Lancelot ⚔️
@coffeelamb.bsky.social
33 ♋ 🎃 Silly, random, & definitely on my 9th cup of pumpkin coffee....
p.s. Expect many puppy pics 📷🐶🐾
Instagram @lancelamb
p.s. Expect many puppy pics 📷🐶🐾
Instagram @lancelamb
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Happy Thurs-yay to all my Fruits™ 😇
🍓🍒🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🍏🥝🫐🍇🥥
🍓🍒🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🍏🥝🫐🍇🥥
February 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Happy Thurs-yay to all my Fruits™ 😇
🍓🍒🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🍏🥝🫐🍇🥥
🍓🍒🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🍏🥝🫐🍇🥥
Posted a public Snapchat story and saw that an ex friend from college viewed it...
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Posted a public Snapchat story and saw that an ex friend from college viewed it...
Orange you glad to see me? 🍊🤪
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Orange you glad to see me? 🍊🤪
Trimmed and shaved ✂️
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Trimmed and shaved ✂️
I'm offended that Bsky didn't think my last 🍑 pic wasn't an artistic nude 😤🙄
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I'm offended that Bsky didn't think my last 🍑 pic wasn't an artistic nude 😤🙄
Couldn't let Instagram peeps have all the fun... 🙃
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Couldn't let Instagram peeps have all the fun... 🙃
I don't think even I can make an Egg Salad Sandwich look attractive 😅 but so yummy!
February 2, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I don't think even I can make an Egg Salad Sandwich look attractive 😅 but so yummy!
I need to trim this eventually... 😅
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I need to trim this eventually... 😅
Before Bath vs After Bath 🐶🫧
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Before Bath vs After Bath 🐶🫧
Just throwing BS out there, as per usual...
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Just throwing BS out there, as per usual...
It's time for a change of state, things of the past need to be left alone and not with us..
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It's time for a change of state, things of the past need to be left alone and not with us..
Why the hell is it snowing, AGAIN!!!!
January 27, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Why the hell is it snowing, AGAIN!!!!
All the dumbasses driving around with a foot of fucking snow on top of their cars 🙄
January 27, 2026 at 5:31 PM
All the dumbasses driving around with a foot of fucking snow on top of their cars 🙄
This administration is a fucking joke...
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have a right to break the law." (Pretti was carrying a gun legally.)
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have a right to break the law." (Pretti was carrying a gun legally.)
January 27, 2026 at 2:40 AM
This administration is a fucking joke...
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have a right to break the law." (Pretti was carrying a gun legally.)
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have a right to break the law." (Pretti was carrying a gun legally.)
Today... was a long day 🫠
January 26, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Today... was a long day 🫠
Cheeto when asked about his health:
January 26, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Cheeto when asked about his health:
Homemade Beef Stew 🍲😋
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Homemade Beef Stew 🍲😋
OooOOOoooh she's been a bitch tonight, and by bitch I mean this snow!!!
January 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
OooOOOoooh she's been a bitch tonight, and by bitch I mean this snow!!!
And so it begins.... These are not the kind of inches I wanna see 😩
January 25, 2026 at 1:36 PM
And so it begins.... These are not the kind of inches I wanna see 😩
Truthful Tuesday?
Drop a truth about yourself people that don't know 😇
Drop a truth about yourself people that don't know 😇
January 20, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Truthful Tuesday?
Drop a truth about yourself people that don't know 😇
Drop a truth about yourself people that don't know 😇
How is there more ass on Instagram stories than Bsky feed?!
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 PM
How is there more ass on Instagram stories than Bsky feed?!
Finally, time to settle down and read my Gay™ smut books... the Game Changer series 😇
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Finally, time to settle down and read my Gay™ smut books... the Game Changer series 😇
Got 5 inches of snow.... Could have at least been 8 inches 😏
January 19, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Got 5 inches of snow.... Could have at least been 8 inches 😏