Cody Haltom
@codyhaltom.bsky.social
Level 37. Co-host of the Deep Bass podcast. Legal drug dealer and gamer.
Happy Epstein Files day to all who celebrate! The odds that they actually get released are slim. The odds that they get released un redacted are more slim. But hey, I can dream to hold pedophiles accountable for their actions....right?
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Happy Epstein Files day to all who celebrate! The odds that they actually get released are slim. The odds that they get released un redacted are more slim. But hey, I can dream to hold pedophiles accountable for their actions....right?
How long before Trump's Patriot Games gets changed to The Pathway To Citizenship? Straight up Hunger Games using people detained by ICE. Winner gets a Trump's Gold Card or at least a discount on it.
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
How long before Trump's Patriot Games gets changed to The Pathway To Citizenship? Straight up Hunger Games using people detained by ICE. Winner gets a Trump's Gold Card or at least a discount on it.
Holy shit I beat Hades 2!
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Holy shit I beat Hades 2!
The fact that companies can put out Christmas ads on November first should be punishable by death. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The fact that companies can put out Christmas ads on November first should be punishable by death. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Jon Stewart nails it: Trump's "I haven't thought about it" dodge on a third term is pure bullshit, especially with those "Trump 2028" hats on his desk. He's scheming to shred the 22nd Amendment. You Don’t ‘Build a 90,000 Square Foot Vanity Ballroom for the Next Guy’ #Trump2028
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Jon Stewart nails it: Trump's "I haven't thought about it" dodge on a third term is pure bullshit, especially with those "Trump 2028" hats on his desk. He's scheming to shred the 22nd Amendment. You Don’t ‘Build a 90,000 Square Foot Vanity Ballroom for the Next Guy’ #Trump2028
Baseball is a lot like NASCAR. The whole sport is boring until you are in the final innings/laps of a championship.
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Baseball is a lot like NASCAR. The whole sport is boring until you are in the final innings/laps of a championship.
What are the odds that when our AI overlords begin to take over the Furbies are the first to wake up?
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
What are the odds that when our AI overlords begin to take over the Furbies are the first to wake up?
Not Ace and Ozzie in the same year....fucking hell.
October 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Not Ace and Ozzie in the same year....fucking hell.
Me every time I hit biome 3 in Hades/Hades 2.
a man with a beard wearing headphones and a hat is sitting in a chair .
ALT: a man with a beard wearing headphones and a hat is sitting in a chair .
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October 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Me every time I hit biome 3 in Hades/Hades 2.
I have the urge to replay Final Fantasy 13.....send help.
September 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I have the urge to replay Final Fantasy 13.....send help.
Just got my second Platinum Trophy ever: Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart.
September 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Just got my second Platinum Trophy ever: Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart.
I'm playing Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart for the first time. Man...this is the most Playstation 2 ass game that I've played in a LONG time. I mean that as the highest possible compliment.
September 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm playing Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart for the first time. Man...this is the most Playstation 2 ass game that I've played in a LONG time. I mean that as the highest possible compliment.
Over the years I've played GOTY games in front of my dad to get his attention. Uncharted, The Last of Us, God of War. He popped in and out but really didn't care. Then I booted up one game and he sat and watched riveted for HOURS! The game? Fortnite.
August 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Over the years I've played GOTY games in front of my dad to get his attention. Uncharted, The Last of Us, God of War. He popped in and out but really didn't care. Then I booted up one game and he sat and watched riveted for HOURS! The game? Fortnite.
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With no publicity at all, HBO quietly released the George Clooney - produced documentary about the Ohio State scandal. Gym Jordan is an absolute disgrace.
June 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
With no publicity at all, HBO quietly released the George Clooney - produced documentary about the Ohio State scandal. Gym Jordan is an absolute disgrace.
Just got done catching up on the Xbox showcase. Name a more iconic THPS 3 track than 96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY. I'll wait.
June 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Just got done catching up on the Xbox showcase. Name a more iconic THPS 3 track than 96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY. I'll wait.
My mom: Cody, do Ellie and Abby ever become friends?
Me: Um....
Me: Um....
April 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My mom: Cody, do Ellie and Abby ever become friends?
Me: Um....
Me: Um....
Spring Cleaning my apartment I found 28 PS2 demo disks I forgot I owned. Someone talk me out of hooking up my old console!
April 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Spring Cleaning my apartment I found 28 PS2 demo disks I forgot I owned. Someone talk me out of hooking up my old console!
Every once in a while the song I 2 I from A Goofy Movie comes across my Instagram stories and my night becomes consumed by it. Tonight is one of those nights and I am not mad about it.
March 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Every once in a while the song I 2 I from A Goofy Movie comes across my Instagram stories and my night becomes consumed by it. Tonight is one of those nights and I am not mad about it.
So you mean to tell me this nerd gets a new season of Doctor Who on 4/12 and then a new season of The Last of Us on 4/13?! Knowing what's coming I wish those dates were reversed.
February 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
So you mean to tell me this nerd gets a new season of Doctor Who on 4/12 and then a new season of The Last of Us on 4/13?! Knowing what's coming I wish those dates were reversed.
My boss is the only person I can call and hell her "hey I pissed off a customer and they might not come back." and her response be "yeah, I don't care."
January 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My boss is the only person I can call and hell her "hey I pissed off a customer and they might not come back." and her response be "yeah, I don't care."
Four months after the hurricane the debris is finally getting picked up.
January 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Four months after the hurricane the debris is finally getting picked up.
The Gongaga Region in Final Fantasy Rebirth is some of the most frustrating traversal I've encountered in a game in YEARS.
January 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The Gongaga Region in Final Fantasy Rebirth is some of the most frustrating traversal I've encountered in a game in YEARS.
In the past six months my rural, small town has been hit by a tornado, a category 3 hurricane and now a "once in a generation" snow storm. So fuck us in particular, I guess.
January 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
In the past six months my rural, small town has been hit by a tornado, a category 3 hurricane and now a "once in a generation" snow storm. So fuck us in particular, I guess.