Lancelot ⚔️
@coffeelamb.bsky.social
33 ♋ 🎃 Silly, random, & definitely on my 9th cup of pumpkin coffee....
p.s. Expect many puppy pics 📷🐶🐾
Instagram @lancelamb
p.s. Expect many puppy pics 📷🐶🐾
Instagram @lancelamb
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And what's stopping you, you silly goose ? 🪿
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
And what's stopping you, you silly goose ? 🪿
I'm so happy to see my TL is exploding with love for the halftime show rn 🩷🥰
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I'm so happy to see my TL is exploding with love for the halftime show rn 🩷🥰
I KNEW THAT WAS RICKY!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I KNEW THAT WAS RICKY!!!!!
When's the NFL version of the Skip moment happening?
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
When's the NFL version of the Skip moment happening?
Cuteness overload!!!!! 😍😍😍
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cuteness overload!!!!! 😍😍😍
Replace the chain with this, then we can talk:
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Replace the chain with this, then we can talk:
The candle guy be like:
February 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The candle guy be like:
Who's ready for the Bad Bunny Conce-... I mean Super Bowl!? 🙃🏈🐇
February 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Who's ready for the Bad Bunny Conce-... I mean Super Bowl!? 🙃🏈🐇
The irony of an article titled "How to watch Bad Bunny's Superbowl Performance for free." and the article is behind a paywall...
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The irony of an article titled "How to watch Bad Bunny's Superbowl Performance for free." and the article is behind a paywall...
I'm so old I remember this:
February 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I'm so old I remember this:
Don't you want someone who tears it up in bed? ;)
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Don't you want someone who tears it up in bed? ;)
Honestly it's more who's the fork and whose the knife.
February 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Honestly it's more who's the fork and whose the knife.
This hair is too short on the top, but the rest checks out 🙃
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
This hair is too short on the top, but the rest checks out 🙃
Happy Thurs-yay to all my Fruits™ 😇
🍓🍒🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🍏🥝🫐🍇🥥
🍓🍒🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🍏🥝🫐🍇🥥
February 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Happy Thurs-yay to all my Fruits™ 😇
🍓🍒🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🍏🥝🫐🍇🥥
🍓🍒🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🍏🥝🫐🍇🥥
Posted a public Snapchat story and saw that an ex friend from college viewed it...
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Posted a public Snapchat story and saw that an ex friend from college viewed it...
The most iconiqué finger in herstery 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
February 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The most iconiqué finger in herstery 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Prayers the redactions hold and they don't appear in the files...
February 5, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Prayers the redactions hold and they don't appear in the files...
You know what's wild, I actually bought Pearl the drag queen's Flazéda perfume/cologne and wore it to dates and everywhere for years and people all loved it. But I can't remember where I put it now 😩
February 5, 2026 at 7:06 AM
You know what's wild, I actually bought Pearl the drag queen's Flazéda perfume/cologne and wore it to dates and everywhere for years and people all loved it. But I can't remember where I put it now 😩
I always thought that Armani Geo Aqua was a good cologne? It's been my go to when I wanna smell nice. Pricey, but for very special occasions Chanel Bleu.
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I always thought that Armani Geo Aqua was a good cologne? It's been my go to when I wanna smell nice. Pricey, but for very special occasions Chanel Bleu.