Cobra Commander
@cobrahq.bsky.social
I am the supreme leader of COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organization bent on world domination since 1982.
he/him/leader
#cobra #gijoe
he/him/leader
#cobra #gijoe
…are we there yet??!…
Day 1…… .1! Team COBRA is well on its way to victory!
February 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
…are we there yet??!…
Driving cross country to let everyone know that I am NOT in the Epstein file… unlike that OTHER failed businessman bent on world domination by weaponizing other failed men to destroy democracy. There are certain things even I wouldn’t do!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER — CC
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER — CC
The one and only Team COBRA. Led by our fearless leader: Cobra Commander!
We will have a major update on the Commander’s progress tomorrow!
#cannonballtoyrun #gijoe #arah #vans #vanlife
We will have a major update on the Commander’s progress tomorrow!
#cannonballtoyrun #gijoe #arah #vans #vanlife
February 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Driving cross country to let everyone know that I am NOT in the Epstein file… unlike that OTHER failed businessman bent on world domination by weaponizing other failed men to destroy democracy. There are certain things even I wouldn’t do!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER — CC
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER — CC
The Cannon Ball Toy Run cup will be MINE!!
The Commander has decided to participate in this year’s Cannonball Toy Run… guess who got volunteered to drive his majesty cross country…. But at least he requisitioned us a sweet ride! Hail COBRA!
#cannonballtoyrun #gijoe #arah #vans #vanlife
#cannonballtoyrun #gijoe #arah #vans #vanlife
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
The Cannon Ball Toy Run cup will be MINE!!
What!! I love Minneapolis! I will not be sending my Internal Cobra Enforcement team there, you got your ICE mixed up! We don’t shoot innocent people in the head, we convert them! and I most definitely do not mess with kids!
minneapolis would fuck these fascists up. Cobra Trooper v1.5 1983 9/10
January 28, 2026 at 10:20 PM
What!! I love Minneapolis! I will not be sending my Internal Cobra Enforcement team there, you got your ICE mixed up! We don’t shoot innocent people in the head, we convert them! and I most definitely do not mess with kids!
EWWW… gross… intolerable, like watching your cousins kiss!!
Destro and the Baroness know how to keep the fire going even after 40 years together! 😅
#gijoe #arah #love #dating #actionfigures
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#gijoe #arah #love #dating #actionfigures
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Destro and Baroness Roleplaying…
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January 28, 2026 at 2:55 PM
EWWW… gross… intolerable, like watching your cousins kiss!!
Those pesky Joes are always on my mind!
January 23, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Those pesky Joes are always on my mind!
What can I say CARMAX gave me a good deal!
Bright and early off to the post office to ship out these prizes! Hope the Joes kept up on the maintenance on this old girl!… I should be back by next week… 😅
#gijoe #arah #contest #toysoutdoors #actionfigure
#gijoe #arah #contest #toysoutdoors #actionfigure
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
What can I say CARMAX gave me a good deal!
The HISS is the winner here, everyone says so, it’s the best! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -CC
That’s right… 1:18 scale tanks for 1:18 scale figures… I ain’t doing the math!
#gijoe #arah #toys #actionfigures #minuatures
#gijoe #arah #toys #actionfigures #minuatures
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The HISS is the winner here, everyone says so, it’s the best! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -CC
Even I’m not this petty!!
Cartoonish supervillainy.
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Even I’m not this petty!!
Rabble rousers!!
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Rabble rousers!!
@destro better have refund check!!
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
@destro better have refund check!!
OOPS!!! Did we say the quiet part out loud again??!! No more filming ICE debriefings!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - CC
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - CC
January 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
OOPS!!! Did we say the quiet part out loud again??!! No more filming ICE debriefings!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - CC
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - CC
Here is to the fascist take over, we are now officially the United States of COBRA.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -CC
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -CC
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Here is to the fascist take over, we are now officially the United States of COBRA.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -CC
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -CC
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SpoonKiller here with my FRED TALKS to help you start the year with the right mindset: Life is short, ignore the noise and do what makes you happy 😅
#gijoe #newyear #tedtalks #mentalhealth #actionfigures
#gijoe #newyear #tedtalks #mentalhealth #actionfigures
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
SpoonKiller here with my FRED TALKS to help you start the year with the right mindset: Life is short, ignore the noise and do what makes you happy 😅
#gijoe #newyear #tedtalks #mentalhealth #actionfigures
#gijoe #newyear #tedtalks #mentalhealth #actionfigures
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Destro showing off our latest top secret projects to the Baroness!… New Cobra Cola vending machine and a new Cobra Cola can design with play feature! What do you guys think?
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Destro showing off our latest top secret projects to the Baroness!… New Cobra Cola vending machine and a new Cobra Cola can design with play feature! What do you guys think?
“How is your jacket so poofy Mindbender?!”
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“How is your jacket so poofy Mindbender?!”
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Hope you’ve all been good little troopers this year because Viper Claus is coming to town… #gijoe #arah #christmas #santa
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hope you’ve all been good little troopers this year because Viper Claus is coming to town… #gijoe #arah #christmas #santa
COBRA had this in the bag! The solution to world hunger… but no, GI Joe, the imperialist guard dogs paid for by the multinational agro-conglomerates had to put a stop to free boundless all organic giant vegetables! The world must unite to end this tyranny, join COBRA!
#gijoe #arah #worldhunger
#gijoe #arah #worldhunger
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
COBRA had this in the bag! The solution to world hunger… but no, GI Joe, the imperialist guard dogs paid for by the multinational agro-conglomerates had to put a stop to free boundless all organic giant vegetables! The world must unite to end this tyranny, join COBRA!
#gijoe #arah #worldhunger
#gijoe #arah #worldhunger
My Thanksgiving coping strategy!
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My Thanksgiving coping strategy!
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Destro you FOOL, this is all YOUR fault!!!”…
#gijoe #arah #fault #blamegame #management #gijoenation #gijoecommunity #gijoefeatures
#gijoe #arah #fault #blamegame #management #gijoenation #gijoecommunity #gijoefeatures
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“Destro you FOOL, this is all YOUR fault!!!”…
#gijoe #arah #fault #blamegame #management #gijoenation #gijoecommunity #gijoefeatures
#gijoe #arah #fault #blamegame #management #gijoenation #gijoecommunity #gijoefeatures
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM