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Coffin Flop
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I had a nightmare that I had a baby that looked just like you.
deleted Slack!
December 9, 2023 at 12:31 AM
the most forbidden chicken nugget
November 16, 2023 at 12:22 AM
can you even believe what a perfect little man he is? 🥺❤️😭
November 14, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Tommy Boy!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
November 11, 2023 at 10:12 PM
lol
November 8, 2023 at 1:59 AM
just told him that he’s a “delicious little man”
🥰🥰🥰
November 7, 2023 at 11:00 PM
just thinkin bout how good Scavengers Reign is…
November 4, 2023 at 5:12 PM
happy halloween from my handsome little Dracula! 🎃🧛‍♂️🎃
October 31, 2023 at 8:59 PM
can’t believe I drove by the Sun Sphere and it really is busted af
October 11, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Driving 12 hours to North Carolina today
October 11, 2023 at 12:06 PM
I forgot my leftovers from lunch at The Cheesecake Factory, time to kms
October 7, 2023 at 9:39 PM
no objectumsexual but this giant buzzsaw robo arm cutting through a concrete overpass could totally get it 🫦
September 11, 2023 at 1:48 AM
referring to my boyfriend as “Daddy” but always pronouncing it in the style of Uncle Baby Billy
September 10, 2023 at 4:04 PM