Cody Morrison
@codyamorrison.bsky.social
Dad, husband, and sometimes comedian (debatable on the last point).
Photo of the alleged perpetrator.
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Photo of the alleged perpetrator.
When your kid is obsessed with The Nightmare Before Christmas of course you have to carve the appropriate pumpkins. #halloween #pumpkin #jackolantern #nightmarebeforechristmas
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When your kid is obsessed with The Nightmare Before Christmas of course you have to carve the appropriate pumpkins. #halloween #pumpkin #jackolantern #nightmarebeforechristmas
Carving traditional turnip jack-o'-lanterns this year because they are 100% more terrifying than pumpkins.
October 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Carving traditional turnip jack-o'-lanterns this year because they are 100% more terrifying than pumpkins.
I was so close to calling this.
May 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I was so close to calling this.
Yay I was right 🙁
May 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Yay I was right 🙁
Well that in fact just made it more depressing.
May 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Well that in fact just made it more depressing.
Guess it's time for the Internet to start hating Nickelback again.
April 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Guess it's time for the Internet to start hating Nickelback again.
I used to live in Marietta, GA and my favorite thing about living down there was that everyone agreed that the best way to give directions was by using the Big Chicken as the main landmark.
April 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I used to live in Marietta, GA and my favorite thing about living down there was that everyone agreed that the best way to give directions was by using the Big Chicken as the main landmark.
Maybe have a mother wearing a robe because they are comfortable. Maybe add a type of cowl or hood to represent a matronly disposition. Probably make the robe red and the hood white because those colors look good together and MAGA colors. Here's a mock up.
April 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Maybe have a mother wearing a robe because they are comfortable. Maybe add a type of cowl or hood to represent a matronly disposition. Probably make the robe red and the hood white because those colors look good together and MAGA colors. Here's a mock up.
Did I expect to get a car air freshener from a chicken wing place? No I did not. Was I excited to get one? Absolutely. Was I disappointed that it didn't smell like chicken wings? You have no idea.
April 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Did I expect to get a car air freshener from a chicken wing place? No I did not. Was I excited to get one? Absolutely. Was I disappointed that it didn't smell like chicken wings? You have no idea.
Hard to believe that November was only 5 months ago.
April 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hard to believe that November was only 5 months ago.
Just what I needed, some imaginary dystopia to go with my real dystopia.
April 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Just what I needed, some imaginary dystopia to go with my real dystopia.
My wife said that my new hat makes it look like I'm trying to look younger than I am. I don't know what she's talking about. Picture for reference.
April 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My wife said that my new hat makes it look like I'm trying to look younger than I am. I don't know what she's talking about. Picture for reference.
Fill 'er up please.
April 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Fill 'er up please.
In times like these, keep those who work in imports and exports in your thoughts.
April 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
In times like these, keep those who work in imports and exports in your thoughts.
Very legal and very cool.
April 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Very legal and very cool.
When a niche joke doesn't land the way I think it should have.
April 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
When a niche joke doesn't land the way I think it should have.
In times like these I've decided to put my money into B&Bs, barrels and bindles.
April 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
In times like these I've decided to put my money into B&Bs, barrels and bindles.
