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Fire swamp trash animal.
Rest In Piss motherfucker.
August 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Nytimes is shit from a butt.
July 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Why is everyone doing hip thrusts at the gym? Am I missing something?
July 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Philly police get paid an average of $32.60/hour with potential to make up to $90k/year
Sanitation workers get $17/hour with hopes of earning $21/hr for seniority.
In 2024, Philly gave the cops another 55.7 million for pensions and inflation adjustment, a 6.9% increase from the previous year.
July 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Here’s a crazy idea. What if we pay people a living wage instead of giving all our money to cops?
July 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
What a prude.
June 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Seen in a rest stop bathroom. Someone was obviously trying to change their identify.
June 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Wow cool. The Catholics have a new person to tell them what to do. Can we move on now?
May 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Had a dream where I went to “metal school” and the teacher played guitar and screamed the whole lecture. No one could understand a thing.
May 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
If your pets had to go to high school, which clique would they belong to?
April 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The smoke they use to signal the new pope is actually the old pope getting nice and crispy.
April 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Rodney Anonymous is Philly’s Jello Biafra.
April 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I see some honeys tonight that should be having my rabies. Rabies.
April 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Cheez Whiz is short for Cheese Wizard.
April 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
What the hell is this Groupon for?
March 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Mammoth Grindr is a hook-up app for gay Mammoths.
March 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Getting in my Time Machine to diddle some people.
March 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Why can’t we have a good old conspiracy about ancient aliens and lizard people without becoming anti-Semitic fascists?
March 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm like a bird, I'm gonna fly away,
Take the head off of a rodent,
Put the rest on a honey-locust...
March 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Everyday I play this game with my cat called "Is He Sitting or About to Piss on the Couch"?
March 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hey Bluesky, I'll be in Houston, TX next week. What things should I do? Where should I eat? What's cool?
March 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Me watching Alone while eating snacks and drinking copious seltzers:

“Ha! What an idiot! I would’ve done that differently.”
March 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Do you have any book recommendations on how capitalism and fascism go hand-in-hand? Essays would work too.
March 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My brand of petty is I’m willing to get run over when a giant vanity truck honks at me on my bike.
March 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you listen to enough metal with songs names like “Masticated Inurnment of Dysphagiatic Soils” and “Realized Abolition of Ocular Faculae”, then they eventually send you a medical degree in the mail.
March 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM