And now some “Judith” by Perfect Circle? Fox is cooking this football broadcast.
January 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM
And now some “Judith” by Perfect Circle? Fox is cooking this football broadcast.
We got “Safety Dance” going to commercial. Hell yeah.
“If your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine”
“If your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine”
January 26, 2026 at 1:48 AM
We got “Safety Dance” going to commercial. Hell yeah.
“If your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine”
“If your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine”
“I don’t know how you keep it up for several hours” - Kevin Burkhardt
January 26, 2026 at 1:42 AM
“I don’t know how you keep it up for several hours” - Kevin Burkhardt
Watching JSN continuously be wide open, I now know how other fans must’ve felt like when Kelce was always open.
January 26, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Watching JSN continuously be wide open, I now know how other fans must’ve felt like when Kelce was always open.
I want a snow day. Can we pretend that we got enough snow to stay home?
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I want a snow day. Can we pretend that we got enough snow to stay home?
Them: “you’ll get more conservative as you get older!” WRONG
Actually: “you’ll get excited about watching birds at the bird feeder as you get older.”
Actually: “you’ll get excited about watching birds at the bird feeder as you get older.”
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Them: “you’ll get more conservative as you get older!” WRONG
Actually: “you’ll get excited about watching birds at the bird feeder as you get older.”
Actually: “you’ll get excited about watching birds at the bird feeder as you get older.”
Why are they showing any commercials other than The Odyssey trailer over and over?
January 26, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Why are they showing any commercials other than The Odyssey trailer over and over?
This cold is making me wear way too much clothing inside my own household. And on the weekend, no less!
January 24, 2026 at 1:33 AM
This cold is making me wear way too much clothing inside my own household. And on the weekend, no less!
My lunchmate for today.
January 23, 2026 at 7:21 PM
My lunchmate for today.
Not sure if it’s the age of my undershirts, how fat I am, the weather, or a combination of everything, but I had a nipple rip through a white t-shirt this morning. Happy Friday.
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Not sure if it’s the age of my undershirts, how fat I am, the weather, or a combination of everything, but I had a nipple rip through a white t-shirt this morning. Happy Friday.
My faucets aren’t the only thing dripping tonight.
I just spilled my water on my bed.
I just spilled my water on my bed.
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 AM
My faucets aren’t the only thing dripping tonight.
I just spilled my water on my bed.
I just spilled my water on my bed.
South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut With Big Naturals
“And if you spend $15 a day on food, you can then spend $5 a day on RFK Jr.’s supplements he endorses to give you all the vitamins and protein you need!”
Brooke Rollins is still at it!
"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
“And if you spend $15 a day on food, you can then spend $5 a day on RFK Jr.’s supplements he endorses to give you all the vitamins and protein you need!”
What rule is Buffalo going to get changed this year?
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
What rule is Buffalo going to get changed this year?
Bills fan, welcome to the “Fuck Carl Cheffers” club. We’ve got punch and cookies.
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Bills fan, welcome to the “Fuck Carl Cheffers” club. We’ve got punch and cookies.
With the Chiefs stinking this year, I’m really hoping we get fewer Tony Romo games.
However, based on Tony Romo’s recent performances, I’m starting to think he’ll be shipped down to the #5 broadcast teams so he can keep calling Mahomes games.
However, based on Tony Romo’s recent performances, I’m starting to think he’ll be shipped down to the #5 broadcast teams so he can keep calling Mahomes games.
January 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
With the Chiefs stinking this year, I’m really hoping we get fewer Tony Romo games.
However, based on Tony Romo’s recent performances, I’m starting to think he’ll be shipped down to the #5 broadcast teams so he can keep calling Mahomes games.
However, based on Tony Romo’s recent performances, I’m starting to think he’ll be shipped down to the #5 broadcast teams so he can keep calling Mahomes games.
Buffalo owes us residuals for a Mecole Hardman corn dog touchdown.
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Buffalo owes us residuals for a Mecole Hardman corn dog touchdown.
Friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend? If this was an ESPN football broadcast, “Take Me Home” by Phil Collins would be blaring over the loudspeakers.
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend? If this was an ESPN football broadcast, “Take Me Home” by Phil Collins would be blaring over the loudspeakers.