This cold is making me wear way too much clothing inside my own household. And on the weekend, no less!
January 24, 2026 at 1:33 AM
This cold is making me wear way too much clothing inside my own household. And on the weekend, no less!
My lunchmate for today.
January 23, 2026 at 7:21 PM
My lunchmate for today.
Not sure if it’s the age of my undershirts, how fat I am, the weather, or a combination of everything, but I had a nipple rip through a white t-shirt this morning. Happy Friday.
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Not sure if it’s the age of my undershirts, how fat I am, the weather, or a combination of everything, but I had a nipple rip through a white t-shirt this morning. Happy Friday.
My faucets aren’t the only thing dripping tonight.
I just spilled my water on my bed.
I just spilled my water on my bed.
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 AM
My faucets aren’t the only thing dripping tonight.
I just spilled my water on my bed.
I just spilled my water on my bed.
South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut With Big Naturals
“And if you spend $15 a day on food, you can then spend $5 a day on RFK Jr.’s supplements he endorses to give you all the vitamins and protein you need!”
Brooke Rollins is still at it!
"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
“And if you spend $15 a day on food, you can then spend $5 a day on RFK Jr.’s supplements he endorses to give you all the vitamins and protein you need!”
What rule is Buffalo going to get changed this year?
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
What rule is Buffalo going to get changed this year?
Bills fan, welcome to the “Fuck Carl Cheffers” club. We’ve got punch and cookies.
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Bills fan, welcome to the “Fuck Carl Cheffers” club. We’ve got punch and cookies.
With the Chiefs stinking this year, I’m really hoping we get fewer Tony Romo games.
However, based on Tony Romo’s recent performances, I’m starting to think he’ll be shipped down to the #5 broadcast teams so he can keep calling Mahomes games.
However, based on Tony Romo’s recent performances, I’m starting to think he’ll be shipped down to the #5 broadcast teams so he can keep calling Mahomes games.
January 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
With the Chiefs stinking this year, I’m really hoping we get fewer Tony Romo games.
However, based on Tony Romo’s recent performances, I’m starting to think he’ll be shipped down to the #5 broadcast teams so he can keep calling Mahomes games.
However, based on Tony Romo’s recent performances, I’m starting to think he’ll be shipped down to the #5 broadcast teams so he can keep calling Mahomes games.
Buffalo owes us residuals for a Mecole Hardman corn dog touchdown.
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Buffalo owes us residuals for a Mecole Hardman corn dog touchdown.
Friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend? If this was an ESPN football broadcast, “Take Me Home” by Phil Collins would be blaring over the loudspeakers.
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend? If this was an ESPN football broadcast, “Take Me Home” by Phil Collins would be blaring over the loudspeakers.
Just learned today that Blue from Blue’s Clues is a female dog. This has shattered my perception of reality.
January 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Just learned today that Blue from Blue’s Clues is a female dog. This has shattered my perception of reality.
I heard they had to put cat litter in the bathrooms at Mar-a-Lardo for the furries. Trust me. Saw it on the internet. Pass it on.
Eyes Wide Shut meets Paw Patrol at police dog fundraiser.
Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Hosts Deranged ‘Furry’ Marie Antoinette Party
A swanky event at Donald Trump’s winter White House featuring dog mask-wearing dancers in aristocratic outfits is drawing criticism for being “creepy,” “weird,” and hosting “MAGA furries.” Last weeken...
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January 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I heard they had to put cat litter in the bathrooms at Mar-a-Lardo for the furries. Trust me. Saw it on the internet. Pass it on.
Made some white people tacos tonight, and I gotta say, they hit the spot.
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Made some white people tacos tonight, and I gotta say, they hit the spot.
I am a 36 year old adult. I have been doing my laundry for over half of my life at this point. Decided to try something new for the first time: fabric softener. I have no idea what it does or if I even put the right amount in.
Here goes nothing.
Here goes nothing.
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I am a 36 year old adult. I have been doing my laundry for over half of my life at this point. Decided to try something new for the first time: fabric softener. I have no idea what it does or if I even put the right amount in.
Here goes nothing.
Here goes nothing.
“PHILLY, I DONT HEAR YOU NOW!”
Eat shit, Sirianni.
Eat shit, Sirianni.
January 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
“PHILLY, I DONT HEAR YOU NOW!”
Eat shit, Sirianni.
Eat shit, Sirianni.