Cobra Commander
@cobrahq.bsky.social
I am the supreme leader of Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization bent on world domination since 1982. Currently working at DOGE.
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#cobra #gijoe
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#cobra #gijoe
…is she though??…. COBRA!
October 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
…is she though??…. COBRA!
Enjoyable ride except for the insults aimed at snakes!!
October 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Enjoyable ride except for the insults aimed at snakes!!
What you don’t see are my spine lenses in the squirrel’s eyes! You won’t get off this easily next time!
April 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What you don’t see are my spine lenses in the squirrel’s eyes! You won’t get off this easily next time!
Joes can’t even handle zippers.
April 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Joes can’t even handle zippers.
With my new Tariffs in place used cars prices are about to rocket to the moon! COBRA!!
April 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
With my new Tariffs in place used cars prices are about to rocket to the moon! COBRA!!
There goes Serpentor on his little toy. What a loser am I right?!
April 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
There goes Serpentor on his little toy. What a loser am I right?!
Also anyone bad mouthing ME!!!
April 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Also anyone bad mouthing ME!!!
Such a great day for COBRA! These fools are so easily manipulated, didn’t even have to use the brainwave scanners, those little red hats are so effective on their own!
April 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Such a great day for COBRA! These fools are so easily manipulated, didn’t even have to use the brainwave scanners, those little red hats are so effective on their own!