Coffin Flop
@coffinflop.bsky.social
I had a nightmare that I had a baby that looked just like you.
we all think Elon fucks his mom, right?
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
we all think Elon fucks his mom, right?
drag name: darien gape
July 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
drag name: darien gape
If I actually wind up buying a car, I’m going to do road trips to all the farm animal sanctuaries. And yes, I did just learn there is one specifically for tiny horses. *chokes back tears*
September 21, 2024 at 5:24 AM
If I actually wind up buying a car, I’m going to do road trips to all the farm animal sanctuaries. And yes, I did just learn there is one specifically for tiny horses. *chokes back tears*
shocking but I think I am enjoying FF7 Rebirth even more than Baldur’s Gate 3 🫢
March 6, 2024 at 6:58 PM
shocking but I think I am enjoying FF7 Rebirth even more than Baldur’s Gate 3 🫢
Thinking of doing a giant blast over sleeve coverup of all the tattoos on my left arm…
February 23, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Thinking of doing a giant blast over sleeve coverup of all the tattoos on my left arm…
I love being stoned at the pool and rereading the same page of the novel I brought with me ten tines.
February 12, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I love being stoned at the pool and rereading the same page of the novel I brought with me ten tines.
yeah I’m unemployed but I just had sex at 9AM with a guy I have been trying to get with for months and it was amazing. So just know I’m crossing stuff off the ol’ to-do list.
February 6, 2024 at 4:38 PM
yeah I’m unemployed but I just had sex at 9AM with a guy I have been trying to get with for months and it was amazing. So just know I’m crossing stuff off the ol’ to-do list.
I am down to one Diet Coke a week and I drank one last night at dinner and I swtg I could feel my pupils dilate the moment the aspartame hit my tongue
January 31, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I am down to one Diet Coke a week and I drank one last night at dinner and I swtg I could feel my pupils dilate the moment the aspartame hit my tongue
can’t stop buying stuff on eBay that has clearly “fallen off the back of the truck.” the savings are irresistible
January 23, 2024 at 12:01 AM
can’t stop buying stuff on eBay that has clearly “fallen off the back of the truck.” the savings are irresistible
Applied for a new apartment! 😳
January 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Applied for a new apartment! 😳
how do I get the job being the guy that stands next to the dog on the underwater treadmill during physical therapy
December 26, 2023 at 10:42 PM
how do I get the job being the guy that stands next to the dog on the underwater treadmill during physical therapy
my job right now is Baldur’s Gate 3
December 18, 2023 at 6:42 PM
my job right now is Baldur’s Gate 3
getting LASIK tomorrow 🙈
December 14, 2023 at 10:29 PM
getting LASIK tomorrow 🙈
I’m working with The Galactics every moment.
December 13, 2023 at 2:33 AM
I’m working with The Galactics every moment.
can’t believe I quit my job of 14 years with nothing else lined up, that’s so random of me 😆😛💀
December 7, 2023 at 2:04 AM
can’t believe I quit my job of 14 years with nothing else lined up, that’s so random of me 😆😛💀
love scheduling therapy right before working out so I can bundle two things I dread but ultimately feel worthwhile when they’re over
November 29, 2023 at 10:55 PM
love scheduling therapy right before working out so I can bundle two things I dread but ultimately feel worthwhile when they’re over
Just bought my own insurance for next year. Absolute scam!
November 27, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Just bought my own insurance for next year. Absolute scam!
I’m sad [the Chicago gay club] Berlin had to close but its also been an overpriced dump forever. The people were what made it great. 🤷🏼
November 21, 2023 at 10:25 PM
I’m sad [the Chicago gay club] Berlin had to close but its also been an overpriced dump forever. The people were what made it great. 🤷🏼
nothing has done more for gay man married to straight woman representation than House Hunters
November 21, 2023 at 3:02 AM
nothing has done more for gay man married to straight woman representation than House Hunters
got too stoned and had a minor nervous breakdown about having no job, but I took a 2.5 hour nap and that made me feel better. Maybe my career should be in napping…
November 19, 2023 at 3:44 AM
got too stoned and had a minor nervous breakdown about having no job, but I took a 2.5 hour nap and that made me feel better. Maybe my career should be in napping…
The fact Pantheon is seemingly trapped in some streaming licensing purgatory in the US sucks so bad… I just want to watch both seasons
November 17, 2023 at 2:17 AM
The fact Pantheon is seemingly trapped in some streaming licensing purgatory in the US sucks so bad… I just want to watch both seasons
giving my notice at work tomorrow and freaking out quite a bit tbh 😫
November 16, 2023 at 7:21 PM
giving my notice at work tomorrow and freaking out quite a bit tbh 😫
the most forbidden chicken nugget
November 16, 2023 at 12:22 AM
the most forbidden chicken nugget
can you even believe what a perfect little man he is? 🥺❤️😭
November 14, 2023 at 8:47 PM
can you even believe what a perfect little man he is? 🥺❤️😭