When did you become Wes Self-Defeating's press secretary? The real story is he's been pushing to replace Starmer since 2022. To think I used to respect you. The Guardian is where journalism now goes to die.

Also, The Guardian is institutionally transphobic.

Stop pretending the consequences of your actions don't apply to you. Stop listening to a press that wants to burn this country and everyone in it to the ground. Stop making up scapegoats. It's you and your mates, pretending being grown up means immiserating and killing people, who are to blame.

If there was any justice in this world you'd all be in prison rather than terrorising the entire nation. You absolutely disgust me. This isn't politics. It isn't psychopathy. You're a bunch of bigoted murderers desperately searching for an alibi. You sicken me to my core.

I'm sorry, Charlotte, but you and the entire Labour Party disgust me. This isn't conspiracy theory. We can point to actual dead kids that Labour is responsible for putting in the ground. And what do you plan to do as a distraction? Take away their phones so they can't call for help?

Member of party that has gleefully supported the murder of children in Gaza and forced trans kids onto detransition and, eventually, suicide in the UK, cosplays as caring about children. Real kids are dead because of Labour and you continue to support the deaths of children. Not being fooled.

Cool. So you'll be loudly fighting for our rights in Parliament and rallying against the EHRC and the forced detransitions and suicides of trans youth your government has caused, yeah? Because, if not, this is hot air and you're a liar like almost all of Labour. Enjoy being booted out in 2029.

That said... FrankenBond could be interesting!

They could use it to reveal "James Bond" is a codename and an implanted personality as part of the training. Also: this is how you bring back past Bonds so you can have a Three Bonds movie where they take on Omega on Gallifrey.

This is dumb. This is literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Did anyone think Daniel Craig's Bond was the same person as Sean Connery's? No. Just have Nu-Bond walk in and say, "Shaken not stirred." Bam. Bond. Ffs.

There's literally a wealth of international studies, research and data, you prune.

Always welcome! ☺️ I had fun, too!

I never go to cemeteries as the last time I walked through one I passed the baby section and left heartbroken.

Doctor Who.

I'd think consensus from the medical establishment outweighs concerns from a few hack journalists.

Emily Maitlis straight up lying, too. She didn't do any of that because it was data and evidence based.

Ffs. The media does not radicalise people. People choose media they're predisposed towards and which confirms biases they already have and likely picked up from family and social groups as part of the development of their identity. This is just stupid, unscientific garbage.

I was really enjoying it but haven't caught up on the last few months as busy.

Do you not think it's insulting to tell the entire LGBTQ+ community you know better than them when your own leader is one the record as being against trans kids accessing lifesaving healthcare? We don't trust any of you, Charlotte. Not anymore. You've lied and manipulated too often. Get bent.

"I made you an offer you could easily refuse, and you refused it, Vito. So now Sonny is gonna leak a report to The Telegraph calling you woke."

"I literally don't care, boss. This is a waste of my time. No-one listens to the papers."

"You'll care when I post about you on X."

"I quit."