Right, I’m sure the people who started “Pizzagate” actually care about children and weren’t just bad actors who were were either grasping at straws or outright lying to politicize pedophilia. Can’t say I’m shocked in the slightest at the moral heel turn myself.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Right, I’m sure the people who started “Pizzagate” actually care about children and weren’t just bad actors who were were either grasping at straws or outright lying to politicize pedophilia. Can’t say I’m shocked in the slightest at the moral heel turn myself.
Easily. It seems a huge amount of MAGA voters love him for the fact that he’s an unrepentant evil guy, why would this change anything?
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Easily. It seems a huge amount of MAGA voters love him for the fact that he’s an unrepentant evil guy, why would this change anything?
From the outside, it does look like a pretty cool house. And it’s in a nice area. Maybe they have to deal with the occasional gawker though?
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
From the outside, it does look like a pretty cool house. And it’s in a nice area. Maybe they have to deal with the occasional gawker though?
I drive by the old Dahmer house all the time on my way to work. I remember when it was on the market and had this big “SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY” sign in front of it. Now I see some guy out there occasionally working on the roof, and there’s a bunch of kid stuff in the front yard. Life goes on, I guess
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I drive by the old Dahmer house all the time on my way to work. I remember when it was on the market and had this big “SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY” sign in front of it. Now I see some guy out there occasionally working on the roof, and there’s a bunch of kid stuff in the front yard. Life goes on, I guess
More like Merry FART ASS, amirite?
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
More like Merry FART ASS, amirite?
Well…it’s not just your bloodline. I’ve been getting complaints from my family about always having to wait an extra five or ten minutes when we are about to leave for something.
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Well…it’s not just your bloodline. I’ve been getting complaints from my family about always having to wait an extra five or ten minutes when we are about to leave for something.
Damn, the “Rogansphere” crap claims a few from every family, it seems.
October 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Damn, the “Rogansphere” crap claims a few from every family, it seems.
Guytalker will learn later in the movie that he was adopted by the Guytalkers of Bowel IV and that his real name is Bluke Skywalker because he’s actually the grandson of Luke Skywalker. And in another twist, it turns out all the Guytalkers are Skywalkers because everyone in the galaxy is related.
October 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Guytalker will learn later in the movie that he was adopted by the Guytalkers of Bowel IV and that his real name is Bluke Skywalker because he’s actually the grandson of Luke Skywalker. And in another twist, it turns out all the Guytalkers are Skywalkers because everyone in the galaxy is related.
Hell yeah, you’re living the good life.
September 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hell yeah, you’re living the good life.
Look at ol’ Danny Hot Pockets over here - always pocketing those fresh outta the oven baked goods when no one’s watchin’
August 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Look at ol’ Danny Hot Pockets over here - always pocketing those fresh outta the oven baked goods when no one’s watchin’
Stinky spicy is the best kind of sandwich. If people aren’t keeping a few feet of distance between you and them after lunch, then the sandwich isn’t good enough, I say.
August 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Stinky spicy is the best kind of sandwich. If people aren’t keeping a few feet of distance between you and them after lunch, then the sandwich isn’t good enough, I say.
The guy who did the voice for Audrey II killed it with that performance.
July 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The guy who did the voice for Audrey II killed it with that performance.
It truly is the perfect story for that prompt.
June 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It truly is the perfect story for that prompt.
“You’re in the center, eh? Well, your mom was in the center of something last night, if you know what I’m saying.”
May 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“You’re in the center, eh? Well, your mom was in the center of something last night, if you know what I’m saying.”
“You’re right in the center, huh? How about I center my fist in your face?”
May 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“You’re right in the center, huh? How about I center my fist in your face?”
