It’s only OK to do in the mountains, NOT in a gross bathroom stall.

Like a pig advertising a BBQ joint.

My midlife crisis stunt was learning the floss dance on TikTok, then immediately stopped using the app.

This is what it's like being a metalhead.

Moral of the story, we have the money to pay our city workers, we just mismanage it and give cops whatever they want.

In 2025 Parker proposed 15 mil to her “Clean and Green” initiative, none of which goes to paying sanitation workers more. It’s mostly enforcement for illegal dumping and paying other organizations to deal with the trash.

Looking forward to the Mr. Munch themed glory hole.

Trying to think of a joke where we should go back to the old times and let pigs eat our trash, but pigs like cops, you know?

Market testing meat-based swimwear didn’t go so well for the swimmers.

Those shiitakes aren’t going to rehydrate themselves.

Dust Ball Farmer: Please I need to water my crops. How else will we make dust cakes?!

At least let Gritty chase them.

I’m sorry Leslie. That really sucks.

He’s got that Leland Palmer look.