But seriously if you’re still looking for presents, go to the local bookstore and buy some books. Everybody you know wants books. Everyone you don’t know what books. All the people want books. Your cat wants books so that you sit down and they can sit on you while you try to read.

Elon Musk and Donald Trump are two spoiled trust fund children who think they’re brilliant because they have 💰.

Elon is a bit smarter because he figured out that government contracts can bilk people while Trump stuck with the mob model of finance.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. Thankful for the brilliant work you do. Cheers!