And it’s struggling to pick up CBS30. Meh. Probably don’t have it in the best spot in the house

I guess I didn’t pick up a strong enough one. I’m not getting as many as I thought I would.

Eh, I’m in St. Joe. I don’t think the ABC tower here broadcasts 1080.

The home of sliced bread?!

Don’t put that evil into the world

He can’t move. Raiders can’t pass block. Good thing the Broncos can’t pass rush… oh.

Never considered myself a masochist, but I guess we discover new things about ourselves all the time.

And it tasted fantastic

I opened the box and it almost looked like a pizza they would use for commercials. Crust was perfect. The cheese was thick and the toppings uniformly spaced. I was amazed

I’m hitting nothing but bombs off Skubal every at bat! Dinger after dinger! He’s a chump!

(Pay no attention to my one career homer in high school)

I’ll have you know that I was a .370 hitter my senior year in high school so I know what I’m talking about. These guys who can’t hit over .300 in the pros are all BUMS!

/sarcasm

When I’ve decided on pizza rolls, it’s usually a last ditch idea. I’m hungry and I want them ASAP. Am I supposed to preheat my oven for 20 minutes like a chump? I don’t think so!