Coconut Ryan
@coconutjohn.bsky.social
Sundays with the '68 GTX are better than therapy.
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Sundays with the '68 GTX are better than therapy.
I'm sleepy. Sadly, there is nothing that can be done about this. The science just isn't there.
September 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I'm sleepy. Sadly, there is nothing that can be done about this. The science just isn't there.
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cool, now declassify the Malcolm X files you punk coward bitches
March 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
cool, now declassify the Malcolm X files you punk coward bitches
Rachel said my baklava eating technique looked like "Saturn Devouring His Son" and I'm not sure how I feel about that but I am definitely good at eating baklava okay
March 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Rachel said my baklava eating technique looked like "Saturn Devouring His Son" and I'm not sure how I feel about that but I am definitely good at eating baklava okay
Southwest ending free checked bags.... Smh. This used to be a country. #EndofAnEra
March 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Southwest ending free checked bags.... Smh. This used to be a country. #EndofAnEra
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Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
February 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
Every day my disgust with this fascist regime bankrupting America in every sense of the word grows.
February 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Every day my disgust with this fascist regime bankrupting America in every sense of the word grows.
Ukraine is doing a better job of being what America pretends it once was, an underdog fighting an oppressive occupation, then America ever did.
February 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Ukraine is doing a better job of being what America pretends it once was, an underdog fighting an oppressive occupation, then America ever did.
They say Jesus will find you wherever you go,
But when He'll come looking for you, they don't know.
In the meantime, keep your profile low!
Gorilla, you're a Desperado!
But when He'll come looking for you, they don't know.
In the meantime, keep your profile low!
Gorilla, you're a Desperado!
February 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
They say Jesus will find you wherever you go,
But when He'll come looking for you, they don't know.
In the meantime, keep your profile low!
Gorilla, you're a Desperado!
But when He'll come looking for you, they don't know.
In the meantime, keep your profile low!
Gorilla, you're a Desperado!
There be no truer lyrics than The Future by The Limousines:
I wanna laugh as many times
As I can before I die
I wanna laugh, I wanna smile
I don't need much; I'm a simple child
I wanna laugh as many times
As I can before I die
I wanna love, I wanna smile
Just wanna fuck every once in a while
I wanna laugh as many times
As I can before I die
I wanna laugh, I wanna smile
I don't need much; I'm a simple child
I wanna laugh as many times
As I can before I die
I wanna love, I wanna smile
Just wanna fuck every once in a while
February 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
There be no truer lyrics than The Future by The Limousines:
I wanna laugh as many times
As I can before I die
I wanna laugh, I wanna smile
I don't need much; I'm a simple child
I wanna laugh as many times
As I can before I die
I wanna love, I wanna smile
Just wanna fuck every once in a while
I wanna laugh as many times
As I can before I die
I wanna laugh, I wanna smile
I don't need much; I'm a simple child
I wanna laugh as many times
As I can before I die
I wanna love, I wanna smile
Just wanna fuck every once in a while
Flaskaboozendancingshoes is probably my favorite song title
February 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Flaskaboozendancingshoes is probably my favorite song title
On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the Wolf with the red roses?
Yes.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
Yes.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
February 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the Wolf with the red roses?
Yes.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
Yes.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
Second hot take: There are not many better songs than Biscuits by Kacey Musgraves
February 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Second hot take: There are not many better songs than Biscuits by Kacey Musgraves
Hot take: Thunder Road was one of the original Scene songs
February 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Hot take: Thunder Road was one of the original Scene songs
Goddamn but Warren Zevon is the goat and I'll lose a fistfight to anyone that disagrees
February 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Goddamn but Warren Zevon is the goat and I'll lose a fistfight to anyone that disagrees
The cattle all have brucellosis
We'll get through somehow
Sweet Home Alabama,
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast!
Play it all night long
We'll get through somehow
Sweet Home Alabama,
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast!
Play it all night long
February 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
The cattle all have brucellosis
We'll get through somehow
Sweet Home Alabama,
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast!
Play it all night long
We'll get through somehow
Sweet Home Alabama,
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast!
Play it all night long
Goddamn but them California boys sure sound like a buncha boys out the bayou #CCR #FortunateSon
February 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Goddamn but them California boys sure sound like a buncha boys out the bayou #CCR #FortunateSon
If money is such a problem,
Well, They got mansions.
Think we should rob em
Well, They got mansions.
Think we should rob em
February 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
If money is such a problem,
Well, They got mansions.
Think we should rob em
Well, They got mansions.
Think we should rob em
Coming to terms with the fact that I was...like, almost a scene kid back in in highschool but was just a little too rural lol
February 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Coming to terms with the fact that I was...like, almost a scene kid back in in highschool but was just a little too rural lol
Don't pull the thang out
Unless you plan to bang
Unless you plan to bang
February 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Don't pull the thang out
Unless you plan to bang
Unless you plan to bang
You gotta do what you can
And let Mother Nature do the rest
And let Mother Nature do the rest
February 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
You gotta do what you can
And let Mother Nature do the rest
And let Mother Nature do the rest
This me, yeah baby, and the rest...
February 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
This me, yeah baby, and the rest...
The most relatable song @eve6.bsky.social ever released was Open Road Song because I've never owned a car that didn't shake tbh well before 80mph
February 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The most relatable song @eve6.bsky.social ever released was Open Road Song because I've never owned a car that didn't shake tbh well before 80mph