Ender
@coender.bsky.social
Idiot🐢
I take pictures of the sky and make smatass comments
I take pictures of the sky and make smatass comments
You think you're a loser? I was bullied by theater kids
October 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You think you're a loser? I was bullied by theater kids
Anyone can die doing what they love if they do it badly enough
September 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Anyone can die doing what they love if they do it badly enough
If it weren't for nerds candy the compulsion to eat aquarium gravel would one day overwhelm me
September 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If it weren't for nerds candy the compulsion to eat aquarium gravel would one day overwhelm me
I've got the attention span of a rat (very long if we're talking about cheese)
August 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I've got the attention span of a rat (very long if we're talking about cheese)
Turns out we will go gently into that good night.
July 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Turns out we will go gently into that good night.
When accurately describing things sounds like complaining, I think there's a problem
June 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
When accurately describing things sounds like complaining, I think there's a problem
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I need people to stop asking me questions as if I know things
I'm stupid, do not come to me for advice
I'm stupid, do not come to me for advice
May 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I need people to stop asking me questions as if I know things
I'm stupid, do not come to me for advice
I'm stupid, do not come to me for advice
Enemies to lovers? Overdone, boring. I want enemies to even worse enemies
May 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Enemies to lovers? Overdone, boring. I want enemies to even worse enemies
There comes a time in our lives when we have to ask ourselves: Is that a bad picture or am I just ugly?
April 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
There comes a time in our lives when we have to ask ourselves: Is that a bad picture or am I just ugly?
Too many comments in a row, enjoy the beautiful Rocky Mountains
April 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Too many comments in a row, enjoy the beautiful Rocky Mountains
My personal bubble is line of sight, if I can see you you're too close
April 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My personal bubble is line of sight, if I can see you you're too close
Critical among the tools of the avid debater are the rocks we throw at those who say dumb shit
April 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Critical among the tools of the avid debater are the rocks we throw at those who say dumb shit
Believe it or not Tesla is actually powered by a generator connected to the body of Nikola Tesla turning in his grave
March 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Believe it or not Tesla is actually powered by a generator connected to the body of Nikola Tesla turning in his grave
Is stupidity contagious?
March 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Is stupidity contagious?
The ideal amount of technical knowledge is just enough to cause problems you have no idea how to fix
January 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The ideal amount of technical knowledge is just enough to cause problems you have no idea how to fix
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
Hey baby, are you a certain je ne sais quoi? Because I love your... Uh... Umm...
December 15, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Hey baby, are you a certain je ne sais quoi? Because I love your... Uh... Umm...
It's that time of year
December 4, 2024 at 4:44 PM
It's that time of year
Welcome to your hotel! It's time to play everyone's favorite game: How the fuck do you turn on this lamp?
November 16, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Welcome to your hotel! It's time to play everyone's favorite game: How the fuck do you turn on this lamp?
Hey! If anyone out there happens to understand I have a quick question.
Why?
Thanks
Why?
Thanks
November 10, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Hey! If anyone out there happens to understand I have a quick question.
Why?
Thanks
Why?
Thanks
I hate to be dramatic but
Oh no
Oh no
November 6, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I hate to be dramatic but
Oh no
Oh no
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This is the most intense game of Splatoon I've ever seen
November 6, 2024 at 3:25 AM
This is the most intense game of Splatoon I've ever seen
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Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.
October 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.
My favorite office activity is saying something unhinged by mistake and then having to try and explain myself without everyone thinking I'm insane
October 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
My favorite office activity is saying something unhinged by mistake and then having to try and explain myself without everyone thinking I'm insane