been really into throwing lube in the cart when I order my groceries for delivery
June 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
been really into throwing lube in the cart when I order my groceries for delivery
this guy right here is my new fav ——>
May 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
this guy right here is my new fav ——>
*how will I know by whitney comes on**
me every time without fail: this is my favorite whitney song
me every time without fail: this is my favorite whitney song
May 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
*how will I know by whitney comes on**
me every time without fail: this is my favorite whitney song
me every time without fail: this is my favorite whitney song
boyfriend gave me the last card I needed to complete another pokemon pack 😚😚😚😚
May 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
boyfriend gave me the last card I needed to complete another pokemon pack 😚😚😚😚
he’s liking my thirst traps!
April 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
he’s liking my thirst traps!
i must be out of my damn mind because why am I — someone who is broke from having a gap in work and just started working again — looking at lifting classes for $275 A MONTH
April 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i must be out of my damn mind because why am I — someone who is broke from having a gap in work and just started working again — looking at lifting classes for $275 A MONTH
im so close to finishing the genetic apex pack 🫦
April 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
im so close to finishing the genetic apex pack 🫦
I love letting my friends open my pocket tcg packs 🙂↕️
April 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I love letting my friends open my pocket tcg packs 🙂↕️
the face of a Joanne apologist
April 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the face of a Joanne apologist
this guy sent me his full breakdown of his notes on the recent nintendo direct 🥵😮💨
April 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
this guy sent me his full breakdown of his notes on the recent nintendo direct 🥵😮💨
the way hinge has been letting me know they’re gonna take me out of rotation due to inactivity but then immediately is sending me match after match to get me to stay. sorry girlies I have been on 4 dates with a man and that’s my focus rn!!!
March 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
the way hinge has been letting me know they’re gonna take me out of rotation due to inactivity but then immediately is sending me match after match to get me to stay. sorry girlies I have been on 4 dates with a man and that’s my focus rn!!!
when I remember to use brown noise while working
a cat with the letters a and b on it 's face
ALT: a cat with the letters a and b on it 's face
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March 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
when I remember to use brown noise while working
fully teary eyed watching ari and cynthia 😭
March 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
fully teary eyed watching ari and cynthia 😭
Oh she wants me dead
December 28, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Oh she wants me dead
there was enough wine last night for sure
December 26, 2024 at 9:38 PM
there was enough wine last night for sure
first my sister tells my year old nephew (her son) to “go be an 18 month old somewhere else” and then my aunt whispers under her breathe “shut up you fucking bitch” about her daughter 😭💀 merry christmas
December 26, 2024 at 2:02 AM
first my sister tells my year old nephew (her son) to “go be an 18 month old somewhere else” and then my aunt whispers under her breathe “shut up you fucking bitch” about her daughter 😭💀 merry christmas
I will NEVER subscribe to the people who love posting memes about canceling plans/love being anti social/etc….however I just canceled on a work christmas dinner and it felt so good to choose me
December 18, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I will NEVER subscribe to the people who love posting memes about canceling plans/love being anti social/etc….however I just canceled on a work christmas dinner and it felt so good to choose me
Reposted by Cody Palm
where are the jokes I want funny shitposts
December 18, 2024 at 1:40 AM
where are the jokes I want funny shitposts
two days into marvel rivals and this bitch right here needs to be CHOPPED
December 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
two days into marvel rivals and this bitch right here needs to be CHOPPED
sabrina carpenter’s laugh makes me feel like anything is possible
December 14, 2024 at 8:50 PM
sabrina carpenter’s laugh makes me feel like anything is possible
finished my overwatch battlepass with hours left to go
December 9, 2024 at 9:52 PM
finished my overwatch battlepass with hours left to go