I got a random, trendy magazine in the mail I didn’t subscribe to. Went to flip through it.

Magazine:

Marcus: Want a sunny side up egg?

Me: Sure.

Marcus: *gives me a half peach and yogurt* 😂

Me: We need to prepare for the baby. We don’t have the hospital bag packed or the bedside bassinet built.

Husband: There’s a lot more people less prepared than us.

Me: Really? At this point, it’s gonna be like in the Bible. There is no room in the inn.

H: He cool…

Me:

My husband likes to risk playing dirty tricks on his pregnant wife.

*This morning on the phone*

🤰: Where are you?

🧔🏾‍♂️: I’m a Circle K, getting coffee. Want some?

🤰: Yes please!

🧔🏾‍♂️: Well you should wake up, cause you’re dreaming!

🤰:

A year ago at my husband’s Christmas work party, we had just gotten engaged.

Someone giving us advice: Wait to have kids until you buy investment property.

Us, this year:🤰

Throwback pics to last year ⬇️

When I was a kid my mom would go crazy trying to keep the house clean, and now that l'm an adult I am ALSO going crazy trying to keep the house clean, and you know what? I'm starting to think cleaning up after me is not really all that enjoyable

Reminder-

You are allowed to not enjoy all seasons of a show.

You are allowed to not enjoy what they did to characters.

You are allowed to not enjoy entire storylines.

You can not enjoy things and still be part of a fandom.

Really wish more people got that.