Lancelot ⚔️
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33 ♋ 🎃 Silly, random, & definitely on my 9th cup of pumpkin coffee....
p.s. Expect many puppy pics 📷🐶🐾
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p.s. Expect many puppy pics 📷🐶🐾
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Something something, gay powers is restored ✨🏳️🌈
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Something something, gay powers is restored ✨🏳️🌈
So Speaker Mike Johnson claims the Epstein files can’t be released unredacted because they contain intelligence-agency material that falls under national security. Says the DOJ can't declassify stuff cuz it involves other agencies like the CIA or NSA.
The FUCK?!
The FUCK?!
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So Speaker Mike Johnson claims the Epstein files can’t be released unredacted because they contain intelligence-agency material that falls under national security. Says the DOJ can't declassify stuff cuz it involves other agencies like the CIA or NSA.
The FUCK?!
The FUCK?!
Mellow Yellow Monday 💛🍋
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Mellow Yellow Monday 💛🍋
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GHISLAINE MAXWELL HAD A HORSE NAMED BUBBA?!??
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GHISLAINE MAXWELL HAD A HORSE NAMED BUBBA?!??
Leading the way 🐶🐕
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Leading the way 🐶🐕
I just feel alone.
Playing the part.
Playing the part.
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I just feel alone.
Playing the part.
Playing the part.
Karoline Leavitt literally fucking said "Epstein was talking about a different Donald Trump."
Badshit wild...
Badshit wild...
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Karoline Leavitt literally fucking said "Epstein was talking about a different Donald Trump."
Badshit wild...
Badshit wild...
Homemade Butternut Squash Soup 🍲😋
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Homemade Butternut Squash Soup 🍲😋
My Sadie Lady 💕🐾🐕
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
My Sadie Lady 💕🐾🐕
It's only Wednesday?!? 😮💨
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's only Wednesday?!? 😮💨
The Blastoise trend needs to die cuz everyone is being annoying AF about it 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Blastoise trend needs to die cuz everyone is being annoying AF about it 🙄
That Twink ate my chicken tenders.
IYKYK
IYKYK
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
That Twink ate my chicken tenders.
IYKYK
IYKYK
Putting on a happy face isn't a solution, you're no one's rock. You don't have to ever bear all the pain and suffering.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Putting on a happy face isn't a solution, you're no one's rock. You don't have to ever bear all the pain and suffering.
Legitimate question, when ISN'T Mercury in retrograde?! Like stop baming your behaviors and emotions on a planet 😄
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Legitimate question, when ISN'T Mercury in retrograde?! Like stop baming your behaviors and emotions on a planet 😄
Have a good day y'all 🙂
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Have a good day y'all 🙂
Fml, election recount this weekend 😮💨
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Fml, election recount this weekend 😮💨
Make sure you go vote! ☑️🗳️
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Make sure you go vote! ☑️🗳️
Good night my fabulous Fruits™
🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🫐🍇🥥
🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🫐🍇🥥
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Good night my fabulous Fruits™
🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🫐🍇🥥
🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🫐🍇🥥
My first therapist just opted out of seeing me... 😓
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My first therapist just opted out of seeing me... 😓
Hope y'all had a lovely Sunday 😊
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hope y'all had a lovely Sunday 😊