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Marco Salinas
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Short. Bald. Dig coffee, Scotch, Whisky. Not in shoes if I have my way. I do not care about my sign.
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May 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You don’t know my life!!!! 😭😭😭
May 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Pork Glaze Sheen! Perfectly described.
April 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Heh-heh! Love it.
April 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Absolutely that guy from Cake tho.
April 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Got my cigar and naked feet out and outside for this lovely amazing cool eve.
April 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
That Jim question was a pretty good addition. I recall reading that the extra goofed and said his own name instead of what he was supposed to say, and that’s the take Lynch liked best.
April 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Shoes or no, your feet should at least stay in your own damn space on the damn plane.
April 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It’s a movie about the wood mill that made the lumber planks that built the Carmichael house: a worker with career aspirations to be a pro clown died horribly in the mill, his blood spraying all over the boards that would go into the construction of said house.

There. Can I have my money now?
April 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Damn impressive!
April 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Heh-heh! Thanks, handsome!
April 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Marry me. 🎃
April 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Reposted by Marco Salinas
I've been trying to make April Ghouls Day a thing for years now. Basically another Halloween but this time in Spring.
April 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM