Cocaine Orgies
@cocaineorgies.bsky.social
late 30s/M, west coast, clueless bi 🏳️🌈
Alanis Morisette
July 27, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Alanis Morisette
I'm not a foot guy but you're making a persuasive case
July 26, 2023 at 2:04 PM
I'm not a foot guy but you're making a persuasive case
he made a contract and did not fulfill his end of the bargain
July 26, 2023 at 2:02 PM
he made a contract and did not fulfill his end of the bargain
hahaha
in this instance, I'm the dead, and my family is commenting on me
in this instance, I'm the dead, and my family is commenting on me
July 26, 2023 at 2:00 PM
hahaha
in this instance, I'm the dead, and my family is commenting on me
in this instance, I'm the dead, and my family is commenting on me
"your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to vacuum your apartment living room in the next 14 hours."
😵💫
😵💫
July 26, 2023 at 2:00 PM
"your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to vacuum your apartment living room in the next 14 hours."
😵💫
😵💫
okay, but what if getting dunked on is my thing
July 26, 2023 at 1:57 PM
okay, but what if getting dunked on is my thing
"he couldn't even pull in a good potato salad crowd."
July 26, 2023 at 1:55 PM
"he couldn't even pull in a good potato salad crowd."
okay, but what's the answer
July 26, 2023 at 1:51 PM
okay, but what's the answer
almost spit my coffee out, dammit
July 26, 2023 at 1:50 PM
almost spit my coffee out, dammit
All You Can Eat Buffet Lunch Special
July 26, 2023 at 1:49 PM
All You Can Eat Buffet Lunch Special
sounds like a rough one. good luck and I hope you don't throw too many staplers at dinguses suggesting asinine changes
July 26, 2023 at 1:44 PM
sounds like a rough one. good luck and I hope you don't throw too many staplers at dinguses suggesting asinine changes
Big Lollipop doesn't want you to know they're actually a fetish outfit
July 26, 2023 at 1:28 PM
Big Lollipop doesn't want you to know they're actually a fetish outfit
the giantess goth vampire mommy was a glorious moment in time, and you look amazing 🤩
July 26, 2023 at 1:24 PM
the giantess goth vampire mommy was a glorious moment in time, and you look amazing 🤩
I'll save you a spot in the masochism line!
July 26, 2023 at 1:21 PM
I'll save you a spot in the masochism line!
you can do that?!
July 26, 2023 at 1:16 PM
you can do that?!
if I ever get married, I'm incorporating that into my vows
July 26, 2023 at 1:04 PM
if I ever get married, I'm incorporating that into my vows
ha ha ha wouldn't it be funny if you choked me. that'd be weird right. you should do it as a goof. no, like really try. harder. harder.
harder.
harder.
July 26, 2023 at 1:03 PM
ha ha ha wouldn't it be funny if you choked me. that'd be weird right. you should do it as a goof. no, like really try. harder. harder.
harder.
harder.