Colby
@colbydc.bsky.social
CO | lover of nature, reality TV (especially Big Brother), books, cats, and men | sometimes nsfw
I sent out save the dates for my wedding this morning. Not to be emo, but as a kid I never saw a future where I’d be able to marry a man AND invite my parents, let alone have them pay for the venue. Feels so strange in the best way 🥲
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I sent out save the dates for my wedding this morning. Not to be emo, but as a kid I never saw a future where I’d be able to marry a man AND invite my parents, let alone have them pay for the venue. Feels so strange in the best way 🥲
Finally bought a new phone 🥵
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Finally bought a new phone 🥵
Little miss got the whole row to herself
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Little miss got the whole row to herself
I’m tipsy so you know what that means!! Time to get on a plane
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m tipsy so you know what that means!! Time to get on a plane
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could god perhaps focus on like famine and genocide and stuff instead of a tv show in a parking lot
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
could god perhaps focus on like famine and genocide and stuff instead of a tv show in a parking lot
Had a sex dream about a hot straightie from my work 🥴
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Had a sex dream about a hot straightie from my work 🥴
Totally forgot that the KC airport bars are behind security and my sister won’t be able to pick me up for a couple hours 🫠🫠 wish me luck
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Totally forgot that the KC airport bars are behind security and my sister won’t be able to pick me up for a couple hours 🫠🫠 wish me luck
I need the twinky flight attendant religiously
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I need the twinky flight attendant religiously
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“Im going over to see my friends tonight!” vs who im really going to see
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“Im going over to see my friends tonight!” vs who im really going to see
I’ve got about 5 hours until my vacation and it’s sooooo slooooow
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’ve got about 5 hours until my vacation and it’s sooooo slooooow
Northern Lights from right outside of Boulder tonight
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Northern Lights from right outside of Boulder tonight
Not me getting carsick and throwing up out the passenger window in traffic on I-25
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Not me getting carsick and throwing up out the passenger window in traffic on I-25
Goddamn, all of my shit keeps breaking and I’m so hilariously broke right now. Add a new laptop charger to the ever-growing list of things I have to buy soon
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Goddamn, all of my shit keeps breaking and I’m so hilariously broke right now. Add a new laptop charger to the ever-growing list of things I have to buy soon
I want no customers but all the tips how bout that
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I want no customers but all the tips how bout that
Like a champ 🥵
Better under the hump than over it, or however the saying goes
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Like a champ 🥵
Pretty sure I have strep 😭🥲
October 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Pretty sure I have strep 😭🥲
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that was nice .. now craving borger @colbydc.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
that was nice .. now craving borger @colbydc.bsky.social
@nixostorme.bsky.social jerkin his beefy on the side of the mountain
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
@nixostorme.bsky.social jerkin his beefy on the side of the mountain
Hot guy ordering: can I get a-
Me: you can get whatever you want
Me: you can get whatever you want
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hot guy ordering: can I get a-
Me: you can get whatever you want
Me: you can get whatever you want
I’m such an asshole, I forgot my best friend’s husband was having fucking OPEN HEART SURGERY TODAY
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m such an asshole, I forgot my best friend’s husband was having fucking OPEN HEART SURGERY TODAY
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pumpkin carving @vanitycomplex.bsky.social @cuntcore.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social @billspeaks.bsky.social @seaglitta.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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bexies back at it again. double date with our men @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
bexies back at it again. double date with our men @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social