Rest In Piss motherfucker.
August 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Rest In Piss motherfucker.
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Nytimes is shit from a butt.
July 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Nytimes is shit from a butt.
Why is everyone doing hip thrusts at the gym? Am I missing something?
July 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Why is everyone doing hip thrusts at the gym? Am I missing something?
Philly police get paid an average of $32.60/hour with potential to make up to $90k/year
Sanitation workers get $17/hour with hopes of earning $21/hr for seniority.
In 2024, Philly gave the cops another 55.7 million for pensions and inflation adjustment, a 6.9% increase from the previous year.
Sanitation workers get $17/hour with hopes of earning $21/hr for seniority.
In 2024, Philly gave the cops another 55.7 million for pensions and inflation adjustment, a 6.9% increase from the previous year.
July 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Philly police get paid an average of $32.60/hour with potential to make up to $90k/year
Sanitation workers get $17/hour with hopes of earning $21/hr for seniority.
In 2024, Philly gave the cops another 55.7 million for pensions and inflation adjustment, a 6.9% increase from the previous year.
Sanitation workers get $17/hour with hopes of earning $21/hr for seniority.
In 2024, Philly gave the cops another 55.7 million for pensions and inflation adjustment, a 6.9% increase from the previous year.
Here’s a crazy idea. What if we pay people a living wage instead of giving all our money to cops?
July 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Here’s a crazy idea. What if we pay people a living wage instead of giving all our money to cops?
Seen in a rest stop bathroom. Someone was obviously trying to change their identify.
June 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Seen in a rest stop bathroom. Someone was obviously trying to change their identify.
Wow cool. The Catholics have a new person to tell them what to do. Can we move on now?
May 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Wow cool. The Catholics have a new person to tell them what to do. Can we move on now?
Had a dream where I went to “metal school” and the teacher played guitar and screamed the whole lecture. No one could understand a thing.
May 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Had a dream where I went to “metal school” and the teacher played guitar and screamed the whole lecture. No one could understand a thing.
If your pets had to go to high school, which clique would they belong to?
April 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If your pets had to go to high school, which clique would they belong to?
The smoke they use to signal the new pope is actually the old pope getting nice and crispy.
April 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The smoke they use to signal the new pope is actually the old pope getting nice and crispy.
Rodney Anonymous is Philly’s Jello Biafra.
April 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Rodney Anonymous is Philly’s Jello Biafra.
I see some honeys tonight that should be having my rabies. Rabies.
April 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I see some honeys tonight that should be having my rabies. Rabies.
Cheez Whiz is short for Cheese Wizard.
April 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Cheez Whiz is short for Cheese Wizard.
What the hell is this Groupon for?
March 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What the hell is this Groupon for?
Mammoth Grindr is a hook-up app for gay Mammoths.
March 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Mammoth Grindr is a hook-up app for gay Mammoths.
Getting in my Time Machine to diddle some people.
March 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Getting in my Time Machine to diddle some people.
Why can’t we have a good old conspiracy about ancient aliens and lizard people without becoming anti-Semitic fascists?
March 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Why can’t we have a good old conspiracy about ancient aliens and lizard people without becoming anti-Semitic fascists?
I'm like a bird, I'm gonna fly away,
Take the head off of a rodent,
Put the rest on a honey-locust...
Take the head off of a rodent,
Put the rest on a honey-locust...
March 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm like a bird, I'm gonna fly away,
Take the head off of a rodent,
Put the rest on a honey-locust...
Take the head off of a rodent,
Put the rest on a honey-locust...
Everyday I play this game with my cat called "Is He Sitting or About to Piss on the Couch"?
March 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Everyday I play this game with my cat called "Is He Sitting or About to Piss on the Couch"?
Hey Bluesky, I'll be in Houston, TX next week. What things should I do? Where should I eat? What's cool?
March 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hey Bluesky, I'll be in Houston, TX next week. What things should I do? Where should I eat? What's cool?
Me watching Alone while eating snacks and drinking copious seltzers:
“Ha! What an idiot! I would’ve done that differently.”
“Ha! What an idiot! I would’ve done that differently.”
March 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Me watching Alone while eating snacks and drinking copious seltzers:
“Ha! What an idiot! I would’ve done that differently.”
“Ha! What an idiot! I would’ve done that differently.”
Do you have any book recommendations on how capitalism and fascism go hand-in-hand? Essays would work too.
March 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Do you have any book recommendations on how capitalism and fascism go hand-in-hand? Essays would work too.
My brand of petty is I’m willing to get run over when a giant vanity truck honks at me on my bike.
March 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My brand of petty is I’m willing to get run over when a giant vanity truck honks at me on my bike.
If you listen to enough metal with songs names like “Masticated Inurnment of Dysphagiatic Soils” and “Realized Abolition of Ocular Faculae”, then they eventually send you a medical degree in the mail.
March 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If you listen to enough metal with songs names like “Masticated Inurnment of Dysphagiatic Soils” and “Realized Abolition of Ocular Faculae”, then they eventually send you a medical degree in the mail.