Ioná Albuquerque
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Ioná Albuquerque
@coimbrabertone.bsky.social
I write words and stuff.

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It makes college football unique imo, while increasingly stratifying it and playoff-ifying it just serves to make it NFL jr., which I find less interesting.
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Personally I like the random collection of bowl games more than the playoffs. I like the fact that a team plays its conference games, three or four out-of-conference teams, and then get to finish their season against a roughly equal opponent.

And if they do well enough, a magazine calls them champs
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I say no to Penn State or Louisville because unless I'm wrong this is finally an east coast conference that doesn't have bordergore and a whole ass Kentucky sticking out of it might be pretty blah.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We need a President with the courage to love Revenge of the Sith.
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Fumbled the name, fumbled the livery, fumbled countless driver careers, and now they're trying to fumble Italy too and become yet another freaking British team.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If you no longer go for an age gap...
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Check it out if you're interested!
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It's called the Fastest of the Prancing Horses, because it takes a mock-up Indycar that Ferrari built in the mid-to-late 80s and asks the question: what could it look like if Ferrari actually went to CART ? Mix in some mirrors to 1950s F1 and a healthy dose of lesbians, and tada.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The worst part is it used to be like this! You had guys like Cadalora and Capirossi who yo-yo'ed between 250s and 500cc, and even more recently, Toni Elias won Moto2 damn near at the end of his career!

Not to mention Angel Nieto who made one of the most legendary careers ever only on small bikes!
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Can we get a hint as to what this rumor is?
August 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Romain Grosjean was pretty damn French stereotypical French imo.
August 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Is there some bored Civ player at NYT? Like what the heck lol
August 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This is how 100s are made.
July 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I love Pocono but Dover truly is doodoo. I like a lot of things about 90s/2000s NASCAR but God am I happy that I wasn't watching when there were two 500 mile Dover races.
July 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Groups of four huh? I got one: BOP, drag, groove, and sway - words that racing fans hear entirely too often :P
July 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Also, sets of three? Motherfucker, the rule of three existed before computers did lol. God some people...

I hate AI as much as the next girl but a lot of these people trying to "catch AI" are just outing themselves as dummies lol.
July 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
They can always pave the other horse track!
July 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So 17-19 in the corners? Indycar could probably still handle that.

Or do you mean increase the range so it's five degrees difference from bottom to top?
June 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just up the road near Buda.
June 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Kids don't know to check who their friends are following anymore, tsk tsk tsk.
June 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I use fictionalized names for my racing fics and it's always a godsend when I find a driver that's anything over than WASP. It instantly makes coming up with names so much.
June 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
They really do that one a lot lol. Like it's in the movie and it kicks off the final arc - false surrender is literally the string that binds all over Clone Wars together lol.
June 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
False surrender?
June 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM