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Cocaine Orgies
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late 30s/M, west coast, clueless bi 🏳️‍🌈
this just makes me want to see an Evil Dead movie set with Adam and Eve in the Garden.

Excerpts of the Necronomicon are carved into the Tree. Angels have to come down to protect them, but are taken over by Deadites.
July 27, 2023 at 2:16 PM
it's raining. MC is bleeding, pointing a gun at the man who murdered his waifu pillow.

"the value of pi is 3.1fuck you"

and he pulls the trigger
harpy.party harpy @harpy.party · Jul 26
sweet catch phrase for an action movie guy who is like a mathematician out for revenge or something
July 26, 2023 at 1:41 PM
if -- and this is a BIG if -- but IF we were to establish that the dommy mommy voting bloc held sufficient power, I would entertain running on a pro-dommy mommy platform
July 26, 2023 at 1:31 PM
on the last day, fire erupts and Mephistopheles emerges from the earth, laughing, I ask if he has orgies in hell.

"yes, child."

"great, when do we leave."

"salacious, sadistic orgies of pain, humiliation and fire, unto days eternal."

"I already said yes, you don't need to sell it to me."
July 26, 2023 at 1:15 PM
so they says to me, "Coca" -- they call me Coca -- they says to me, "Coca, why don't you find a new bit?" so I says to them, "they say write what you know, and I know cocaine and simping."
July 26, 2023 at 12:49 PM
cocaine summer is year round. don't ask for permission
July 26, 2023 at 12:45 PM
pick me! I'm very good at cleaning up messes of both the powdered and bodily fluid variety
July 26, 2023 at 12:33 PM
what corporate slave is sending emails at 5:30am
July 26, 2023 at 12:28 PM
what's Bluesky etiquette on liking conversations you're not a part of? is that creepy? or is it just a like?
July 26, 2023 at 12:16 PM
god rested on the 7th day because it was sundress season and he was out 'mirin
July 26, 2023 at 12:14 PM
FUCK YES, my first stovey like of the day
July 26, 2023 at 12:12 PM
get you a girl who can do both
July 26, 2023 at 10:40 AM
gm all it might be too early even for cocaine
July 26, 2023 at 10:35 AM
so much furry porn is cluttering up all of the good porn
July 26, 2023 at 10:32 AM
a diet, but it consists solely of edibles or molly
July 25, 2023 at 8:17 AM
I want people on this app to use me
do people actually use this app
July 25, 2023 at 8:15 AM
I need some elder god Cthulhu shit but for sex gods instead
July 25, 2023 at 8:12 AM
was really impressed by the cocaine/ketamine combo name coquette
July 25, 2023 at 8:02 AM
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN meme
July 25, 2023 at 8:00 AM
time to make the donuts
July 25, 2023 at 7:57 AM
CAN YOU
Can I tweet about cocaine here
July 25, 2023 at 7:56 AM
Reposted by Cocaine Orgies
Don't tell me to stop doing cocaine!
July 25, 2023 at 2:05 AM